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♪ Pinky and the Brain theme song ♪
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- Gee, Brain, what do
you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius,
the other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[basketball buzzer]
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
And with just six seconds on the clock,
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I don't see how Fluke
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can close this gap.
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- Egad. You're watching sports?
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"Who are you, and what have
you done with the real Brain?"
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Narf! [laughs]
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Seriously though, Brain. Is that you?
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You've replaced yourself
with clones so many times,
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I can't tell. [grunts]
BRAIN: Quiet, Pinky,
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you purulent protoplasmic peon.
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- It is you!
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- I must hear the score.
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- But I thought you
hated bouncy-ball, Brain.
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[grunts]
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- If you mean basketball, I do hate it.
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Watching humans drop orbs into netting
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is scarcely my idea of entertainment.
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I'm in no way emotionally
invested in this pitiful--
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[whistle blows]
Oh, how is that a foul?!
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The force behind that errant contact
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could be measured in micronewtons!
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
And if Allen can sink this free throw,
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Fluke University will steal
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the unlikeliest of victories!
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♪
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And... it's good!
[buzzer]
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[crowd cheering]
Fluke wins 73-72!
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- Ah! A surprising outcome!
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I-I suppose I can see how the masses
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might find this dribble drivel amusing.
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73-72,
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Fluke University. 73-72,
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Fluke University.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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- Ooh! What do you got there, Brain?
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- Behold, Pinky.
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The Reverse Entropy Waveform
Inverter Neutrino Dilator.
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I call it the REWIND!
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- [gasps] You made your own smartphone?
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Oh, it's brilliant, Brain!
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So smooth and sleek and shiny and--
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Oh no!
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No headphone jack?
When will you tech giants
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start listening to what us
consumers actually want?
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- This isn't some glorified
wireless telegraph, Pinky.
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This device controls the very
flow of time's arrow.
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Push of a button, I will be able to
travel precisely two hours into the past!
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Just long enough to accurately
forecast the outcome
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of a basketball game.
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[Pinky humming]
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- Hm?
Sorry, Brain. I didn't get a word of that.
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- Brain use button,
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win big at bouncy-ball.
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- Well, why didn't you just say so?
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- Through a series of precise
score predictions
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on the May Mania tournament,
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I calculate that I'll be able to turn
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this 17 cents of loose change
I found in the lab into...
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no less than one trillion dollars!
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- Egad, Brain!
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That's enough for me to pay
off my student loan debts!
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- But you never went to college.
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- Exactly!
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Why do you think I'm so bad with money?
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- Never mind that, Pinky.
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We're going to use the money
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to buy a Pacific island,
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on which we will build
a lair inside a live volcano!
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Every super villain needs one!
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Just like Dr. No!
- Dr. Who?
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- No, Dr. No.
- Who's a doctor?
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- Yes.
- Dr. Yes?
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- No!
- Oh! Dr. No!
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- Yes!
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- I don't get it.
[Brain sighs]
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
And with just six seconds on the clock,
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I don't see how Fluke can close
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this gap!
- You're watching sports?
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Who are you and what have...
- I done with the real Brain.
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Very clever, Pinky, you purulent,
protoplasmic peon.
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- Narf! How do you keep
coming up with new ones?
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
And if Allen can sink this free throw,
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Fluke University will steal
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the unlikeliest of victories!
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♪
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And... it's good!
[buzzer]
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[crowd cheering]
Fluke wins,
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73-72!
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- [laughs] It works, Pinky!
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It works!
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[beeping]
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[kiss]
- Ooh! What do you got there, Brain?
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[grunts]
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ANNOUNCER [TV]: Fluke dominates
their second round match up,
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96-78.
[crowd cheering]
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[beeping]
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- Ooh! What do you got there, Brain?
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♪
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[buzzer, cheering]
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[beeping]
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Ooh! What do you got there, Brain?
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- ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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[beeping]
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- Ooh! What do you got there--
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- ♪ Whoa ♪
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- Ooh! What do you got the--
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[boom]
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Ooh! What you got there?
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- ♪ Whoa ♪
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- Ooh!
[Brain growls]
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- Ask me that one more time,
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and I will go back to
before your conception
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and prevent your parents meet-cute!
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This is it, Pinky.
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Williams makes this play, and our plan
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comes to fruition! Gesundheit, by the way.
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[sneezes]
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- Who's Williams?
ANNOUNCER [TV]: Lamarche shoots,
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and...
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misses!
[buzzer]
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Gorgonzola wins!
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- Excuse me, who shoots?
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And it's what?
And doesn't Fluke wear blue?
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Pinky, this is all wrong!
PINKY: Oh?
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[speaking German]
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♪
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[screams]
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
With the fate of planet Earth
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on the line, this promises to be
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an incredible game of Space Spheres!
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One wonders if these rips in
the spacetime continuum will harm
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the chances of
a Smargadine Smorgenflecks victory!
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- Rips in the spacetime
continuum? That's it!
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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- I believe so, Brain.
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Your device must be disrupting
the very fabric of the universe,
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creating evermore bizarre
and unstable timelines.
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One wonders if continued use of your
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"temporal inverter"
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will escalate the decay
until the walls of reality
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come crashing down round us.
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- Why, that's right.
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However, I have no choice but to
keep jumping between timelines
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until I find an acceptable
one in which to reside.
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Clearly this one is not that.
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- Wakey-wakey, Brainy cakey!
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♪ romantic music swells ♪
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- [Pinky's voice]:
Egad! If Pinky finds out about us,
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you and I will never see
each other again, Pinky.
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- [Pinky's voice]: [gasps] Oh, Pinky.
Pinky couldn't bear a life
without you, Pinky.
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[door bangs]
BOTH: Poit! Narf!
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♪ soap opera music ♪
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BRAIN:
Blegh! The most dreadful, awful,
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disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Holy!
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Once again, I've spoken too soon.
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♪ regal music playing ♪
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- Emperor Brain.
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Who would you like smited today?
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- The past tense is actually "smote."
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And the smitees
are the object of the verb,
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so it should be,
"Whom would you like smote?"
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And... where am I?
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Pinky, I've done it!
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In this timeline,
I've taken over the world!
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- Why, of course you have, your Magicksy.
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Your Magicksy Brain.
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Magic Brain.
BRAIN: Droid!
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[droid whirring]
Smite...
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everyone in Colorado!
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I really do hate Colorado.
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I believe I'll stay in this timeline.
[rumbling, Pinky groans]
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Besides, any more jumps and the cosmos
may tear itself apart entirely.
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PINKY [in demonic voice]:
Yes, stay.
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Remain my puppet.
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[screaming]
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Oh! What have you
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got there, Brain?
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♪
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[screaming]
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[portals zapping]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[screaming]
[laughs]
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Ah!
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The void can't hold me, Brain!
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[Pinky screaming]
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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♪
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- It's pointless.
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Utterly futile. The universe
is doomed, unless...
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unless this thing never
existed in the first place.
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I have to go back to
before I ever built it!
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♪
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Pinky. You have... depth!
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- Thanks. Ooh! Brain, you look slim!
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- Holy matrimony.
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It's three-dimensional Euclidean space!
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This is it. The moment that I powered up
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that infernal gizmo.
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Ow!
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♪
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[explosion]
Ah!
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Pinky, get the device!
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- Righto!
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[whirring]
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[gasp, screaming]
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[Brain gasps]
[Pinky screams]
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♪
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[Brain groans]
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- Pinky, it must be destroyed!
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[rattling]
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- Narf! [grunts]
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- That's it, Pinky! Almost there!
[whimpering]
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Ah!
- Whoa!
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[grunts]
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- Pinky, no!
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[wind howling]
- Narf!
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[gasps]
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Whee!
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[screaming]
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[basketball buzzer]
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[crowd cheering]
[basketball shoes squeaking]
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- You're watching sports? [grunts]
[gasps]
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- Pinky! Oh, I thought I'd lost you!
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- That's funny. I thought I'd lost
myself the other day.
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I was in the cereal aisle
for over four hours
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before I worked out I was
actually in the cupboard.
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
And... it's good!
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[buzzer]
Fluke wins, 73-72!
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- No tears in space?
No dreadful Pinky soap operas?
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No Lovecraftian horrors? [sighs]
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Everything is back to normal.
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- Yay! What's back to normal, Brain?
[Brain chuckles]
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- You don't remember any of it, do you?
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You were quite the hero, my old friend.
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Come! We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- What are we gonna do
tomorrow night, Brain?
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[deep inhale]
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- You know what?
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Anything that you want to do.
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- Why don't we take a night off and go
to that "paint our own pottery class"
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like our therapist told us to?
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- No.
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We're taking over the world!
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- That's a terrific idea, Brain.
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