Original subtitles

♪ theme song playing ♪

- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ - ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪

♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪

♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪

♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪

- ♪ Wagon trainy ♪

- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

♪

♪

[thunder]

[excited grunt]

[animals grunt]

[grunting]

- Eh, the ark is full! Take the next one!

♪ sad music ♪

[thunder]

[ship horn] [gasping]

♪ tropical music ♪

- You guys need a ride?

[cheering]

♪

[squawk]

I haven't seen this many twisted characters

since Steve Carell started chasing an Oscar.

[rimshot]

[splash]

- Is that everybody?

MONSTERS: Mm-hmm.

♪ dramatic sting ♪

- Somebody left their kid!

- Ooh! You get some chives, some ched, some chopped ham,

and you got yourself a classy little omelet station!

- Nobody puts baby in an omelet.

[thunder]

♪

[creaking]

[thunder]

Excuse me! Did any of you cold-blooded monsters...

- Or warm-blooded monsters.

- ...leave an egg outside?

MONSTERS: Mm-mmm.

- Aw shucks. No one claimed it.

I'll give it a good home.

- Not so fast, Wakko.

We have to find out who this egg belongs to.

♪ Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours? ♪

♪ It's just I saw those purple claws ♪

♪ And couldn't help but notice they're ♪

♪ The same shade as this shell ♪

- ♪ A griffin? Ha! No way, Jose ♪

- ♪ Let's serve it poached with Hollandaise ♪

- ♪ The egg is not for eating ♪

- ♪ We could fry it up as well ♪

- ♪ Besides, li'l sis, it isn't hers ♪

- ♪ But she's got wings! ♪ - ♪ And she's got fur, and mammals ♪

♪ Don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme ♪

- ♪ A monotreme? ♪ - ♪ Like platypi ♪

♪ Echidnas, too, I think ♪

- ♪ Hey, guys, it isn't mine ♪

- ♪ I knew it ♪ - ♪ Darn! ♪

- ♪ Let's scramble it with cream ♪

♪ monsters vocalizing ♪

♪ vocalizing continues ♪

- ♪ This thing has got scales like a snake ♪

- ♪ Could be a dragon or a drake ♪

- ♪ It must belong to that guy ♪

♪ Or at least his wife or spouse ♪

♪ Excuse me, pal ♪ - ♪ Oh, hi there, hun ♪

- ♪ It's Benedict from season one ♪

- ♪ Eggs Benedict, you say? ♪ - ♪ Please, Wakko ♪

BOTH: ♪ Keep it in your mouth ♪

- ♪ Hey, Benny boy, is this your son? ♪

- ♪ 'Fraid not, young friends, I'm not the one ♪

♪ I tread the boards alone, an actor lives a life of pain ♪

- ♪ Oh please, forget we asked ♪ - ♪ He's such a bore ♪

- ♪ So maybe it's a manticore ♪

- ♪ That egg is looking tasty ♪

- ♪ We could make a quiche Lorraine ♪

ALL: Oh...

Oh...

Oh!

- Yes! Got it.

- ♪ Nice save there, Gorgon, thanks a bunch ♪

- ♪ Oh, it's not mine, but I missed lunch ♪

- ♪ Well, so did I! ♪ - ♪ You give it here! ♪

- ♪ They're gonna start a riot! ♪

- ♪ Yo, sasquatch, hydra, Pegasus ♪

♪ You, too, three heads of Cerebus! ♪

♪ Don't eat that egg! ♪ MONSTERS: ♪ We're starving! ♪

- ♪ I've got a knife for carving ♪

- ♪ I guess I'm going on a diet ♪

♪ monsters vocalizing ♪

[splash]

♪

♪ dramatic sting ♪

- I guess I wasn't ready to be a mother.

I should've spent some more time focused on my career.

- Or steering a boat.

- Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. Well, the good news is we saved the egg.

- The bad news is we're trapped on this desert island with no food.

- Which brings us back to the good news.

We get to eat this egg.

[crackling] - Which brings us back to the bad news.

It's starting to hatch!

[crackling]

♪

[crackling]

[cluck]

ALL: Baby Chicken Boo!?

[cluck]

- So this whole elaborate sketch was your origin story?

[clucking] - Sorry you almost got eaten.

[cluck] - Can I still eat the shell?

[cluck]

- ♪ When they crashed the ark, things got kinda dark ♪

♪ But the egg survived, now he's a Chicken Boo ♪

[cluck]