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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme ♪
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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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BRAIN: Behold, Pinky.
Acme Labs' newly acquired computer.
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Capable of over 1,000 calculations
a second,
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and it weighs a mere 29,000 pounds.
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- And you carry it so well, darling!
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- If this young decade
has shown us anything,
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it's that folk music is here to stay.
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So, I have programmed this computer
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to scientifically engineer
a perfect melody
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that is sure to become
the next chart-topping hit.
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[beeping, whirring]
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Once my tune climbs the pop charts,
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I will be invited onto the ne plus ultra
of American culture,
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the Ed Sullivan Show!
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There, before an audience of millions,
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I will unleash this!
- Narf!
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That's one smart-looking
bow tie.
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You look like a millionaire
playboy race car driver's
ventriloquist doll, Brain.
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- Just what I was going for.
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It's a hyper-optic stimulator
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tuned to the chemical signature
of white phosphorus,
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which will destabilize the vacuum tubes
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of every black and white
TV set in America.
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- Egad, Brain! That sure sounds like
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a bunch of nonsensical mumbo jumbo!
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But I'm sure it's not,
and you've done a lot of research
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into how black and white TV
works in this time period.
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- Indeed I have, Pinky.
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When Father rises from his
recliner to bang the TV
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back into working order...
[whirring]
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he will find that the slightest touch
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will put him into a state of
prolonged electro-paralysis.
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[whirring]
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With America's fathers neutralized,
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our nation's youth will turn
to me for paternal guidance.
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- Oh good. I have some questions
about my changing body.
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- Silence, Pinky.
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You must prepare yourself. For tonight,
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we must journey to a place
so dark and twisted,
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every moment we tarry
there we risk descending
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into agonizing madness.
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An open mic night.
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- Oh, I'd love to go, Brain, really,
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but me and some student activists are
going to occupy the university
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to oppose an unelected elite
drafting us to fight an unjust war.
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And get some pizza.
BRAIN: Oh, Pinky,
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you're so easily influenced.
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Now, come do my more important thing.
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- Okay!
[clattering]
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[chewing, smacking] Mm...
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Narfy. [gulp]
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- Blast! Why did I leave writing
lyrics until the last minute?
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What rhymes with
"anaerobic cell respiration?"
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- Oh, you'll be fine, Brain.
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Here, maybe one of these crackers
will settle your stomach.
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[crunch]
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- Pinky, those are rocks.
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- [laugh] Well, that explains
why me tummy feels like it's maracas.
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[rattling]
HOSTESS: Okay, up next,
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we have a new nobody nobody's
ever heard of and nobody will.
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- You hear that, Pinky?
Everyone already hates me.
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There's no way I'll make it
onto Ed Sullivan's TV show.
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Come, Pinky,
this plan is hopeless. [grunt]
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- Don't worry, Brain.
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[bonk]
We'll just sing from the heart. I'll help.
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- Please welcome to the stage, The Brain.
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♪
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- Um, hello. I...
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[mic feedback]
[screaming]
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I'm The Brain.
- And I'm Narfunkel!
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That's a stage name I just came up with.
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Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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- Yes. Well, this is our song.
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.Prepare your cerebellums
for maximum enjoyment.
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♪ folksy melody playing ♪
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- ♪ A morning gone,
and the cupboard bare and empty ♪
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♪ Now then, what to eat? ♪
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♪ Grazing at the table ♪
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♪ No one say no, and I didn't have to ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Spend a speck of dough ♪
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♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪
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- ♪ I ate a rock ♪
- ♪ He ate a rock ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause I missed breakfast ♪
- ♪ 'Cause he missed breakfast ♪
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PINKY:
♪ And it tasted bad ♪
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♪ A little bland and chalky ♪
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♪ It gave me tummy troubles ♪ [groaning]
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♪ All night long, oh dear ♪
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[guitar continues]
[smack, crash]
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BRAIN:
♪ He has these poor fools thinking ♪
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♪ It's a profound metaphor, but it's not ♪
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♪ He just has pica, nothing more ♪
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♪ He ate a rock ♪
- ♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ I'm like a dumpster, narf! ♪
- ♪ He's like a dumpster ♪
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♪ He ate a rock ♪
- ♪ I ate a rock ♪
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♪ I'm just like a dumpster! ♪
- ♪ Just like a dumpster ♪
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PINKY: ♪ I love our fans! They're groovy ♪
BRAIN: ♪ I hate our fans ♪
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♪ They're spoiled Baby Boomers ♪
PINKY: ♪ And they're grimy ♪
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♪ They're human puppies ♪
BRAIN: ♪ They hang around ♪
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♪ He can't say no ♪
PINKY: ♪ I can't say no ♪
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♪ This montage rocks! ♪
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♪ I'm having fun! [laugh] ♪
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♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪
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PINKY: ♪ I ate a rock ♪
BRAIN: ♪ He ate a rock ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And now we're famous ♪
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- Narf!
[crowd cheering]
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♪
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Brain, you have to meet
my new groovy friends.
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This is Symphony, this is Binx,
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and this is Catfish Joan.
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- We're not here to make friends, Pinky.
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We're here to take over the world!
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- Take over the world?
You sound like my dad, man.
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- Yeah, Brain. You sound like my dad.
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Or at least the hand puppet
the scientists pretended was my dad.
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BRAIN:
Alright, that's enough.
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[glass shatter]
[screaming]
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- Brain! What are you doing!?
You can't kick out all my friends!
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- Ha! They're not friends!
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They're fair weather fans!
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I'm your real friend, Pinky.
Now, be a pal and throw out
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this garbage.
[rattling]
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- You're not being a real friend.
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A real friend would let
me eat the garbage.
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- Stop harshing our Narfunkel, man.
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- Yeah! Especially 'cause I'm the one
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who wrote all the song words.
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- They're called lyrics.
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And don't forget who created the tune.
- Um,
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your computer?
- Oh, hang on.
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I don't know who this "Computer" guy is,
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but if he's doing all the work,
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then why do you need this uptight square?
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- Oh, come on, guys.
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Binxy, Catfish Joan,
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we're all travelers on
this journey together, right?
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
[thud]
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Bah! Forget it. I don't need Pinky.
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This bleached cow skull
would make a better assistant.
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Say, bleached cow skull,
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are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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Exactly!
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I will get on Ed Sullivan
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and take over the world by myself.
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Surely, that fool Pinky
will regret abandoning me.
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[hissing]
[screaming, wailing]
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[humming]
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[laughter]
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- So, how's your new solo project
coming along, babe?
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- Poit! Well, I'll be honest,
it was a lot easier
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when Brain used his
computer to write the tune.
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Actually, a lot of things were easier
when Brain was around. [sniffle]
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He told me what to do
and what not to do.
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He reminded me to breathe.
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[air hissing]
[groan, gasp]
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[grunt] Gee, I miss him.
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- You're bumming me out.
Let's hear your new track, Jack.
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- Okay! Listen to this new
groovy tune I came up with!
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♪
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♪ experimental music ♪
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♪ Denver omelet ♪
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♪ Syrup over Hollandaise,
squirt that ketchup... ♪
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- Ew, this is terrible.
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MALE FAN:
My ears are throwing up!
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♪ experimental music continues ♪
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- ♪ You got to order yourself
some hash browns ♪
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♪ It's French fries for breakfast... ♪
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Egad! Everyone's been raptored!
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[bus revving]
[gasp]
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[tires screech]
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♪
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Oh. I see what happened.
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And now I don't. [sighs]
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[click, hissing]
[banging]
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- Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very...
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special guest.
[cheering]
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Before he comes on,
here's a mouse on a stool.
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Please welcome The Brain.
[quiet clapping]
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- I would like to dedicate this song
to everyone in the world,
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except Pinky.
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- Who's, uh, who's Pinky?
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- Exactly, Edward Vincent Sullivan.
Nobody.
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Well, he was my best friend,
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and my poison taster,
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and a surprisingly comfortable footstool.
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But he was holding me back!
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I had to abandon him to fulfill my destiny
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to paralyze the nation using this bow tie
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on a black and white television broadcast!
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- Yes, well, that's quite
a story, but we...
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just started broadcasting
in color last week.
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- Color?
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♪
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Color?
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Color!?
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A black and white broadcast
was vital to my plan!
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[crowd booing]
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Oh no. I've failed.
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I was a fool to think
I could do this alone.
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I never thought I'd miss
the days of Pinky and the...
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- Brain!
[banging]
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- Pinky!
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[crowd gasp]
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♪ mellow guitar music playing ♪
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[growl]
[smash]
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[screaming]
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- Whee! [laughing]
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♪ vocalizing continues ♪
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ED SULLIVAN:
Hey! Those muffins were for everybody!
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♪
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PINKY: Move! Move!
[growling]
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[shatter]
[both laughing]
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[laughing]
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♪
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♪
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- Come, Pinky, we must go back to
the lab to prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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♪ melancholy melody playing ♪
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[sniff]
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[traffic noise]
[song fades out]
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