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♪
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[raining, thunder]
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♪
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[sighs]
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- Well, looks like the company
picnic's gonna be canceled.
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- Aw, man. But I love the company picnic!
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They've got games and food
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and games you play with food.
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- Yeah. Even though we're never invited,
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I really do look forward to
getting kicked out every year.
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- Guess we could just watch
WebPix until the weather clears up.
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- WebPix? Is that like Net--
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- Exactly! It's a streaming service,
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loaded with thousands of the world's
finest TV shows and movies.
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- With all those options,
how will we choose what to watch?
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- Well, that's the best part!
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Well, since every single thing
on WebPix is top notch,
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we can just watch the first
thing that comes up.
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[WebPix chime]
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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[bird chirping]
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MALE NARRATOR:
Little Bo Peep...
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has lost her sheep.
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[wind blowing]
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But now, they're ba-a-ack for revenge.
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[sheep baaing]
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♪
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Peep.
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- Okay. Maybe not everything is top notch.
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- Yeah! I'm all for
strong female characters,
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but only if they fall in
love with cute boys.
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- Maybe we're not looking
for the right stuff.
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I've heard their comedy
specials are where it's at.
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- So, uh,
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my wife and I just had a kid.
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[hysterical laughter]
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- I have kids!
- So do I!
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- I, too, have a child!
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This guy's a genius!
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[laughter continues]
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- Thank you, Minneapolis.
You've been amazing.
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- I can't wait to get my own
60-minute comedy special.
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- Hm, speaking of things nobody asked for,
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here's another reality dating show
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with a twisty premise.
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[jet engines humming]
[beep]
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CAPTAIN [over PA]: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
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As you can see, the "fasten seatbelt"
sign has been turned off.
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You are now free to move about the cabin,
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and find the love of your life.
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NARRATOR:
What if you only had one flight
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to meet and marry your soulmate?
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- Sheesh! What do you got in here, bricks?
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- [chuckles] Yes, actually.
How did you know?
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- [laughs] Bricks are, like,
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one of my top things.
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- Do you like long walks on the beach?
- Yes.
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- Do you like sunsets?
- Yes.
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- Did you order the kosher meal?
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- No.
- Ooh, I'm out.
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NARRATOR:
But, there's a twist.
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If you don't fall in love,
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you have to fall out of the plane.
[screaming]
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♪
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Dates On A Plane!
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- Hm. Maybe we should try one
of their international dramas.
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- Well, they've gotta be good
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because people from other countries
have higher artistic standards than we do.
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- It's true. That's why French movies
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have so much French in them.
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[beeping]
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♪
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[ding]
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♪
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[wind blowing]
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[ding]
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[dinging]
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♪
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[thud]
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[sighs]
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- Huh?
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[squeaking]
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[squeaking]
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♪
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[screams]
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- I heard they're doing an American
version starring Tilda Swinton
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as the computer she spilled tea on.
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- Now, that's just typecasting!
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- Gimme that!
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There's gotta be something
interesting to watch on here!
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Okay. "Critically acclaimed
by our in-house critics."
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Nice. "Based on true stories
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inspired by fake events..."
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Okay... "Romantic comedies
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about serial killers..." What?
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"Because you watched a movie
about giraffes a year ago"?!
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♪
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- Can't take it anymore.
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- Me neither.
Can't we just play food games
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since we missed the company picnic?
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- Oh, absolutely. We can do anything
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as long as we don't scroll
through WebPix anymore.
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I've had a little too much of
"the golden age of television."
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[glass shatters]
[beep]
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GIRL:
Should we watch that?
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- Nah. Animaniacs is way too meta.
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♪
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♪
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