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♪
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♪ Colonial era-style music ♪
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: Let's see.
"Penny saved is a penny you still have."
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No, no, no, no, no!
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"Penny saved is worth two in the bush."
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No, no, no!
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Confound it all!
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It's too cold to think!
I'm having brain freeze!
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[coughing]
[hissing]
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Blasted stove!
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[grunts]
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[grunts] Huh?
[knocking]
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Yes, what is it?
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- We're the Brothers Warner!
- And the Brothers Warner's sister, Dot!
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- We saw in the paper that you're
looking for an apprentice.
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- Mm, no. I believe you're
mistaken. Goodbye!
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- But we saw it right here,
in the "claffifieds."
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- It's classifieds, not claffifieds!
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- Really? Looks like you "miffpelled" it.
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- How dare you! I did no such thing.
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- Oh-ho-ho! We could do
without the attitude, "mifter"!
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- So "unneceffary."
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- I'm sorry. I don't have
time to entertain visitors
at the moment.
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I have to fix my blasted fireplace
before I freeze to death!
WARNERS: Wait!
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- You've got to help us!
- We need an apprenticeship,
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or we'll be stuck out in the cold!
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- Come on, Frankie!
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We've been all over town looking for work!
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We got turned down by the blacksmith,
the silversmith, the locksmith...
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- The Sam-Smith offered us a job, but...
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- ♪ Stay with me, Warners ♪
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♪ One dame, two esquires ♪
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♪ For thine zany presence ♪
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♪ Is all I require ♪
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- Ugh. He's a little clingy.
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No. Thank. You.
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♪ sad music playing ♪
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- Think about it, Frankie!
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You need a hand around here,
and we need a place to stay.
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Because...
- Be gone, vile peasants!
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I have a stove to fix!
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YAKKO: Well, there's your problem.
- Ah!
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You got a straight-o where
there should be a curvy,
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and a curvy where there
should be a straight-o.
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[banging, clanging, smashing]
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There!
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- Why, it's brilliant!
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- Smoke goes out, heat stays in.
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And all it took was a little kink.
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FRANKLIN: It's perfect.
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I have to spread the word. Wait! No!
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I must get to the patent office.
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Every household in
the colonies is gonna want...
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a Franklin stove!
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- Unbelievable.
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I was gonna call it Yakko's Piping
Hot Stovepipe Benderama!
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- Yeah. Maybe keep pitching on that.
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♪
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- Apprentices! Where are my glasses?
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- They're right between
your nose and your eyebrows.
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- No, no. These are my regular glasses.
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I don't need my regular glasses.
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I need my reading glasses.
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- Well, they couldn't have gone far.
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Here, boy! [kissing]
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[whimpering, shivering]
There you are!
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You gave us quite a fright, didn't you?
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Who gave us a fright?
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You did! You did!
[barking]
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FRANKLIN: Come here!
[crunch]
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- You know, sweetie, you wouldn't lose
them if you kept them on your face.
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- Two pairs of glasses at once?
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That's rich. How do you propose I do that?
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- Allow me!
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Careful... Careful now...
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[exclaims]
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- Imbecile! You've destroyed
my spectacles!
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- Oh. I suppose I have. Hang on.
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There.
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Top's for looking,
bottom's for booking.
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- One pair of spectacles
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with two focal lengths! Incredible!
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I dare say these bifocal lenses
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are my greatest invention yet!
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- Your greatest invention?!
- Hm? What's that? Oh, that's right.
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[scary voice] Mine.
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- Alright, what gives, pal?
We're doing all the work around here,
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and you're taking all the credit!
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- Well, the credit is mine after all.
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Did you not read your
apprenticeship contract?
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All ideas, inventions, improvements,
and improvisations
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devised by the apprentices
shall become property
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of their employer.
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Which is me.
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- We must've skimmed over that part.
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- I told you to read it slowly.
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After all, haste makes waste.
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FRANKLIN:
That includes pithy aphorisms.
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What'd you say?
"Haste... makes... waste."
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Short, memorable, and it rhymes,
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so everyone will think I'm clever!
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Perfect! [laughs]
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Well, off to the patent office.
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Or should I go to
the publishing house first?
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Wait, I know. The bank!
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ALL: Hey!
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- You can't just steal all our ideas
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and claim them as your own!
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- We can expose you, you know!
- Ah, bup-bup-bup, careful.
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It's still a family show.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
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And who will the people believe?
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You, a lowly apprentice?
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Or me, Benjamin Franklin?
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Everyone knows I keep it 100.
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Now, I can trust you to
keep our little arrangement
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to yourselves, yes?
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- Alright, Warners, we have two choices.
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We can walk away from this situation
in a calm and professional manner,
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or we can annoy him with our zany antics.
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Now, before you decide--
BOTH: Antics! Antics!
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- Well, who am I to argue with the people?
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Cue the antics!
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♪
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- Hm. Will I need a jacket today?
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Ah, sunny and warm. I guess not.
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[pen scratching]
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[thunder, rain]
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[scream] Ah!
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Confound it!
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[grunts]
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[birds chirping]
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Ah! [panting]
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What is wrong with
the blasted weather today?
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♪
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[thunder]
[screaming]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
[rumbling]
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[yelling]
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Ah!
[wind blowing]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
[buzzing]
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[screaming]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Ah, that's the stuff.
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- Ugh.
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♪
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- Let's see.
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Address the Continental Congress at 7:00.
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Perfect. Just enough time
for a quick jam sesh.
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♪
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[sighs] Boy, I love classical music.
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Or as I like to call it, music.
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Wait a minute...
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[struggling, mumbling]
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[groaning]
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[laughter]
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But we must ask ourselves
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will history remember us
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as revolutionaries or as traitors?
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Nevertheless, we must all hang together,
[laughter continues]
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or assuredly we will hang
separately! Ow!
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[screaming, crash]
[laughter]
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[Yakko laughing]
- We hold this comedy
to be self-evident!
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- You said it, Hancock!
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We're allowed to say that, right?
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- Apprentices!
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[smash]
I've had enough of your shenanigans.
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You've overstayed your welcome,
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and I want you out of this workshop!
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[door creaking, falls over]
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- Okay. We'll leave.
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- Yeah, we were on the cusp
of a huge scientific breakthrough.
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But, if that's not your thing--
FRANKLIN: Scientific breakthrough?
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No, no! Those are very much
my thing! Tell me more!
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- Well, we can tell you,
but it'd be better to show you.
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♪
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- We call it the lightning rod.
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- I love it. Remind me to write it down.
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- Will do, Benny-boo.
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Now, just hold that sword way up high.
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Make sure the big angry
cloud over there can see it.
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- [muffled]: Okay!
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♪
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[yelling]
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[fizzling]
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[ding]
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[wheezing]
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- I guess you could
call him the original...
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grounding father.
[gulp]
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♪
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