Original subtitles

♪ theme song playing ♪

- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

♪ And we're zany to the-- ♪

[beep]

[beeping]

ANNOUNCER: Not so fast. As part of Warner Brothers'

renewed commitment to the health of our viewers,

you must perform physical activity

before continuing to the next episode.

♪

- Hi! We're the Warner Brothers!

- And the Warner Sister!

- And I'm a mayfly!

- Exercise is an important part of a healthy lifestyle!

Everyone can make time for just 15 minutes of exercise!

- Actually, I don't think I have that kind of time.

- Nonsense! Let's kick things off

with some simple jumping jacks! ♪ upbeat music playing ♪

- These really target the parts of your body

that you use to do jumping jacks!

- No, I'm serious.

Mayflies only live a few hours, and I'm already over the hill. [panting]

- Nah. Not over the hill yet!

We've still got a few seconds of mountain climbers left!

[bleating] [grunting]

- I don't know what a mountain climber is. I don't even know what a mountain is!

- What? Were you born yesterday?

- No, that's what I'm trying to tell you. I wasn't born yesterday.

I was born today! My time is very limited,

and I have so much more I wanna do.

- I hear you!

- Let's work on your quads!

[grunting]

- I wanted to have kids. Maybe two,

even 3,000!

- Meh, you're not missing much. [grunts]

Let's do some pec flies!

- Flies! Finally, something I can do.

[grunts, gasps]

- Look at that! You're losing weight already!

[wind blowing]

- I've spent my whole life with these strangers,

here at the gym, away from my family...

- [laughs] That's right!

The gym really can be a home away from home!

- Now, this final exercise is a real killer!

Are you ready?

ALL: May?

[thunder crashes]

♪ somber music playing ♪

[thunder]

- I didn't realize she had so many friends.

- She touched a lot of lives.

[beep] ANNOUNCER: Congratulations!

You've reached your quota for physical activity.

You may now resume enjoying Animaniacs .

[beep]

- ♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ - ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪

♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪

♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪

♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪

- ♪ Cell membrane-y ♪

- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪