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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme music playing ♪
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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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PINKY: Ooh, look, Brain!
A quiz about toxic friendships!
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Question one,
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is your friend a good listener?
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- Silence, Pinky.
Egwind and I are working.
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[beeping]
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- Thanks for letting me be
a part of the team, Mr. Brain.
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I really appreciate being
given the chance to shine.
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- And shine you will, Egwind.
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Using optogenetics, I will fire
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this modified blue light laser
at your amygdala.
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By activating the neurons
that cause aggression,
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I'll finally have an assistant
with a true killer instinct!
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[beeping, whirring]
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[laughing]
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- Ah!
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♪
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[roaring, snarling]
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- Yes. Yes! It's working!
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[roaring]
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[snarling, grunting]
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[roaring]
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[floor creaking]
- Farewell...
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- Well, I suppose one
must break a few eggs
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to make a bad egg.
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This time, I'll just
dial things back a smidge.
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[whirring]
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- Question two, does your
friend take advantage of you?
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[beeping]
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♪
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[grunts]
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- Pinky? How are you doing?
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Are you feeling anymore vicious?
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- Vicious? No, Brain, I swear!
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I gave that up after I was
banned from the aquarium!
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- [sighs] Alas, you're unchanged.
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Perhaps I dialed it down too much.
Let's give you another zap...
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♪
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[grunting]
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[gagging]
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Pinky... let me go...
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- Sorry, Brain,
I don't know what's happening!
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I can't seem to control my hands!
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[straining]
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[Brain yells]
[whimpers]
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♪
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[gagging]
- Fascinating.
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Somehow, only your hands
have acquired a killer instinct.
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They now have a mind of their own
and are functioning independently,
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as if you are Destiny's Child
and your hands are Beyoncé.
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- [grunts] Ooh! Nice reference, Brain.
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You see? I told you getting
that lifetime subscription
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to Rolling Stone was a good idea.
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♪
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[yelling, struggling, gagging]
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[yelling]
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- Enough is enough!
You do whatever you'd like to Pinky,
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but my equipment is worth
more than... well, Pinky.
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[whimpers]
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- Uh oh. I'm not sure my hands like
being tied up this way, Brain.
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Ah!
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- Oh no you don't! Get back here.
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[grunts]
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[exclaiming]
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- I'll never forget you, Brain!
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[cars honking]
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MAN:
What? Ah!
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[screaming]
[sirens wailing]
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[explosion]
- Ah!
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Perhaps I've unleashed an intelligence
so devious and cunning,
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it can never be contained.
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Perhaps my scientific hubris
has at last gotten the better of me.
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Perhaps I've finally gone too far!
[screaming continues]
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Nah.
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♪
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I must formulate a contingency plan
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in case I'm forced to destroy him.
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- Destroy who, Brain?
- P-Pinky!
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How did you escape the authorities?
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- Oh dear. Well,
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they tried to take me to
the station for questioning.
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And then, remember that scene
in Silence of the Lambs?
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It was just like that,
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except I didn't need
to steal anyone's face.
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My hands... just did it for fun...
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I'm sorry, Brain. I do
nothing but cause trouble.
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I'm hopeless.
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- Hm. On the contrary.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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- I think so, Brain,
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but nothing in the rulebook says
a possum can't play Frisbee golf.
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- The only thing emptier than your skull
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is my promise to start flossing. [grunts]
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[bones cracking]
[gasps]
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Ah. What I mean to say is
your dexterous digits
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may be exactly the thing
I need after all.
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With their help, I can finally carry out
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my grandest, most ambitious scheme yet.
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Excavating frozen mastodons
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to create an army of super soldiers!
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- Aw, cute!
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- Ow!
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Fine. Uh, then what say you
to changing the Earth's rotation
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with a giant electromagnet?
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- I don't get it, but I love it!
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- Ow! Uh, roger that.
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How about causing society to crumble
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by altering the DNA of
a deadly insect? [gasps]
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♪
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Okay then. Then, help me
take over the world!
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Not as my assistant or rivals,
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but as partners.
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Shall we shake on it?
PINKY: Talk to the hand
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'cause the Pinky can't
physically control them anymore.
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♪
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- Pack your bags, Pinky.
We are going to Bethesda, Maryland.
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- Ooh! What's in Maryland, Brain? I mean,
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besides Fort McHenry, Camden Yards,
the Chesapeake Blue Crab,
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the Walters Art Museum,
Crystal Grottoes Cavern,
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Edgar Allan Poe's memorial,
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and the National Aquarium,
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which I've not yet been banned from.
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BRAIN:
The National Institutes of Health.
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- That's it! That's the one I forgot!
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[grunts]
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- Inside this building
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is the sophisticated gene editing
tool known as CRISPR.
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Once we've unlocked its secrets,
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we will engineer a mosquito
with an extra-large stinger.
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Anyone bitten will scratch themselves mad,
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unless they come to me for
my specially developed itch cream.
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- Egad, terrific, Brain!
A foolproof plan as usual.
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- But first, we'll need to find
a way inside the building.
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♪
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- Say no more, Brain! It appears
I've got that under control.
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- Whatever harebrained
scheme you've got, Pinky,
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it's not going to--
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Wow. That's rather impressive,
Pinky's pinkies.
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- Thanks, Brain!
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Now, please turn off and stow
all electronic devices
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for absolutely no reason
at all as we... prepare...
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for liftoff!
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Woohoo! [laughing]
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♪
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- Alright, Pinky. To enter
the most restricted areas,
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we will need to procure
an identification badge
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with the appropriate clearance.
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That is why you and I
are posing as lunch ladies.
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- How theatrical, Brain!
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[grunts]
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- This powder will turn the shepherd's pie
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into a gastrointestinal nightmare.
[screaming]
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Once their pants are down, we will...
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[people screaming]
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[grunting]
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- Doo doo doot doo doo.
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We will what, Brain?
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- Pinky,
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there are three little words
I've never said to you before.
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That was cool.
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♪
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Drat. We're too small to reach
the security access pad.
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But, if I can lure a dog
in here with this whistle,
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we can stand on its back and--
PINKY: [laughs] Brain, I think
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my hand is trying to tell you
that you're number one!
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♪
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[beep]
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[door opens]
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- You're just spoiling me.
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Now, to engineer our super mosquito.
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♪
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You look for the CRISPR
instruction manual,
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while I sedate the specimen
by reading it a bedtime story.
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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- Hm?
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Hm? Oh!
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[beeping]
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- Or I could just leave everything
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in your capable hands. [sighs]
[beeping, typing continues]
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[screeching]
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I must say, you're really coming
in handy on this adventure.
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[laughs] Get it, Pinky?
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Handy? Where'd you go?
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- I'm over here, Brain!
By this Jack and Jill bidet.
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[buzzing]
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♪
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- Huh?
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[maniacal laughter]
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[explosion]
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[alarm ringing]
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Pinky, stop fooling around
and bring back that bug! [coughs]
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- Okie-dokie, smartichokey!
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Ow!
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Ow! Hey!
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Don't make me come down there! Ow!
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[screaming]
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♪
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[alarm continues]
- Well, that stings a bit. [coughing]
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I must find a way out of here!
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[screaming]
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[clanging]
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Ah! Ah! Oh! [panting]
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Pinky! Are you out here?
PINKY: Brain!
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I'm over here on this chubby little plane!
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[muffled grunt]
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♪
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[grunts]
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Oh dear. My hands betrayed Brain,
and I can't stop them!
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What should I do?
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The only responsible thing I can do.
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Well, folks,
it looks like I-270 is backed up
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all the way to the Beltway
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because of a closure
in the right two lanes,
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and do try to avoid the area
around Chevy Chase as there is
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a four-alarm fire at
the National Institute of Health.
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- Hold still, Pinky.
I just need to crack open your hood
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and give you a tiny tune-up.
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- Okay! Sounds good.
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[whirring]
BRAIN: Ah!
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♪
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[grunting]
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[grunts] Ah!
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Ah! Ow.
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[yelling]
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Ow! Ow!
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[straining]
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[screaming]
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PINKY:
Hey! You two!
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If you wanna kill my friend,
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you're gonna have to go through me!
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[choking]
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I never... got to... see Paris...
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[choking] Texas...
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[helicopter whirring down]
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[coughing]
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- Pinky!
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Pinky, are you alright?
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♪ sad music ♪
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[whimpering]
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[sniffling]
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- Brain! You saved me!
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[gasping]
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♪
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- You received a concussion in the crash,
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which seems to have reversed
the alterations to your amygdala.
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- Oh, that's so wonderful to hear, Brain.
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I was so tired of not having
any control over my body!
263
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,126
[laughs]
264
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,839
- Come, Pinky. We must return
to the lab to lick our wounds
265
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,507
and prepare for tomorrow night.
266
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,801
- Why, Brain, what are
we gonna do tomorrow night?
267
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,345
- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
268
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,431
Try to take over the world!
269
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,976
- ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky
and the Brain, Brain, Brain-- ♪
270
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,019
[buzzing]
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