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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Are you not entertain-ey-ed? ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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- You know, I was gonna vote no
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to WB canceling our health plan,
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but that unlimited-dairy-free-
ice-cream-for-a-whole-hour-counter
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was too good to refuse.
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Ah!
[crash]
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Ow!
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Good thing I'm impervious
to physical harm.
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Ahh-- [silence]
[beeping]
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Listen, hot shot, I am trying
to eat a balanced lunch here.
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[spitting, choking]
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- Zis is not something
I would usually say,
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but, uh, things may be
moving a little fast for moi.
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- Hey. Bring back my health
insurance ice cream, pal.
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- No! No! Please, mon cheri!
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Do not erase me! The void,
she is cold and dark and--
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- And I want extra scoops for the trouble!
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[spitting] Rum raisin?!
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Now, it's personal.
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[grunts] Listen, you lazy hack,
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Looney Tunes very famously did this
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"animator gets screwy with
lovable protagonist" routine,
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like, 100 years ago.
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[beeping, clicking]
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♪
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And that hole-in-the-sky gag
was straight out of Portal 2.
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Which was a straight-up
ripoff of Portal 1,
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which took it from Sliders, which borrowed
from Time Bandits, that stole it from--
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Oh. And now the Cheshire Cat bit.
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Give me a body before you get us sued!
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Ah.
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[screaming]
[shatter]
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I thought we were past all this?!
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♪ whistling theme song ♪
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[gasps] Hey!
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♪
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You know, most people like me.
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I'll bet I can win you over.
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I'll sing you a song!
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People love my beautiful tenor voice.
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♪ U...nited States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama ♪
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♪ Haiti, Jamaica, Peru ♪
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[Ralph's voice]
♪ Republic duh... ♪
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Duh... Dominican.
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[glass shattering]
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Duh, poor Ralph.
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He never stood a chance with this voice.
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[laughs] Change me back into a Warner.
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[clicking, beeping]
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[Dot's voice]
I meant a Warner brother.
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[clicking, beeping]
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[Wakko's voice]
I meant...
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Actually, wait.
I've always wanted to try this.
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[Ringo impression] People used to say
there better drummers than me,
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even in The Beatles.
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People can be real jerks.
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[normal voice] You know,
I was always more of a George guy anyway.
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How about I go back to being the rapier
wit who carries this whole operation,
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and you go back to being
the paint-by-numbers
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wannabe artiste. Hm?
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪ artsy music ♪
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And while you're at it,
why don't you cut your ear off?
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[clicking, beeping]
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I've heard of abstract animation,
but this is ridiculous!
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪
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It's 2:67 already?
Let's wrap this sketch up!
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[groans]
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[breathes deeply]
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Just walk away, Yakko.
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Be the bigger man.
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[high-pitched] Small things amuse
small minds. Give me my height back!
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[beeping]
[grunts]
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And my width.
[clicking]
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[grunts] And my depth!
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[clicking, beep]
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Alright, wise guy. You picked the wrong
beloved animation icon to torment.
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I am one of a kind.
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪
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I'm having an...
- Existential...
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ALL:
Crisis?
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- On the bright side,
our Yakkstreet Boys tribute band idea
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just became a lot more feasible.
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- I call Nick Carter!
- Which one am I?
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YAKKOS: Howie D!
- Ah! I give up!
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You win! Just please
don't draw me a bunch of extra arms!
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Anything but that!
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[grunt, struggling]
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♪
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- Have mercy on me, Yakko.
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Outside of my vintage console collection,
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ironic '90s T-shirts,
and my blog critiquing the overuse
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of plot armor in the last two seasons
of Game Of Thrones,
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tormenting my cartoons
is the only outlet I have.
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And you're my favorite Warner sibling.
I mean, honest, really. You are.
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- Well, I mean, yeah. Of course.
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Alright, sister,
I'll let you off the hook,
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but you are gonna do something for me.
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[birds chirping]
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[clicking, beep]
- Unt how does zat make you feel?
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- Nein. How does zat make you feel?
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- Nein, nein, nein. I'm asking you
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how does zat make you feel?
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[clang]
[grunting, strain]
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[high-pitched grunting]
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- Mein gains!
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- Which is why we can expect sustained...
[clicking, beeping]
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[Daffy Duck's voice]
...increases in studio profitability.
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Say, do we even have
the right to use this voice?
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♪
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