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NARRATOR: It's time for another mandatory Warner Brothers Educational Content Break.

And now, the Longest Word in the English Language.

With Yakko Warner.

- Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Defined as being "against dis establishment

and all dat nasty tarianism."

Used in a sentence, "what's a guy gotta do to get some antidisestablishmentarianism around here?"

Any questions?

- Yeah, I got one.

Why do you always get to be the teacher?

- [spit] Because I'm the smarty-pants.

In fact, I'm the only pants! [smash]

Yes, Wakko?

- You know, I bet I could be a better teacher than you.

- Oh please. I'm the one who thought about doing Teach For America.

- That doesn't mean anything. They let everybody in.

- But I know one who just found an even longer word!

- Hoo-hoo-hoo! Busted!

- Which means I get to be the teacher now!

NARRATOR: And now, the Longest Word in the English Language

with Wakko Warner.

- You see, children, the actual longest word is

floccinaucinihilipilification.

Defined as "the habit of deeming

something as worthless." YAKKO: Psh!

I'll tell you what's worthless. A word with eight I's.

- Like a spider! - You're thinking of legs.

Spiders have eight legs. - No, they also have eight eyes.

- No, they don't.

- Sounds like somebody needs a special visit from Mr. Spider!

- Oh boy.

- [pompous voice] Most spiders have eight eyes,

but some have fewer, and some have as many as 12!

[normal voice] Huh. I guess we were both right. Wow!

- Thanks, Mr. Spider! I learned a new fact today!

- [pompous voice] That's wonderful, Yakko!

But the most important lesson of all is to be yourself!

And friendship.

- [growls] I'm not a baby!

♪

- [normal voice] Hm. Looks like somebody needs a nap.

- No. I've never been more awake.

You two chumps settle in.

It's time for me to be the teacher.

Hey, Mr. Voice! Drop that title card. [clang]

NARRATOR: And now, the Longest Word in the English Language

with Dot Warner.

♪

- You see this word?

Pneumonoultramicroscopic- silicovolcanoconiosis?

It's over 40 letters.

- Wow! What does it mean?

- No speaking unless spoken to! [grunts]

[smash]

- Did that count as being spoken to?

Can I talk now? - No!

- Well, if no one can speak until spoken to,

and you won't let us say anything,

how are you allowed to talk?

- I... uh... I don't know.

- Teaching's not as easy as it looks, is it?

You have to grade papers, you have to prepare lesson plans, meet with parents.

Most teachers work 12 to 14 hours a day.

- Or... I can kick back and read a romance novel

while you kids watch a video.

BOTH: Yay!

- Apparently, this is a show where four nerds

explain the Big Bang Theory.

And I'm putting it on in Spanish,

so it counts as your foreign language.

[smash]

NERD 1 [TV] Hola, geeko. NERD 2 [TV] Ay barringa.

[sitcom laughter]

- Guess the comedy gets lost in translation?

- Nope! - And that concludes our lesson on lowbrow hack sitcom creation

that further bleeds dry the already endangered American imagination.

Good night, everybody!