Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,295
[thunder]
2
00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:06,256
♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪
3
00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,009
- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
4
00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,554
- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
5
00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,765
Try to take over the world!
6
00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,099
[thunder]
7
00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,143
♪
8
00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,103
- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
9
00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,314
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
10
00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:24,191
♪ One is a genius ♪
11
00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,109
♪ The other's insane ♪
12
00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,111
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
13
00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,155
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
14
00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,783
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
15
00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,785
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
16
00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,044
♪
17
00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,007
♪
18
00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:51,635
[beep]
19
00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,053
[airhorn]
- Ah!
20
00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,472
- Happy Narfday!
21
00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,016
- What? No, already?
22
00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,936
- Yep! It's my birthday!
23
00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,272
The one day we don't try
to take over the world
24
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,148
and do everything I wanna do,
25
00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,025
no matter what! [laughs]
26
00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:10,195
- [sighs] Pinky--
- Nope! It's not Pinky today.
27
00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:14,032
Today, I want you to call me Geraldo!
28
00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,201
- Why would I call you Geraldo, Pinky?
29
00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,621
- No, no. Just Geraldo, not Geraldo Pinky.
30
00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,583
On second thought,
I sorta like the sound of that.
31
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:26,169
Geraldo Pinky...
32
00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,714
Actually, what if I
shortened it to just Pinky?
33
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,009
Ooh! I like that best.
Call me Pinky today, Brain.
34
00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,387
[beep]
- Pinky, it's midnight.
35
00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,223
- I know! So, we'd better get started!
36
00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,267
- Started? Started doing what?
37
00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,854
- All the things on my
birthday list, silly! Zort!
38
00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,732
- You must be joking.
- Oh, not yet.
39
00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:49,568
Joking happens around... la la la...
40
00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,569
8 AM!
41
00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:54,239
Oh, Brain, it's gonna be
the bestest Narfday ever!
42
00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,992
- Yes, Pinky, it's going to be
more fun than a craniotomy.
43
00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,536
- [laughs] Good one, Brain,
44
00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,830
but save the jokes for 8:00,
will you, darling?
45
00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,541
Also, what's a crani-o-totomy?
46
00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:08,003
- Never mind,
my feeble-minded friend. Never mind.
47
00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:11,673
Today is your day,
so let's get it over with, shall we?
48
00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,551
♪ punk music playing ♪
49
00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,012
PINKY [scream-singing]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
50
00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,388
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
51
00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,017
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
52
00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,352
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
53
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,269
[people screaming]
54
00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,189
♪ Narf side to side,
narf far and wide ♪
55
00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,399
♪ Narf wherever you decide ♪
56
00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,444
♪ It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday! ♪
57
00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,779
♪
58
00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:37,199
♪ Zort narf poit!
Nobody knows what a Narfday will bring ♪
59
00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,535
♪ Giggles or magic or cheese ♪
60
00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:42,120
♪ I just know that Narfdays are fine ♪
61
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,790
♪ 'Cause Narfdays are all about me, yes! ♪
62
00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,543
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
63
00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:49,670
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
64
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,381
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
65
00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,466
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
66
00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,133
♪ Don't try-- ♪
67
00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,176
[screaming]
68
00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,347
♪
69
00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,850
- [sighs] Alright, Pinky.
70
00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,937
I think we've had enough
fun for one day. I...
71
00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,814
Pinky? Pinky!
72
00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,232
Pinky, where are you going?
73
00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,318
- Well, we got kicked out of
the spa sooner than I'd planned, Brain,
74
00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,071
but I was able to shuffle
a few things around.
75
00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,282
- How is it that any time I ask you to do
76
00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,910
the most minuscule undertaking,
it's plagued with disaster,
77
00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,455
but you seem to have today flawlessly
mapped out to the very millisecon--
78
00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,790
Ah!
79
00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,791
♪
80
00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,209
PINKY:
I don't know, Brain!
81
00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,295
I guess it's because these are things
82
00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,130
I want to do!
83
00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,464
- What are you saying?!
84
00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,633
- [gasp] Street beans!
BRAIN: What?!
85
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,886
PINKY: Ah!
[both grunting]
86
00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,095
[Pinky laughing]
87
00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,639
- Street beans, Brain.
88
00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,143
Ooh, you haven't had a good street bean
until you've had one here.
89
00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,312
- They're called string beans, Pinky.
90
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:51,565
- No, String Beans Pinky
is my jazz name.
91
00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,901
These are street beans.
92
00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,237
Mm, sidewalky.
93
00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,864
You gotta try some, Brain!
94
00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,741
- That's quite alright, Pinky.
95
00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,783
- Suit yourself.
96
00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,662
- Huh? Is that...
97
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,917
Can't be...
- Mm. [smacking]
What is it, Brain? [gasps]
98
00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,127
Oh dear, do I got food on me face?
99
00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,713
- No, I just, uh... I'll be right back.
100
00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:19,009
- Okay, but don't expect me
to save any street bean for you!
101
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,052
Ow!
102
00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,512
Ooh! Sky beans!
103
00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,681
- It has to be a replica.
104
00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,267
Hieroglyphics with origins from Thebes.
105
00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,269
Handcrafted copper from Luxor.
106
00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,731
The ancient Egyptian relic
containing Astatine-203,
107
00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,525
and I find it here at a hipster swap meet!
108
00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,153
[maniacal laughter]
109
00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,154
Ha...
110
00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,157
This is the missing ingredient
for my absolute zero theory!
111
00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:45,285
And with it, I will hold the world ransom
112
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,121
with a gaseous absolute zero cloud!
113
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,707
[maniacal laughter]
PINKY: Brain?
114
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,709
Brain!
115
00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,127
Where are you?
- Oh no.
116
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,256
If Pinky finds out I've been making
world domination plans on his...
117
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,550
special day, I'll never
hear the end of it.
118
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,093
- There you are!
119
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,469
What you doing up here, Brain?
120
00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,223
- Me? No, uh, nothing.
Just... nothing at all.
121
00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,685
- Oh. But, we're not supposed
to do nothing until 5:15.
122
00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,646
Hey, what's that behind your back?
- Oh, this?
123
00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,399
Uh, it-it's, uh, it's your
birthday present, of course!
124
00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,818
- [gasps] Egad, Brain,
125
00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,820
I just love it!
126
00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,405
What is it?
127
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:25,033
- It's an amulet
containing an extremely rare isotope.
128
00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,243
It's priceless.
129
00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,913
- Oh... Well, I don't care
how much you spent on it, Brain,
130
00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,331
it's the thought that counts.
131
00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,419
- No! Be very, very careful
with that, Pinky!
132
00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:38,046
If you break it,
my entire plan will be ruined!
133
00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,673
- Plan? What plan?
134
00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:45,095
- Um... [clears throat]
My plan for you to have
the best Narfday ever!
135
00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,222
Surely, destroying your birthday present
136
00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,266
is not on that list of yours.
137
00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,351
- Oh, that's very sweet, Brain,
138
00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,604
but I don't need some silly ambulance--
139
00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,938
- Amulet.
- Omelet?
140
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,107
- Amulet.
- Am-alet?
141
00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,610
- Close. Am-u-let.
142
00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,403
- Got it! [clears throat]
143
00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,446
Fancy feast!
144
00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,114
- Good god, no.
145
00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,782
- It feels like we're saying
the same thing.
146
00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,827
Anyway, I don't need
anything but your friendship
147
00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,205
to have the best Narf day ever.
148
00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,124
- Well, that's... that's
very kind of you to say.
149
00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,668
- And I mean it. Zort!
150
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,338
Now, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
151
00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:23,759
- No, Pinky. The mere thought of
delving into your cranial activity
152
00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,844
gives me a migraine.
- Righto!
153
00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,097
It's your turn to sing my Narf day song!
154
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,807
- No. Absolutely not.
155
00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,768
- But, Brain...
156
00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,519
Please...
157
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,148
- Oh fine.
- Yay!
158
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,817
And a one, and a two, and a three,
159
00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,903
and a... uh... [sighs]
160
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,363
- Four.
- Four! Hit it!
161
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,864
♪ punk music playing ♪
162
00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,367
BRAIN [unenthusiastically]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
163
00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,785
♪ It's his Narfday ♪
164
00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,869
[squawking]
165
00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,455
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
166
00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,541
♪ 'Cause it's his Narfday ♪
167
00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:58,544
♪ Narf side to side, narf far and wide ♪
168
00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:01,004
♪ Narf wherever he decides ♪
169
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,840
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday ♪
170
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,050
[crowd cheering]
171
00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,928
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday! ♪
172
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,346
♪ Stupid Narfday! ♪
173
00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,057
♪
174
00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,518
[yawning]
175
00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,396
- That was the bestest Narf day
176
00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,065
I ever did have, Brain. Thank you.
177
00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,026
- No, Pinky. Thank you.
178
00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,946
[Pinky giggles]
179
00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,490
♪
180
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,158
[snoring]
181
00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,202
- Narf, narf, narf, narf, narf...
182
00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:37,416
Brain? W-where you going
with my birthday present?
183
00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,627
- I-I just realized
I never had it polished.
184
00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,171
[squeaking]
- That's alright, Brain.
185
00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,132
I like it just the way it is.
186
00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,633
- I must insist.
187
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,302
- Really, Brain, it-it's fine.
188
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,846
- No, no, Pinky. I insist.
- Brain...
189
00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:51,930
- Pinky...
- Brain...
190
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,557
[both struggling]
191
00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,516
- No!
192
00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,519
♪
193
00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,647
[gasps]
194
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,566
[yawn, smacking]
195
00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,862
[sighs]
196
00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,697
[flapping, chirping]
197
00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,868
♪
198
00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,537
[growling]
- Oh, don't beat yourself up, Brain.
199
00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,289
I liked the ambulance, sure,
200
00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,417
but my real birthday present
was getting to spend the day
201
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,336
with my best friend.
202
00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,171
- Pinky, do you realize what you've done?
203
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,048
That amulet
204
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,050
contained the missing ingredient
205
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,927
for my absolute zero theory!
206
00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,095
With it, I could've taken over the world!
207
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:36,433
- Y-you mean you just wanted
my present for yourself?
208
00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,228
- Of course I did.
The thought of world domination
209
00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,396
was the only thing that kept me sane
210
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,149
during the barrage of asinine expeditions
211
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,651
that you took me on today.
212
00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,194
- Oh.
213
00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,779
I-I see. Then,
214
00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:51,657
I guess we can forget about
the last thing on my list, hm?
215
00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,450
- Indubitably. Look.
216
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,577
♪
217
00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,121
Your birthday is officially over, Pinky.
218
00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,414
- I know that, Brain.
219
00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,250
It's been over for weeks.
220
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,085
- What? What do you mean?
221
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,462
- My birthday was last month.
222
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,756
I was gonna remind you,
but you're always so busy
223
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,675
trying to take over the world that,
224
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,927
well, I didn't want to distract you.
225
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,930
♪
226
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:18,559
- Perhaps I did end up solving my
absolute zero theory after all, Pinky.
227
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,354
For I am an absolute zero
when it comes to being a friend.
228
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,523
Can you ever forgive me?
229
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,195
- Mm, sure I can, Brain.
That's what friends do.
230
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,282
But, can we do the last
thing on my birthday list?
231
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,492
- Of course, Pinky. Whatever you want.
232
00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,744
- I want to take over the world.
233
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,164
- [sighs] Come, Pinky.
234
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,709
Then we must prepare for tomorrow night.
235
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:46,003
- Why, Brain? What are
we gonna do tomorrow night?
236
00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,255
- Are you serious? You just said...
237
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,132
[sighs] Never mind.
238
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,467
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
239
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,428
Try to take over the world!
240
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,138
- Yay!
[crash]
17093
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof