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NARRATOR: CEO Michael Benton. [applause]

Silicon Valley venture capitalist,

egomaniac,

searching for everlasting life.

Then, a freak accident transforms his biological makeup...

[fizzling, boom]

...turning him into an angry gnome.

[yelling]

The creature is driven by rage...

[yelling]

...and must now live in people's mouths...

‐ Who do you think you are, bullying somebody around!?

NARRATOR: ...and speak for them when they cannot speak for themselves.

‐ You're just waiting around for the clock to tick!

[car rumbling]

♪

[roar]

NARRATOR: He is The Incredible Gnome In People's Mouths.

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‐ Oh... What?

Where's my pudding? [slurping]

Hey! Uh... That's my pudding!

‐ I don't see your name on it. Besides, it's just butterscotch.

You probably wouldn't even like it.

Don't want you getting cavities. Bad for your teeth.

‐ Hey! Uh... Oh...

[gagging, grunting]

‐ Hey! Get your hands off that pudding!

[screaming]

Don't you know how to respect your elders and their puddings?

Lemme talk to your supervisor!

♪

‐ Now, I'm sure if we just talk calmly

about what happened.

‐ The time for calm talking has passed, sister!

She boosted that butterscotch right out from under

that baby boy's booger box! ‐ I'm sorry!

I have low blood sugar, and I don't get a lunch break.

So, I get irritable. ‐ You're irritable!?

I'm stuck in this old man's mouth,

and he quit brushing in 1972!

I know your job is hard, but you can't lash out

by pilfering pudding! And you...

I wonder how the governor would feel about your blatant disregard

of the revised California labor laws,

section 22 G, requiring lunch breaks

for all employees whose shifts exceed seven hours!

‐ Oh, I‐I'm sure we can resolve this.

♪

‐ Someone stole all the corner pieces!

‐ Hold on one minute, Mrs. Miller. I'm on my lunch break.

[slurp] [grunting]

‐ You're welcome!

[laughing] ‐ Help!

[rumbling] [grunts]

‐ Hm! [revving]

[tire screech] [laughing]

‐ I wonder where he'll go next.

‐ I suppose wherever there's a helpless person

whose problems can be solved by violent screaming

and reckless intimidation.

♪