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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:04,797 ♪ 2 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:17,060 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. No time for backstory, George Lucas. 3 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,561 This is a five minute sketch. 4 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:20,396 Places, people! Places! [clapping] 5 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,774 And... action. 6 00:00:23,942 --> 00:00:26,361 - W-what is the meaning of this nonsense? 7 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:29,489 - Johnny, sweetie, relax. We're jesters. We jest. 8 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,742 - So, uh, you're a tyrant, huh? 9 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:35,411 - [giggles] Well, I try. [giggles] 10 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,372 I crush the odd dissenter, 11 00:00:37,372 --> 00:00:40,583 boil the odd conspirator, filet the odd peasant. 12 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:44,087 - Oh, stop! You're making me hungry! I haven't had lunch! 13 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:47,382 - You know, I've always had a thing for bad boys. 14 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,678 [gag, vomits] 15 00:00:51,678 --> 00:00:53,471 [gasping, spitting] 16 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:56,099 Haven't showers been invented yet?! 17 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,642 ♪ 18 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,436 - Well, no. - Oh. Yeah, right. 19 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:02,856 [gasps] 20 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:04,649 [gasps] 21 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:06,359 [grunting] 22 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,528 [growling] 23 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,781 [gasping, groaning] 24 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:14,409 ♪ 25 00:01:14,409 --> 00:01:16,661 - [baby talk] Who's a good king? You are! 26 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,789 - Guards! Seize them! 27 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,959 - Hey! You can't arrest us for anachronisms! 28 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,795 - Anarchy? Did he just say anarchy? 29 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:29,174 Oh no! 'Tis the civil war we've long feared! 30 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:32,343 To arms! To arms! [screaming, smashing] 31 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,469 YAKKO: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 32 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,013 Hold your horsemen, Jack. 33 00:01:35,013 --> 00:01:36,890 If it's civil war you seek to eschew, 34 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:39,976 we've got just the historical doc for you. 35 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:42,395 - A manuscript most major, 36 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:44,981 mooted for His Magnificence's musing. 37 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:48,401 - I'm listening. - A parchment for your peepers to peruse, 38 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:51,237 that those privy may prevent protest from both 39 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,698 plebeian and patrician alike. 40 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:54,824 - Yes, yes, go on. 41 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,535 - Again, it's almost lunch time, 42 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,621 and I'm starving! 43 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:00,705 Verily. 44 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:03,625 - Send them to the dicing chambers! 45 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:04,626 ♪ 46 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:07,045 - For lunch? - For dicing! 47 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:10,048 - Just read this. - What is it? And make it quick. 48 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:13,510 I have a peasant quartering to attend after lunch. 49 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:15,720 - Oh sure. He gets lunch. 50 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,056 DOT: This is the Magna Carta, Your Majesty. 51 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:20,767 Your salvation. Simply sign it swiftly, 52 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,144 and sedition is certain to subside. 53 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,646 - Ugh! This is silly. 54 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,439 - Silly! Very good. 55 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:28,066 Let us explain. 56 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:30,235 - ♪ Don't be coy, old Johnny boy ♪ 57 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:32,111 ♪ We have seen what you decreed ♪ 58 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,489 ♪ You've taxed and pillaged every village ♪ 59 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,783 ♪ And ignored their every need ♪ 60 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,952 - ♪ So, we wrote the Magna Carta ♪ 61 00:02:38,952 --> 00:02:41,204 - ♪ Which is Latin for Great Charter ♪ 62 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,706 - ♪ And you'd do well lest folk rebel ♪ 63 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,167 ♪ To sign this clever creed ♪ 64 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,461 - ♪ The British Isles will have fair trials ♪ 65 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:49,963 ♪ And I'll tell you what's more ♪ 66 00:02:49,963 --> 00:02:53,466 ♪ Neither king nor son nor anyone will be above the law ♪ 67 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,552 WAKKO: ♪ So, if you're to have a hope ♪ 68 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:57,303 DOT: ♪ And win the blessings of the Pope ♪ 69 00:02:57,303 --> 00:03:00,306 - ♪ You can't decline, you'll have to sign, or face a civil war ♪ 70 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,600 DOT: ♪ Though you'll be vexed, this deed's effects ♪ 71 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,895 ♪ Go far beyond this region, you can stamp and shout and whine about ♪ 72 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:06,980 ♪ This blatant act of treason ♪ - Guards! 73 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,857 WAKKO: ♪ But we demand habeas corpus ♪ 74 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:11,067 - ♪ Meaning tyrants should be cautious ♪ 75 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,443 - ♪ No more arrests at the king's behest ♪ 76 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,487 ♪ For now you'll need a reason ♪ 77 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:18,116 - ♪ Unless you're craving one more bathing, embrace legal restitution ♪ 78 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:21,327 ♪ Church and state will separate or there'll be regal revolution ♪ 79 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,829 - ♪ And the message then will spread ♪ 80 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,581 - ♪ Like liberty butter on freedom bread ♪ 81 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:27,667 - ♪ Through the ages to the pages of the US Constitution ♪ 82 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,920 - ♪ In 800 years, to people's cheers, these words will further travel ♪ 83 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,132 ♪ To unclasp each despot's grasp, and to ensure their reigns unravel ♪ 84 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:35,717 - ♪ Rights were granted at our birth ♪ 85 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,343 - ♪ To every corner of the Earth ♪ 86 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:40,930 WAKKO: ♪ From United Nations declarations ♪ 87 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,601 ALL: ♪ Down to every judge's gavel ♪ 88 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,853 ♪ 89 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:50,732 - Okay. [panting] That has to work. 90 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,444 - What is the United Nations? 91 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:56,821 And what is the US Constitution? 92 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:59,574 And what on Earth is liberty butter?! 93 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,910 - Listen, John-O, just sign or get off the throne. 94 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,998 - Yeah. I mean, surely you'd do anything to prevent another civil war. 95 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:09,542 - I'd do anything to prevent another song! 96 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,545 - That'll do! Just sign here and here and here and here. 97 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:17,467 - We did it! And there's still a little time left on the clock. 98 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:21,179 - Huh. We're not usually that efficient. What should we do now? 99 00:04:21,179 --> 00:04:22,722 YAKKO: Say, KJ, 100 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:26,601 would you like to hear all about the Battle of Hastings? 101 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:28,394 Hit it, lute boy! 102 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:29,437 ♪ 103 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,022 - I abdicate! 104 00:04:31,022 --> 00:04:32,649 I abdicate! 105 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,277 I abdicate! [crash] 106 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:38,822 - Goodbye, everybody! 107 00:04:38,822 --> 00:04:40,281 ♪ 108 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,329 ♪ 8079

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