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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Mirage arcane‐y ♪
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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[shaking, clattering]
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‐ Ah! Snake eyes!
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‐ Yeah, that means you
married your prom date
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and you both shop for
jeans at the grocery store.
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‐ But I never got to live abroad!
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Or try stand‐up comedy!
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‐ And you never will.
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‐ That's why they call it settling!
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[rumbling]
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[screaming]
[crashing]
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♪ intimidating music ♪
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[whirring]
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[clicking]
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[beeping]
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[alien noises]
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‐ You know, this would be scarier
if we hadn't already done aliens...
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twice this season.
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[beep]
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‐ Sorry about that.
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Are you the one they call...
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The Yak?
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‐ It's Yakk‐O.
And it depends who's asking,
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four plus four plus four... eyes.
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‐ We hear you are best at
condensing complex information
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into catchy jingles.
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‐ Well, maybe not the best...
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But yeah, objectively the best.
You heard right.
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‐ What is everything about Earth? Please.
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‐ Everything about Earth!?
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♪
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Uh...
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[sighs] Okay.
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Well, I'm gonna need a 92‐piece orchestra
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and a lukewarm green tea
with lemon and honey.
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[snap]
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[whirring, zap]
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I said luke warm!
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Luke!
[snap]
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[zap]
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That's more like it.
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Maestro, if you please.
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♪ At first there was nothingness,
then some unknown process ♪
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♪ Lead to a great big explosion ♪
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♪ The universe grew
from a subatomic stew ♪
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♪ Of quarks, gluons, plasmas, and bosons ♪
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♪ Then gas and dust settled
on hot cores of metal ♪
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♪ And one of these
cores was called Earth ♪
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♪ It was covered with goop,
a primordial soup ♪
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♪ From which all of Earth's
life was then birthed ♪
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♪ At first, single cells,
some swam or grew shells ♪
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♪ Still others evolved to hunt prey ♪
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♪ Some hid in the sand,
some crawled onto land ♪
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♪ So life, well, life found a way... ♪
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‐ Uh, we already did this bit.
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Uh huh, in the pilot. Mm‐hmm.
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‐ ♪ There were mosses and gymnosperms,
seven‐foot‐long earthworms ♪
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♪ Huge dragonflies ruled the sky ♪
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♪ Amphibians, cephalopods,
pedallers both bi‐ and quad‐ ♪
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♪ Reptiles started to fly ♪
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♪ We had lizards grow big and small,
mammals not big at all ♪
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♪ Sharks were the size of a house ♪
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♪ Then, one little meteor
killed all the dinosaurs ♪
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♪ So, we evolved from a mouse ♪
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♪ 8,000 BC, Creation Theory ♪
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♪ Would dictate the song
should start here ♪
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♪ Though most of our herd
agree it's absurd ♪
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♪ Some teach it in place
of Shakespeare... ♪
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♪ Let's skip evolution,
there're two revolutions ♪
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♪ Agriculture took us to towns ♪
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♪ Humans learned to grow wheat,
got all fat, loved to eat ♪
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♪ Stopped walking and just settled down ♪
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♪ Industrial next, its major effect ♪
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♪ To take us from towns to the city ♪
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♪ We mined coals and built trains,
machines plowed our grains ♪
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♪ And we treated the workers real shi‐‐ ♪
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‐ How many more of your Earth
seconds is this going to take?
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‐ Well‐timed interruption.
Almost there, I promise!
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♪ We recorded some tunes,
put a man on the moon ♪
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♪ Fought more wars
than we care to recount ♪
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♪ Sent the Phoenix to Mars,
built electric cars ♪
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♪ And polluted a shocking amount ♪
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♪ Skipping to now,
we survived, not sure how ♪
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♪ It's getting real hard to keep track ♪
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[inhales deeply]
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♪ There's Wikipedia, smartphones,
tablets, unmanned drones ♪
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♪ Pick your own genomes,
ride‐sharing, sheep clones ♪
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♪ Earthquakes and cyclones,
valleys of Silicone ♪
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♪ Gluten‐free vegan scones,
temperature milestones ♪
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♪ Keystones and sword thrones,
high‐interest payday loans ♪
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♪ Cyclists' testosterone,
and everything Musk owns ♪
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♪ But at least now us Warners are ♪
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♪ Back! ♪
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We are back, baby!
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♪
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[clapping]
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‐ You have been most helpful, The Yak.
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‐ Yes. While we absorb the essence
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of all species on your planet,
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we will ensure your carbon atoms
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are re‐purposed for only
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the highest quality nutrient paste.
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[slurping]
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♪
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‐ Joke's on them!
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We aren't even a species!
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