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[thunder cracks]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme song playing ♪
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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder cracks]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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[zapping]
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[yelling, grunting]
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- Oh. Pinky! We're alive!
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That was our greatest adventure yet
[slime whimpering]
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- Remember the part
where the mutant robo-gorilla
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with cannon hands had us cornered,
and you were like,
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"Pinky! Cut the red wire!"
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And I was like,
"But they're all red wires, Brain!"
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And then the blast threw us through
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a plate glass window in slow motion!
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- You know, when our time machine
split reality into random sequences,
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I thought it would make the saga
too confusing to follow.
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But if anything,
the way the multiple timelines
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tied together was even more satisfying
than a linear chronology!
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- And the side story with
the octopus love interest
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coming back at the end?
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What a twist!
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- I don't think we'll ever
top that one, Pinky.
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The rest of our plan is positively
boring by comparison!
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♪
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Nonetheless, we'd best proceed.
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As you know, the goal of that mission was
to retrieve these.
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The blueprints for Chump Tower.
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Every year, the former "president"
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hosts a summit of world
leaders on the top floor.
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Using the skyscraper's schematics,
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I will infiltrate said
summit and release...
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[whirring]
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this.
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- [gasps] Chanel number six!?
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[Brain grunts]
The rumors are true!
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- This isn't some overpriced
eau du toilette,
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you malodorous malcontent.
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It's the most potent nerve
agent known to mankind.
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I've spent years
harvesting the ingredients,
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and I've still only gathered
enough for a single "shpritz"!
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Even so, it should be enough to render
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approximately 1,000 humans
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entirely suggestible to
my command for five minutes!
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Just long enough to
convince every world leader
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to sign over their nations
to me, The Brain!
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[maniacal laughter]
PINKY: Wait!
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Your name's "The Brain?"
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Oh, I've been calling you
just plain old Brain
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for all these years!
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I'm so sorry, Brain.
I-I mean, I'm so sorry, The Brain!
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Wait! Am I The Pinky?
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[beeping]
- All we need is an access point
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to get inside Chump Tower.
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I'd imagine a poorly secured
ventilation shaft should do the--
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[beep]
No, it seems they're onto that.
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Well, no matter. I'm sure
the sewers beneath will provide ample room
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for a pair of rodents to sneakily--
[beep]
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No, they've thought of that, too. Hm.
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But, surely they haven't-- [gasps]
[beep]
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Oh my. [sighs]
[beep]
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It's completely impenetrable!
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That entire ordeal was for nothing.
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- Not nothing, Brain.
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I got to meet my evil tether.
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He was so nice.
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- Oh, come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain?
What are we going to do-- Oh.
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Actually, hm,
tomorrow night's no good for me, Brain.
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The Miss Everything Pageant is on.
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- You watch that archaic,
retrograde, sexist drivel?
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Oh, Pinky. I thought you were woke.
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- It's not drivel, Brain.
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It's the only beauty pageant
which is classy enough
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to be held at Chump Tower itself.
- Chump Tower!?
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Come, Pinky! We haven't a second to lose!
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♪
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[squawking]
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[women scream]
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[indistinct chatter]
[bird squawking]
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[screams]
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[woman yells]
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- Ah!
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- You! Clipboard jockey!
I need to get inside.
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- Official entrance only. Next!
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- No, no, no! Wait! I am an official! Um,
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uh, I'm a pageant coach.
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Yes! That will do.
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From the very tiny island nation of...
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Nanonesia.
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- You and me both, pal. If you're a coach,
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where's your contestant?
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- Uh, my contestant? Well, she's, um, uh--
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- Wowie, Brain!
You won't believe it!
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They're giving out free cars
in the valet car park!
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Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
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- She's right here.
- I don't hear a thing.
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- I'd say she has the requisite intellect
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for a competition such as this, yes?
- Hm...
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- You and me both, pal.
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Alright, get inside you two.
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- Do you always start your
sentences with that phrase?
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- "You and me both, pal?" Yeah.
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Cut off an actual witch in traffic,
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and she put a curse on me.
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[traffic noise, horns blaring]
WITCH: You and me both, pal!
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[cackling]
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[nervously laughs]
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[women screaming, grunt]
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[ding]
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♪
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- Miss China!
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Nothing could be fine-a!
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Miss France? May I have this dance?
[Miss France grunts]
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Miss Bosnia and Herzegovina,
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I would, but I've never been-a! [laughs]
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Miss, uh, oh...
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N-Nanonesia?
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We're on in an hour. [sighs] Make it work.
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- But that one didn't even rhyme!
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- One hour? How the devil am I
supposed to come up with a plan
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to infiltrate the leaders' summit
on the top floor in one hour?
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Listen to me, Pinky. I need you
to buy us more time.
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You must survive these preliminary
rounds of the pageant,
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or they're going to boot us out of here
before I can execute my scheme!
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Now, I don't know much
about beauty pageants,
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but I did absorb some lessons in
"paint by numbers glitz and glam"
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from that Sandra Bullock movie
I half-watched on the plane.
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Speed 2, Cruise Control.
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- Okay, Brain.
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With your love and support,
I'm sure I can do it!
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- Yes, well, let's hope you
can do it regardless.
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Pageantry is 90% confidence, Pinky.
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I want you to remember
these three simple steps.
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Spray, spruce, spritz.
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A spray of the hair...
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a spruce of the bangs...
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a spritz of perfume.
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I'm now mentally primed and ready
to put forward my best self.
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Now, let's see you do it.
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- 'Kay... [breathes deeply]
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Spray...
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spruce...
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spritz.
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[gagging]
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[screaming]
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Ah!
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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Ah! Zort!
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[muffled yell, whimper]
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[muffled grunt]
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[shaky yell, gasping]
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[zapping]
[screaming]
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[gasping]
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[yelling]
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♪
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- Good gracious, I'm good.
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- Spray...
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spruce... spritz.
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Let's win this!
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Ah!
[thud]
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I'm ok-- [grunts]
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[sighs]
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♪ fanfare playing ♪
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- And finally, Miss Nanonesia.
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
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- Oh, funny story.
I was actually just there,
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and I was married to an octopus!
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REGISTRAR:
You and me both, pal!
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[sighs]
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- It's still the best answer
we've had so far.
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She's through.
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- Congratulations, Miss Nanonesia!
[applause]
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You're through to the final round!
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♪
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- I'll be joining you shortly,
world leaders.
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I wonder what they're doing up there.
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Something equal parts sophisticated
and nefarious, no doubt.
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- [in Russian accent]:
Definitely Chris Hemsworth.
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So, I guess I'd have to marry Chris Pratt,
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and kill Chris Pine.
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♪
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Nyet! Don't actually kill him.
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Is just game!
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- Egad, Brain. The final round.
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I don't know whether to narf or poit!
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- Yes, Pinky, your performance has
been both adequate and passable.
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- Oh! You really mean it?
- I do.
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In making it this far,
you've bought me enough time
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to formulate a plan
for reaching the leader's summit
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on the top floor.
[beep]
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I believe I'll be able to ascend
the glass exterior of Chump Tower
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with these suction cups
I've fashioned out of
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Miss Spain's contact lenses.
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- Oh!
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- You mean her eyes
aren't naturally purple?
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- Next, I'll repel across
the series of chandeliers
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using these climbing ropes I wove
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from Miss Ethiopia's hair extensions.
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- [gasps] But these have been illegal
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since the Weave-Gate Scandal of '97!
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- Finally, I shall enter
the sprinkler system
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and swim upward through the pipes...
[beeping]
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until I reach the summit,
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drawing oxygen from
this discarded lipstick canister.
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- Um, no offense, Brain, but I don't know
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if you've got the volume to
pull off a shade as red as
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"Battle-Lip Potemkin."
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[Pinky screams]
[body thuds]
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[grunts]
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- All I need you to do
is create a diversion,
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so I can sneak out undetected.
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♪
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- Sure thing, Brain.
Oh, but just one thing.
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What's a diversion? Oh no, no, no.
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Is it like a B-side?
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'Cause my record producer said my album,
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Narf Side of the Moon,
is all B-sides!
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And I have been meaning to drop
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Poit Sounds soon, so...
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- No, Pinky. I need you to fail
the talent show segment
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of the competition. Spectacularly.
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- [gasps] Throw the talent show?
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I won't do it, Brain. No. I refuse
to compromise my integrity.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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the Crazy Frog song
isn't going to play itself
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on the wine glasses.
HOST: And now,
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presenting the musical improv stylings
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of Miss Nanonesia as
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DJ Baby Boom Boom!
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[crowd cheering]
- I wonder what he thinks integrity means.
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[muffled yell]
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[glasses shattering]
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[crowd gasps]
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[glasses continue breaking]
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♪
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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- Narf!
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[straining]
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[grunting]
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[crowd gasping]
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[grunting]
257
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,501
[laughs nervously]
258
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[grunts]
259
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:13,757
[sighs]
260
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,929
[yells]
261
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[creaking]
262
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:28,897
- Nyah!
263
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,859
[laughs nervously] Phew.
264
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,237
♪
265
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,202
[water flowing]
266
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,748
[beeping]
267
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,544
[grunting]
268
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,380
[beeping]
269
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,216
[metallic banging]
270
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,551
[beeping]
271
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,553
[water rushing]
272
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♪
273
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,859
[screaming]
274
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,322
Ho ho! A pride of Presidents,
Prime Ministers,
275
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,617
and pot-bellied Parliamentarians
primed for the plucking!
276
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[inaudible]
277
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,371
I've done it! Now,
278
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,791
I'll need you all to sign
this deed transferring control
279
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,543
of your nations.
280
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Form a long line.
281
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,633
Something I'm sure you're
well-practiced in, Maduro.
282
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[laughs] Got him.
[glass shatters]
283
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,680
Now, there shouldn't be...
Oh right. The nerve agent.
284
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My apologies.
285
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I command thee to forfeit your nations
286
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:51,146
to I, The Brain!
287
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Or is it just "I, Brain?" Hm.
288
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The Pinky really got
inside my head.
289
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[laughter]
290
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What the-- [sniffs]
291
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Lilac? Rose water?
292
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A hint of sandalwood?
293
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:09,331
This is Pinky's perfume! But that means...
294
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I must've mixed up the vials!
295
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,337
- And the winner of
the Miss Everything Pageant is...
296
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- Oh... Oh dear. I almost forgot.
297
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Spray...
298
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spruce... spritz!
299
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,512
Oh, please be me! Please,
300
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:27,182
make me Miss Everything! I really,
really, really, really want to win!
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- Miss... [sniffing]
302
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[robotic]:
Nanonesia.
303
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[crowd cheering]
304
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,607
- Yes!
305
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,610
- No!
306
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♪
307
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[laughing, crying]
308
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- Thank you!
309
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:46,785
- Oh!
310
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- Brain! I did it! After all these years,
311
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I finally achieved my goal
312
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of becoming the most beautiful
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human woman on the planet!
314
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♪
315
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,719
- Come, Pinky.
316
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,637
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
317
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,557
- Why? What are we gonna
do tomorrow night?
318
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,559
Oh! Miss Teen Everything?
319
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,312
And before you say I'm too old to enter,
320
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,272
I'm only three!
321
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,358
- No, Pinky. The same thing
we do every night.
322
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
Try to take over the world!
323
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:21,486
Uh oh.
324
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:27,701
- Oh! The needlework on that sash
is to die for, darling!
325
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,329
You simply must give me
the name of your seamstress!
326
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,416
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[screaming]
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