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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Polyurethane-y ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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- I don't get it.
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- I don't get it.
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- I don't get it.
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- Now, that one I get!
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- Finally, some real art!
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- At least someone appreciates
my exquisite physique.
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- Oh look! It's mixed media!
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Oil and vinegar from a sub sandwich!
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- Duh, I'm not a art!
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- Uh-oh. We better run.
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He's gonna find out we didn't leave
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the suggested donation.
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[all grunt]
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- I thought the exit was
through the gift shop!
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[clang]
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- We should've gone to
the museum I wanted to visit!
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- Wakko, that was
an all-you-can-eat buffet!
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- Exactly! A food museum!
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[rim shot]
[all grunt]
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MUSEUM DOCENT:
Everyone, today, we are in luck.
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Famed performance artist
Athena Oddstankovic
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will present her latest exhibition,
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"The Artist Is Resting Her Feet."
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She will sit in a chair all day,
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making eye contact with visitors
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as long as they want,
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without responding!
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Let's take a look.
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[soft clap]
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[Midwestern accent]:
Oh, hi. This is kind of awkward, isn't it?
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I guess you're used to it by now, huh?
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♪
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Oh, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm from out of town on vacation.
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I work at a zoo,
and all the animals escaped,
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so they gave us some time off.
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Of course, my husband thinks it's my fault
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because I taught one little
monkey how to open his cage.
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I didn't know he was gonna teach
the other monkeys! [nervous laugh]
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Oh, you're right! I did it
because I'm in love with that monkey,
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and I should leave my husband!
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♪
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- Please, I insist.
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- Go ahead.
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- No, after you.
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YAKKO: Alright.
DOT: Well, alright then.
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[all grunt]
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- Now what?
- Now, I guess we flag down our waiter.
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I really could go for a seltzer.
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- I'm gonna order Lobster Thermidor.
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- So, what are you getting?
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- Hm. Okay. So,
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I guess you're not into
a sharing situation.
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What if I got fries?
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♪
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[both scream, grunt]
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WAKKO:
Hello? Ms. Lady?
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- Is she okay?
- I don't know.
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Maybe she needs a part replaced.
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[cranking]
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- [echoing]:
Yep. I see what the problem is.
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- Oh no! What's it gonna cost me?
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- Your problem is she's not a car.
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- I knew they gave me a lemon.
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- Nope, she's not a lemon either.
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- Yay! [laughing]
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[laughter]
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- Please don't touch the artwork.
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[Dot screams]
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- This is art?
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- Well, yes, of course!
By putting herself on display,
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Ms. Oddstankovic has
transformed herself...
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...into a piece of art!
DOT: Oh!
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Like those movies where the alien robots
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transform into cars!
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- You told me she wasn't a car!
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- Please! Just sit down!
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♪
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- I don't get it.
- Me neither.
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- Well, sibs, maybe our brains aren't
sophisticated enough for this, huh?
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We're just silly kids with silly thoughts.
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Like, I don't know,
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what was the best thing
before sliced bread?
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- And why do they have
interstate highways in Hawaii?
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And why do we take the bus
when the bus is the one taking us?
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- And how come the letter W
is called "double U,"
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but the letter M
isn't called "double N"?
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YAKKO:
Good question, Wakko.
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And if you
ate pasta and anti-pasta,
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wouldn't a black hole
open in your stomach?
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DOT: And why is mixed fruit
called a fruit salad,
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but mixed cheese is called a cheese board?
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WAKKO: Why would you ever
look a gift horse in the mouth
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unless you were a qualified horse dentist?
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- If talk is cheap, why is a picture
worth a thousand words?
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YAKKO: And if a wrap is a sandwich,
isn't a pizza just an open-face sandwich?
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- Why would they call it the Donner Party
if they weren't celebrating anything?
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- Yeah!
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I don't get that either.
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[all gasp]
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♪
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[crowd gasping]
[screaming]
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And why do people say partly cloudy
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and partly sunny like
they are not the same thing?
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And who was the first
person to try to eat an oyster?
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[shivers] It looks like spit on a rock.
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It makes no sense! Nothing really
makes any sense to me anymore.
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And what is my art,
and why is it art? Why?
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All I do is sit around,
watching everyone stand around me
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watching me sit around! Ah!
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- Eh, beats me. Well,
if they're not serving food here,
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should we go get
an open-face pepperoni sandwich?
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- Hey, you can't leave!
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W-what am I gonna post
on my Chatstagram story?
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♪
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- Mm!
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- I see you have met the Warners, too, ja?
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- I certainly did.
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- What!? You have to speak up!
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- Eat up, everyone.
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- Ooh! [chuckles]
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Yeah, thank you.
Do you have any tomato soup?
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- Of course. Us starving artists
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gotta stick together.
MAN: You're no artist!
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You're the bothersome commercial
product of a soul-less corporate entity!
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- Oh, that's where you're wrong,
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Frida Kahlo's husband.
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- We're something even more annoying!
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♪
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[gasping]
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WOMAN: It's Banksy!
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