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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Wagon trainy ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[thunder]
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[excited grunt]
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[animals grunt]
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[grunting]
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- Eh, the ark is full! Take the next one!
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♪ sad music ♪
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[thunder]
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[ship horn]
[gasping]
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♪ tropical music ♪
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- You guys need a ride?
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[cheering]
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♪
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[squawk]
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I haven't seen this many
twisted characters
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since Steve Carell started
chasing an Oscar.
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[rimshot]
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[splash]
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- Is that everybody?
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MONSTERS:
Mm-hmm.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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- Somebody left their kid!
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- Ooh! You get some chives,
some ched, some chopped ham,
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and you got yourself
a classy little omelet station!
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- Nobody puts baby in an omelet.
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[thunder]
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♪
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[creaking]
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[thunder]
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Excuse me! Did any of you
cold-blooded monsters...
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- Or warm-blooded monsters.
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- ...leave an egg outside?
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MONSTERS:
Mm-mmm.
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- Aw shucks. No one claimed it.
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I'll give it a good home.
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- Not so fast, Wakko.
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We have to find out who
this egg belongs to.
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♪ Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours? ♪
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♪ It's just I saw those purple claws ♪
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♪ And couldn't help but notice they're ♪
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♪ The same shade as this shell ♪
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- ♪ A griffin? Ha! No way, Jose ♪
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- ♪ Let's serve it poached
with Hollandaise ♪
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- ♪ The egg is not for eating ♪
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- ♪ We could fry it up as well ♪
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- ♪ Besides, li'l sis, it isn't hers ♪
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- ♪ But she's got wings! ♪
- ♪ And she's got fur, and mammals ♪
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♪ Don't lay eggs unless
they are a monotreme ♪
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- ♪ A monotreme? ♪
- ♪ Like platypi ♪
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♪ Echidnas, too, I think ♪
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- ♪ Hey, guys, it isn't mine ♪
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- ♪ I knew it ♪
- ♪ Darn! ♪
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- ♪ Let's scramble it with cream ♪
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♪ monsters vocalizing ♪
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♪ vocalizing continues ♪
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- ♪ This thing has got
scales like a snake ♪
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- ♪ Could be a dragon or a drake ♪
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- ♪ It must belong to that guy ♪
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♪ Or at least his wife or spouse ♪
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♪ Excuse me, pal ♪
- ♪ Oh, hi there, hun ♪
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- ♪ It's Benedict from season one ♪
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- ♪ Eggs Benedict, you say? ♪
- ♪ Please, Wakko ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Keep it in your mouth ♪
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- ♪ Hey, Benny boy, is this your son? ♪
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- ♪ 'Fraid not, young friends,
I'm not the one ♪
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♪ I tread the boards alone,
an actor lives a life of pain ♪
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- ♪ Oh please, forget we asked ♪
- ♪ He's such a bore ♪
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- ♪ So maybe it's a manticore ♪
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- ♪ That egg is looking tasty ♪
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- ♪ We could make a quiche Lorraine ♪
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ALL:
Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh!
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- Yes! Got it.
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- ♪ Nice save there, Gorgon,
thanks a bunch ♪
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- ♪ Oh, it's not mine,
but I missed lunch ♪
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- ♪ Well, so did I! ♪
- ♪ You give it here! ♪
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- ♪ They're gonna start a riot! ♪
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- ♪ Yo, sasquatch, hydra, Pegasus ♪
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♪ You, too, three heads of Cerebus! ♪
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♪ Don't eat that egg! ♪
MONSTERS: ♪ We're starving! ♪
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- ♪ I've got a knife for carving ♪
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- ♪ I guess I'm going on a diet ♪
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♪ monsters vocalizing ♪
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[splash]
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♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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- I guess I wasn't ready to be a mother.
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I should've spent some more
time focused on my career.
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- Or steering a boat.
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- Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. Well,
the good news is we saved the egg.
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- The bad news is we're trapped
on this desert island with no food.
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- Which brings us back to the good news.
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We get to eat this egg.
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[crackling]
- Which brings us back to the bad news.
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It's starting to hatch!
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[crackling]
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♪
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[crackling]
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[cluck]
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ALL:
Baby Chicken Boo!?
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[cluck]
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- So this whole elaborate
sketch was your origin story?
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[clucking]
- Sorry you almost got eaten.
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[cluck]
- Can I still eat the shell?
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[cluck]
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- ♪ When they crashed the ark,
things got kinda dark ♪
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♪ But the egg survived,
now he's a Chicken Boo ♪
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[cluck]
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