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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song ♪
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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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- [panting] Can I put it down now, Brain?
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- Not yet, Pinky.
- Well, hurry!
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My arms are sleepy. You know how they get
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when they miss nap time! Ah!
[beeping]
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[crash]
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Sorry, Brain.
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I'll buy you a new TV hat.
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- No need, my friend. That satellite dish
was inconsequential to my plan.
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By assigning you a pointless, menial task,
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I avert the risk of you
interfering with my work.
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- Egad, Brain. That's genius!
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- Yes. Now, pay close attention.
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Tonight, I shall attend a dinner for
world dictators, undercover.
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Once inside, I will plant
a listening device
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which will provide me with
all the military intel I will need
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to take over the world!
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- A dinner party? Can I go?
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Oh, please, Brain!
Oh please, please, please!
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- Yes, Pinky. Every dictator
has a right-hand man.
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Putin has Igor Sechin,
Kim Jong-un has Kim Yong-chol,
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Pitbull has "featuring Ludacris."
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You will attend as my mute secretary.
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Do you know what a "mute" is, Pinky?
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- Is it a flute for cows?
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- Pinky, if your mind
were a body of water,
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it would be the Dead Sea.
Now, enough prattle!
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Our limousine will be here in one hour.
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Put this on.
- Oh, do you love it, Brain?
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I think it's fun.
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And, it has pockets!
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[grunt]
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♪
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- Name?
- I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.
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- I'm sorry. I don't see you on the list.
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- How about Pinky?
SECURITY GUARD: Why, yes. Of course,
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President Pinkochet. Welcome back.
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[grunt]
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[mumbling, muffled laugh]
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♪ jazz music playing ♪
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[inaudible]
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- There they are, Pinky.
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[inaudible dialogue]
The most ruthless dictators in the world.
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Remember, we mustn't attract
any unnecessary attention.
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If our cover is blown, we'll be...
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[splash]
PINKY: Help!
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[gasps] Somebody help me!
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I fell into the deep end,
and I can't swim!
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- Just stand, you buffoon.
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- Oh.
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I think we should leave, Brain.
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I saw a mouse in the cocktail sauce.
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- What part of "don't attract attention"
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do you not understand?
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You are to behave and stay as quiet as--
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- A mouse?
- Quieter.
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- [quieter]:
A mouse?
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- It's time to put my plan into action.
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KIM JONG-UN:
So-so, like, I-- There I was.
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I took the "which dictator are you" quiz,
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and you're not going to believe who I got.
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Saddam Hussein!
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[laughter]
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- Shut up. That's hilarious.
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- I always saw you as more of a Gaddafi.
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BRAIN: Good evening, fellow dictators!
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What's the haps,
as they say. [nervous laugh]
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Who's occupying whom? Hm?
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Where are we hiding our nuclear reactors?
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Are those pigs-in-a-blanket?
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Mm, my favorite. Although,
I probably shouldn't.
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Once you eat one, it's a slippery slope.
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Well, I'll let you get back to it.
A pleasure meeting you all.
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♪
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Listening device activated.
[whirring]
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[beeping]
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Time to hear all
your dirty little secrets.
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- Well, for starters, I've been wearing
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this same Band-Aid for six years.
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- Not you, Pinky.
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KIM JONG-UN [on device]: Uh, can we take
a moment to talk about
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how rude that guy was!?
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- You don't talk politics
or world domination at dinner.
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Everybody knows that.
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- Also, I feel like he
is too tall to be dictator.
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[laughter]
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- What is happening?
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This is the inane babbling
of gossiping millennials,
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not merciless tyrants!
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NICOLÁS MADURO [on device]:
Vladimir, can you tell me again
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how this "dinner for fools" works?
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VLADIMIR PUTIN [on device]:
Sure, Nicolás!
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As you know, we all bring
foolish guest to dinner.
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I vote on whoever brings
the most foolish guest,
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and they will win special prize.
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A nuclear submarine!
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♪
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Equipped with all the latest
world-domination technologies!
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- A dinner for fools?
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Where am I supposed to
find a fool at this hour?
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There are no IHOPs around here.
PINKY: Ah!
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[thud]
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[muffled]: Uh, it's not
what it looks like, Brain.
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He came onto me.
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- To borrow from the ancients,
"fortuna favet fatuis."
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- Four tunas? Oh, no thanks, Brain.
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I'm still full on cocktail sauce.
[chuckles]
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- It means "fortune favors fools", Pinky!
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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- Yah!
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[lisping]: I think so, Brain,
but isn't the seashore
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the worst place to be selling seashells?
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[cracking]
Ah! [nervous laughs]
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[maniacal laughter]
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- Yes, Pinky! Exactly!
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Just like that!
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[tapping]
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- Welcome, everyone,
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to annual top secret dictator dinner!
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I hope you enjoy fun
and colorful e-vite I send this year.
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Anyway, democracy is weak
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and crumbles across world like cookie.
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So, I'm pleased to see some new faces.
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Also, we will be having cookie later.
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Everyone, please stand
to introduce yourself
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and your "special guest."
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- I am Nicolás Maduro from Venezuela,
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but please call me "the Nicktator"!
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I'm trying to get that going.
[nervous laugh]
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This is my very special guest, Rodrigo.
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[whispering]:
He thinks he is robot.
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- I was told this was a costume party.
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- He is talking words, but all
I hear is "beep boop boop"!
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[laughter]
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- Hello. I am Kim Jong-un
from North Korea.
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This is my guest, Soo Yun the ghost.
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SOO YUN:
Hello, I'm Soo Yun. I'm a ghost.
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I used to work on a dirt farm,
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which I now haunt.
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- Ooh! Very spooky!
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Okay, who's next?
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- I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.
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We are a startup dictatorship
in Eastern Europe.
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You probably haven't heard of us,
but [laughs] you will.
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Allow me to introduce my guest,
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Pinky.
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- Hello.
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♪
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- [clears throat] My apologies.
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He's not normally this shy.
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Uh, say, Pinky,
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are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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- No.
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♪
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[phone beeping]
[coughs]
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- [whispering]:
What are you doing?
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- [whispering]:
I'm just behaving like you said, Brain.
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Don't wanna ruin your big night.
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[sighs wearily]
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- Uh, say, Pinky, uh,
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why don't you tell everyone
about some of our attempts
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to take over the world?
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Like that time
we tried to hijack the Oscars,
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and you foiled the plan by
switching out the Best Picture card
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with your cheesecake recipe?
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PINKY:
[laughs] Oh sure, Brain!
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How about the time you made a robot
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to help you take over the world,
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but then it got smarter than you
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and laughed at all your plans?
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[laughter]
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Right? I know! Or the time
you made a girl mouse smart
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to help you run for President,
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but then she got more votes than you did!
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[laughter]
- [laughing] Beep bop boop!
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- Oh! And one time,
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you tried to go viral by dressing up
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like a baby, and you said,
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"Not the Himalayas! Not-not the Himalayas!
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Oh no, not the Himalayas!" [laughing]
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- I remember that video!
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[gasps] That was you?
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[laughter]
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- Okay, Pinky, I think
they've heard enough.
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- But my all-time favorite, bar none,
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was when Brain built a fun little car
that drove all by itself,
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and we got stuck inside,
and it drove us around and around.
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And we played games!
And we talked about our feelings,
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until the car found its vacuum girlfriend!
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Priceless!
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[laughter]
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- Okay! Okay, that's enough.
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Usually, I don't do this until later,
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but I have already decide on winner.
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Congratulations to...
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Pinky!
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And his most foolish guest, Brain.
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- Brain! We won! We won! What did we win?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
There's been a mistake.
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I am the dictator,
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and Pinky is my foolish guest.
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- We all know Albrainia
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is fake country, Brain.
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MADURO:
Hey, Brain,
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are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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[laughter]
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- Ha ha.
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I find it humorous that you would all
mock my plans for world domination,
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when you can't even
get it right yourselves!
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Kim Jong-un,
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you rob your country blind,
and all you can afford
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is a five-dollar haircut.
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And on that subject, Putin,
what's receding faster?
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Your sphere of influence or your hairline?
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And Maduro. The only thing more inflated
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than your ego is your currency.
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Here's 10 million bolivar.
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Go buy yourself a stick of gum,
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you mouth-breather!
- [sniveling] That was mean.
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- And to your guests,
you were all brought here
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to be made fun of!
[all gasp]
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SOO YUN:
Is this true?
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- Wow. That's very uncool of you guys.
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♪ "Benny Hill" style music playing ♪
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[splattering]
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- Whoa. Okay,
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everyone need to take a pill of chill.
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Get them.
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- Party's over, Pinky.
Let's get outta here!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[laughing]
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- Ooh, look! A pressy circle! Press!
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BRAIN: Why would they have
a button that does that?
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[gasps]
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- Dinner and a swim!
The perfect night out.
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- Come, Pinky,
we must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the--
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[struggling]
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- [laughing] Narf!
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