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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ This horse's mane-y ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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[screaming]
[thunder]
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[sneezes]
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- Blegh.
- It's working, Mrs. Brainble.
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Soon, this putrid nutrient slop of yours
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will have broken their spirits entirely,
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making these orphans the perfect
worker drones for my latest plan
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to seize control of the British Empire!
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- Oh, it is good to see
you smile, Mr. Brainble.
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I'm so happy!
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We're living in blissful
matrimony, and [laughs]
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me accent don't seem
so out of place for once. Narf!
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- Please, sir, can I have...
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seconds?
- Seconds!? Wait,
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you actually like
this fetid calorie paste, urchin?
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- I love it! But, this is a guy
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who literally eats a dump truck
full of garbage in the intro,
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so maybe take my opinion
with a grain of salt.
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- Egad! A grain of salt! Genius!
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♪
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- ♪ Gruel, gruesome ol' gruel ♪
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♪ Tastes like milky fishes ♪
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♪ You think that it's cruel ♪
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♪ But I think it's delicious ♪
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♪ Foul, rancid, and stinkin', boys ♪
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♪ Just look at it splashin' ♪
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[screaming]
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♪ If you won't be drinkin', boys ♪
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♪ I'll slurp up your rations ♪
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[rhythmic slurping]
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[slurping]
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♪ Just thinking of eating it ♪
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♪ Is enough to make me drool ♪
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♪ Oh, gruel, sickening gruel ♪
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♪ Maggoty gruel ♪
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♪ Gruesome ol' gruel! ♪
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What's for dessert? Is it more gruel?
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[growls]
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Ah! Whoa!
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Now, where am I gonna get my gruel?
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- There is this one place I've
heard of that still serves gruel,
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but it's all the way in London.
- How far is that?
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- Ah, about a 10 second, 19 frame montage.
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♪
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[sniffing]
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♪
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And it should be right...
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- But you're not even holding a map!
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- Some improv partner you are.
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[sniffing]
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What's wrong, boy?
Fire down at the old mill?
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- Timmy's fallen down a well?
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- The advent of the industrial revolution
has led to cheaper material goods,
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but at great human and environmental cost?
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- It's gruel!
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♪
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♪ foreboding music ♪
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FAGINSNIFF:
Ah... It appears we have new guests.
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Velcome, my dearies. [laughs]
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I am Dr. Faginsniff.
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- Howdy doody!
Name's Yakk Dawkins, Faginsniff,
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better known amongst me more
inti-mates as the Artful Yakker.
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This here is Dottie Bates.
- How dare you call me Dottie!
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- It's your name in this sketch, sis.
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We all have to make adjustments.
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Look at me! I'm wearing a coat!
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- I'm still not wearing any pants.
It's in me contract.
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- And this pants-less wonder
is Wakkiver Twist.
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[sniffing]
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- Ah! He wants the gruel, ja?
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Well, young Wakkiver,
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we vork for our gruel around here.
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So, tell me, what are your qualifications?
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- Qualifications... Well,
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I'm fluent in sarcasm,
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I'm a three-time Emmy Award viewer,
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I did four years of contemporary
and two of tap--
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- Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp. Entertainer, eh?
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Well, we may have some use
for you after all. For you see...
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♪ In this sketch, one thing counts ♪
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♪ Musical numbers, large amounts ♪
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♪ This slop you see don't come for free ♪
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♪ You'll have to sing a song
for your gruel, boy ♪
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♪ Have to sing a song for your gruel ♪
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- ♪ Bowls like these don't grow on trees ♪
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♪ You'll have to sing
a song for your gruel ♪
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- Singing? Ah, that's easy.
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We've been doing that
since 150 years from now!
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- Hey, mister, can we join, too?
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We get higher residuals for songs.
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- Uh huh...
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♪ If I should use their act ♪
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♪ To pick pockets as they distract ♪
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♪ Huge returns for us to earn ♪
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♪ Yes, you can sing a song
for your gruel, kids ♪
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♪ You all can sing a song for your gruel ♪
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ORPHANS:
♪ As they mislead, we'll do the deed ♪
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♪ You all can sing a song for your gruel ♪
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- Pickpocketing? But we're chaotic good!
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It would go against our
whole character alignment.
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- You... could hear all that?
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- Just 'cause you sing it,
doesn't mean we can't hear it.
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- [laughs]
That would be a ridiculous rule.
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- No, no, no, no.
I didn't say we pick pockets.
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I said we do "click and collects."
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We are eine redistribution center.
You see,
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we redistribute wealth from those
who have it to us.
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[laughs evilly]
What do you say?
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Join us?
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[sad dog whimpering]
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♪
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[laughing]
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♪
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