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[raining, thunder]

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[sighs]

- Well, looks like the company picnic's gonna be canceled.

- Aw, man. But I love the company picnic!

They've got games and food

and games you play with food.

- Yeah. Even though we're never invited,

I really do look forward to getting kicked out every year.

- Guess we could just watch WebPix until the weather clears up.

- WebPix? Is that like Net--

- Exactly! It's a streaming service,

loaded with thousands of the world's finest TV shows and movies.

- With all those options, how will we choose what to watch?

- Well, that's the best part!

Well, since every single thing on WebPix is top notch,

we can just watch the first thing that comes up.

[WebPix chime]

♪ ominous music playing ♪

[bird chirping]

MALE NARRATOR: Little Bo Peep...

has lost her sheep.

[wind blowing]

But now, they're ba-a-ack for revenge.

[sheep baaing]

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Peep.

- Okay. Maybe not everything is top notch.

- Yeah! I'm all for strong female characters,

but only if they fall in love with cute boys.

- Maybe we're not looking for the right stuff.

I've heard their comedy specials are where it's at.

- So, uh,

my wife and I just had a kid.

[hysterical laughter]

- I have kids! - So do I!

- I, too, have a child!

This guy's a genius!

[laughter continues]

- Thank you, Minneapolis. You've been amazing.

- I can't wait to get my own 60-minute comedy special.

- Hm, speaking of things nobody asked for,

here's another reality dating show

with a twisty premise.

[jet engines humming] [beep]

CAPTAIN [over PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

As you can see, the "fasten seatbelt" sign has been turned off.

You are now free to move about the cabin,

and find the love of your life.

NARRATOR: What if you only had one flight

to meet and marry your soulmate?

- Sheesh! What do you got in here, bricks?

- [chuckles] Yes, actually. How did you know?

- [laughs] Bricks are, like,

one of my top things.

- Do you like long walks on the beach? - Yes.

- Do you like sunsets? - Yes.

- Did you order the kosher meal?

- No. - Ooh, I'm out.

NARRATOR: But, there's a twist.

If you don't fall in love,

you have to fall out of the plane. [screaming]

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Dates On A Plane!

- Hm. Maybe we should try one of their international dramas.

- Well, they've gotta be good

because people from other countries have higher artistic standards than we do.

- It's true. That's why French movies

have so much French in them.

[beeping]

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[ding]

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[wind blowing]

[ding]

[dinging]

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[thud]

[sighs]

- Huh?

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

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[screams]

- I heard they're doing an American version starring Tilda Swinton

as the computer she spilled tea on.

- Now, that's just typecasting!

- Gimme that!

There's gotta be something interesting to watch on here!

Okay. "Critically acclaimed by our in-house critics."

Nice. "Based on true stories

inspired by fake events..."

Okay... "Romantic comedies

about serial killers..." What?

"Because you watched a movie about giraffes a year ago"?!

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- Can't take it anymore.

- Me neither. Can't we just play food games

since we missed the company picnic?

- Oh, absolutely. We can do anything

as long as we don't scroll through WebPix anymore.

I've had a little too much of "the golden age of television."

[glass shatters] [beep]

GIRL: Should we watch that?

- Nah. Animaniacs is way too meta.

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