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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Making gain-eys ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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[click]
- Hey! A new episode of our new favorite
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business show on the Business Channel!
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- Oh! You mean the one where the guy goes
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and helps people fix
their failing small business!
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- No! That's on
the Small Business Channel.
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This is where they pitch
their idea to billionaires,
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and if it's bad, they get
dropped into a flaming pit!
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- That's capitalism, baby!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[ding]
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- So, Gordon, pitch me.
I'm dreaming.
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- You ever eat a baby carrot at
a rock concert and feel embarrassed?
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I-I mean, how often do you find yourself
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eating three to four baby carrots,
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just to satisfy your carrot craving?
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- So... a regular-sized carrot?
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[buzz]
[screaming]
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- A touch indelicate,
but ultimately fair.
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- Aw, I thought his idea
had real potential.
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- Come on! I could pitch a better idea
than that off the top of my head!
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And improv is the weakest
of my comedic disciplines.
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- Improv is the weakest
of all comedic disciplines,
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so this should be terrible.
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- Alright then!
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Let's see you do it.
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- And it better be good!
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[buzz]
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♪
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- Alright then.
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But I gotta warn you.
This might be too groundbreaking.
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I've got one, or possibly two,
words for you, sibs.
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Exoplanets.
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Space tourism!
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Space tourism is the future!
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Scientists are discovering
new exoplanets all the time.
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You see...
♪ musical flourish begins ♪
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- Here's your first note, sweetie.
[music ends]
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Don't every single song
with the words "you see."
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- Ahem. You see...
♪ musical flourish playing ♪
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♪ Not long ago, we didn't know ♪
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♪ If we were all alone ♪
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♪ Was there a dearth of other Earths ♪
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♪ In the Habitable Zone? ♪
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♪ Then the Kepler telescope
found new hope ♪
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♪ In the Milky Way ♪
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♪ So why not try the cosmic sky ♪
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♪ For your next holiday? ♪
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♪ In fact, there's one that's super fun ♪
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♪ Just a few light-years away ♪
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♪ Where one full year will disappear ♪
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♪ In 4.2 Earth days ♪
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♪ So if there's only one place ♪
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♪ You've got space and time to see ♪
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♪ Then be astounded
by the first we've found ♪
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♪ It's Planet Pegasi 51-B ♪
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♪ But before you go, you oughta know ♪
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♪ It's kinda tough to get around ♪
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♪ Because the planet's really gassy ♪
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♪ There's no land or solid ground ♪
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[gasps]
♪ Clouds of methane meet sulfuric rain ♪
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♪ And when those are combined ♪
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♪ The air that you'll be breathing there ♪
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♪ Will smell like gas of another kind ♪
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Gas no good?
Alright, gas isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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That's fine.
But what about one with aliens?!
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Lady and gentle-boy,
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I give you Kepler-186F!
[ding]
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♪ Okay, I jest, I kinda guessed ♪
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♪ Whether E. T. s are alive ♪
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♪ But this hip spot has got the lot ♪
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♪ For aliens to live and thrive ♪
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♪ If there's water here,
it's crystal clear ♪
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♪ And not too hot or cold ♪
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♪ And it may contain amazing veins ♪
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♪ Of pure and flawless gold! ♪
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♪ But its sun is dying and amplifying ♪
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♪ All the harmful cosmic rays ♪
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♪ And the planet's visage
is forever barraged ♪
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♪ With all these brutal gamma waves ♪
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♪ If any E. T. s were alive,
none would survive ♪
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♪ The radiation ♪
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♪ So it'd be astute
to pack a hazmat suit ♪
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♪ For this hot
new destination ♪
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Okay, so the radiation's
also a deal breaker, is it?
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Okay, well it's good to know.
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Hm...
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Alright! I got it!
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♪ And at lucky last, you can't look past ♪
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♪ This place that shouldn't be missed ♪
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♪ It's always sunny,
there's magic puppies ♪
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♪ And homework doesn't exist ♪
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♪ The sailing's dandy, the ocean's candy ♪
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♪ You can fly a broom ♪
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♪ But do not fear because the atmosphere ♪
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♪ Will smell like sweet perfume ♪
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♪ And astronomers claim that video games ♪
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♪ Have been built into every crater ♪
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♪ Why not play Asteroids all day ♪
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♪ And order pizza from an alien waiter ♪
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♪ Or try a shopping spree
'cause everything is free ♪
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♪ And bedtime's not till 11 ♪
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♪ WB-1 ♪
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♪ The home of fun ♪
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♪ Well, come to ♪
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♪ Cosmic ♪
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♪ Heaven... ♪
[dogs barking]
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[sustains note]
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[stops singing]
[ding]
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- Magic puppies?
- Pizza?
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- We're in!
- Sold!
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- Question.
- Shoot.
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- How do we get there?
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- Aren't these planets
all billions of miles away?
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- Oh... Oh yeah.
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Plus, I made that planet up.
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But, you look like
the sort of fashionable folks
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who would appreciate hair pants,
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the only pants made from
the hair of balding men!
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[thud, buzz]
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Okay, okay. Maybe that's not for you.
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I've got more!
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Door of the Month Club!
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A new door delivered
to your door every month!
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[buzz]
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Collapsible pitchfork!
For the rioter on the go!
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[buzz]
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Wireless kite! No! Wait!
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[buzz]
Porcelain fish?
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[buzz]
Pork yogurt!
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All the meat at the bottom!
Stir and enjoy!
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[buzz]
[Yakko groans]
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