Original subtitles

♪ theme song playing ♪

- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ - ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪

♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪

♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪

♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪

- ♪ Polyurethane-y ♪

- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

♪

♪

- I don't get it.

- I don't get it.

- I don't get it.

- Now, that one I get!

- Finally, some real art!

- At least someone appreciates my exquisite physique.

- Oh look! It's mixed media!

Oil and vinegar from a sub sandwich!

- Duh, I'm not a art!

- Uh-oh. We better run.

He's gonna find out we didn't leave

the suggested donation.

[all grunt]

- I thought the exit was through the gift shop!

[clang]

- We should've gone to the museum I wanted to visit!

- Wakko, that was an all-you-can-eat buffet!

- Exactly! A food museum!

[rim shot] [all grunt]

MUSEUM DOCENT: Everyone, today, we are in luck.

Famed performance artist Athena Oddstankovic

will present her latest exhibition,

"The Artist Is Resting Her Feet."

She will sit in a chair all day,

making eye contact with visitors

as long as they want,

without responding!

Let's take a look.

[soft clap]

[Midwestern accent]: Oh, hi. This is kind of awkward, isn't it?

I guess you're used to it by now, huh?

♪

Oh, in case you haven't noticed, I'm from out of town on vacation.

I work at a zoo, and all the animals escaped,

so they gave us some time off.

Of course, my husband thinks it's my fault

because I taught one little monkey how to open his cage.

I didn't know he was gonna teach the other monkeys! [nervous laugh]

Oh, you're right! I did it because I'm in love with that monkey,

and I should leave my husband!

♪

- Please, I insist.

- Go ahead.

- No, after you.

YAKKO: Alright. DOT: Well, alright then.

[all grunt]

- Now what? - Now, I guess we flag down our waiter.

I really could go for a seltzer.

- I'm gonna order Lobster Thermidor.

- So, what are you getting?

- Hm. Okay. So,

I guess you're not into a sharing situation.

What if I got fries?

♪

[both scream, grunt]

WAKKO: Hello? Ms. Lady?

- Is she okay? - I don't know.

Maybe she needs a part replaced.

[cranking]

- [echoing]: Yep. I see what the problem is.

- Oh no! What's it gonna cost me?

- Your problem is she's not a car.

- I knew they gave me a lemon.

- Nope, she's not a lemon either.

- Yay! [laughing]

[laughter]

- Please don't touch the artwork.

[Dot screams]

- This is art?

- Well, yes, of course! By putting herself on display,

Ms. Oddstankovic has transformed herself...

...into a piece of art! DOT: Oh!

Like those movies where the alien robots

transform into cars!

- You told me she wasn't a car!

- Please! Just sit down!

♪

- I don't get it. - Me neither.

- Well, sibs, maybe our brains aren't sophisticated enough for this, huh?

We're just silly kids with silly thoughts.

Like, I don't know,

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

- And why do they have interstate highways in Hawaii?

And why do we take the bus when the bus is the one taking us?

- And how come the letter W is called "double U,"

but the letter M isn't called "double N"?

YAKKO: Good question, Wakko.

And if you ate pasta and anti-pasta,

wouldn't a black hole open in your stomach?

DOT: And why is mixed fruit called a fruit salad,

but mixed cheese is called a cheese board?

WAKKO: Why would you ever look a gift horse in the mouth

unless you were a qualified horse dentist?

- If talk is cheap, why is a picture worth a thousand words?

YAKKO: And if a wrap is a sandwich, isn't a pizza just an open-face sandwich?

- Why would they call it the Donner Party if they weren't celebrating anything?

- Yeah!

I don't get that either.

[all gasp]

♪

[crowd gasping] [screaming]

And why do people say partly cloudy

and partly sunny like they are not the same thing?

And who was the first person to try to eat an oyster?

[shivers] It looks like spit on a rock.

It makes no sense! Nothing really makes any sense to me anymore.

And what is my art, and why is it art? Why?

All I do is sit around, watching everyone stand around me

watching me sit around! Ah!

- Eh, beats me. Well, if they're not serving food here,

should we go get an open-face pepperoni sandwich?

- Hey, you can't leave!

W-what am I gonna post on my Chatstagram story?

♪

- Mm!

- I see you have met the Warners, too, ja?

- I certainly did.

- What!? You have to speak up!

- Eat up, everyone.

- Ooh! [chuckles]

Yeah, thank you. Do you have any tomato soup?

- Of course. Us starving artists

gotta stick together. MAN: You're no artist!

You're the bothersome commercial product of a soul-less corporate entity!

- Oh, that's where you're wrong,

Frida Kahlo's husband.

- We're something even more annoying!

♪

[gasping]

WOMAN: It's Banksy!