Original subtitles

[thunder]

♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪

- Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[thunder]

♪

- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ One is a genius ♪

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

♪

♪

[beep]

[airhorn] - Ah!

- Happy Narfday!

- What? No, already?

- Yep! It's my birthday!

The one day we don't try to take over the world

and do everything I wanna do,

no matter what! [laughs]

- [sighs] Pinky-- - Nope! It's not Pinky today.

Today, I want you to call me Geraldo!

- Why would I call you Geraldo, Pinky?

- No, no. Just Geraldo, not Geraldo Pinky.

On second thought, I sorta like the sound of that.

Geraldo Pinky...

Actually, what if I shortened it to just Pinky?

Ooh! I like that best. Call me Pinky today, Brain.

[beep] - Pinky, it's midnight.

- I know! So, we'd better get started!

- Started? Started doing what?

- All the things on my birthday list, silly! Zort!

- You must be joking. - Oh, not yet.

Joking happens around... la la la...

8 AM!

Oh, Brain, it's gonna be the bestest Narfday ever!

- Yes, Pinky, it's going to be more fun than a craniotomy.

- [laughs] Good one, Brain,

but save the jokes for 8:00, will you, darling?

Also, what's a crani-o-totomy?

- Never mind, my feeble-minded friend. Never mind.

Today is your day, so let's get it over with, shall we?

♪ punk music playing ♪

PINKY [scream-singing] ♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

[people screaming]

♪ Narf side to side, narf far and wide ♪

♪ Narf wherever you decide ♪

♪ It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday! ♪

♪

♪ Zort narf poit! Nobody knows what a Narfday will bring ♪

♪ Giggles or magic or cheese ♪

♪ I just know that Narfdays are fine ♪

♪ 'Cause Narfdays are all about me, yes! ♪

♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

♪ It's my Narfday! ♪

♪ Don't try-- ♪

[screaming]

♪

- [sighs] Alright, Pinky.

I think we've had enough fun for one day. I...

Pinky? Pinky!

Pinky, where are you going?

- Well, we got kicked out of the spa sooner than I'd planned, Brain,

but I was able to shuffle a few things around.

- How is it that any time I ask you to do

the most minuscule undertaking, it's plagued with disaster,

but you seem to have today flawlessly mapped out to the very millisecon--

Ah!

♪

PINKY: I don't know, Brain!

I guess it's because these are things

I want to do!

- What are you saying?!

- [gasp] Street beans! BRAIN: What?!

PINKY: Ah! [both grunting]

[Pinky laughing]

- Street beans, Brain.

Ooh, you haven't had a good street bean until you've had one here.

- They're called string beans, Pinky.

- No, String Beans Pinky is my jazz name.

These are street beans.

Mm, sidewalky.

You gotta try some, Brain!

- That's quite alright, Pinky.

- Suit yourself.

- Huh? Is that...

Can't be... - Mm. [smacking] What is it, Brain? [gasps]

Oh dear, do I got food on me face?

- No, I just, uh... I'll be right back.

- Okay, but don't expect me to save any street bean for you!

Ow!

Ooh! Sky beans!

- It has to be a replica.

Hieroglyphics with origins from Thebes.

Handcrafted copper from Luxor.

The ancient Egyptian relic containing Astatine-203,

and I find it here at a hipster swap meet!

[maniacal laughter]

Ha...

This is the missing ingredient for my absolute zero theory!

And with it, I will hold the world ransom

with a gaseous absolute zero cloud!

[maniacal laughter] PINKY: Brain?

Brain!

Where are you? - Oh no.

If Pinky finds out I've been making world domination plans on his...

special day, I'll never hear the end of it.

- There you are!

What you doing up here, Brain?

- Me? No, uh, nothing. Just... nothing at all.

- Oh. But, we're not supposed to do nothing until 5:15.

Hey, what's that behind your back? - Oh, this?

Uh, it-it's, uh, it's your birthday present, of course!

- [gasps] Egad, Brain,

I just love it!

What is it?

- It's an amulet containing an extremely rare isotope.

It's priceless.

- Oh... Well, I don't care how much you spent on it, Brain,

it's the thought that counts.

- No! Be very, very careful with that, Pinky!

If you break it, my entire plan will be ruined!

- Plan? What plan?

- Um... [clears throat] My plan for you to have the best Narfday ever!

Surely, destroying your birthday present

is not on that list of yours.

- Oh, that's very sweet, Brain,

but I don't need some silly ambulance--

- Amulet. - Omelet?

- Amulet. - Am-alet?

- Close. Am-u-let.

- Got it! [clears throat]

Fancy feast!

- Good god, no.

- It feels like we're saying the same thing.

Anyway, I don't need anything but your friendship

to have the best Narf day ever.

- Well, that's... that's very kind of you to say.

- And I mean it. Zort!

Now, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

- No, Pinky. The mere thought of delving into your cranial activity

gives me a migraine. - Righto!

It's your turn to sing my Narf day song!

- No. Absolutely not.

- But, Brain...

Please...

- Oh fine. - Yay!

And a one, and a two, and a three,

and a... uh... [sighs]

- Four. - Four! Hit it!

♪ punk music playing ♪

BRAIN [unenthusiastically] ♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪

♪ It's his Narfday ♪

[squawking]

♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪

♪ 'Cause it's his Narfday ♪

♪ Narf side to side, narf far and wide ♪

♪ Narf wherever he decides ♪

♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday ♪

[crowd cheering]

♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday! ♪

♪ Stupid Narfday! ♪

♪

[yawning]

- That was the bestest Narf day

I ever did have, Brain. Thank you.

- No, Pinky. Thank you.

[Pinky giggles]

♪

[snoring]

- Narf, narf, narf, narf, narf...

Brain? W-where you going with my birthday present?

- I-I just realized I never had it polished.

[squeaking] - That's alright, Brain.

I like it just the way it is.

- I must insist.

- Really, Brain, it-it's fine.

- No, no, Pinky. I insist. - Brain...

- Pinky... - Brain...

[both struggling]

- No!

♪

[gasps]

[yawn, smacking]

[sighs]

[flapping, chirping]

♪

[growling] - Oh, don't beat yourself up, Brain.

I liked the ambulance, sure,

but my real birthday present was getting to spend the day

with my best friend.

- Pinky, do you realize what you've done?

That amulet

contained the missing ingredient

for my absolute zero theory!

With it, I could've taken over the world!

- Y-you mean you just wanted my present for yourself?

- Of course I did. The thought of world domination

was the only thing that kept me sane

during the barrage of asinine expeditions

that you took me on today.

- Oh.

I-I see. Then,

I guess we can forget about the last thing on my list, hm?

- Indubitably. Look.

♪

Your birthday is officially over, Pinky.

- I know that, Brain.

It's been over for weeks.

- What? What do you mean?

- My birthday was last month.

I was gonna remind you, but you're always so busy

trying to take over the world that,

well, I didn't want to distract you.

♪

- Perhaps I did end up solving my absolute zero theory after all, Pinky.

For I am an absolute zero when it comes to being a friend.

Can you ever forgive me?

- Mm, sure I can, Brain. That's what friends do.

But, can we do the last thing on my birthday list?

- Of course, Pinky. Whatever you want.

- I want to take over the world.

- [sighs] Come, Pinky.

Then we must prepare for tomorrow night.

- Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tomorrow night?

- Are you serious? You just said...

[sighs] Never mind.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

- Yay! [crash]