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- [sigh] You guys.

We've been busy traveling,

but we wanted to take a moment to talk to you,

our fans.

- I know we've disappointed everyone on the internet,

so we wanted to apologize to... the internet.

- [sob] We are so sorry, you guys!

[blowing nose]

[mic feedback]

[crying] - The point of our content is to entertain,

and we never wanna make anyone feel bad.

- Especially you, internet.

- We have learned a lot!

And if we could take it back, we would!

What did we do again? - I thought you knew.

- I think something about the internet.

- Hold on, hold on.

Oh, that's right. We called Ralph a silly goose.

- That's it? - Well, yeah.

A lot of geese were offended.

- Wait, I thought the internet was mad.

- They are. Geese don't wanna be compared to Ralph.

- I can understand why. Ralph certainly smells worse.

- And his brain is smaller.

- And he's always eating stale bread by the park bench.

- Really? Well then, what are we even apologizing for?

♪

- I'm sorry we wasted your time, you guys.

- Don't apologize to them. They're not celebrities.

I'm sorry we wasted our time.

- Well, I'm sorry I need a new drink

because this isn't what I ordered!

I said Tropical Sunrise, not Sunset! [glass shattering]

- Ah, I'm glad being famous hasn't changed us.

- Yeah. We've always been terrible.