Original subtitles

[thunder]

♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song playing ♪

- Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[thunder]

♪

- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ One is a genius ♪

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

PINKY [singing, child-like]: ♪ Pinky's how-to! ♪

♪ Pinky's how-to! ♪

♪ See how I do! ♪

♪ See how I do! ♪

♪ I like to make videos ♪

♪ I like to make videos ♪

[screaming]: I really like to make videos!

♪ See how I do ♪

[beep]

♪

Hey, Pinky! It's me everybody!

Oh wait, that doesn't sound right. Oh well.

For today's how-to video, we have a very special guest indeed.

It's my bestest friend Brain!

He's gonna show us how to take over the world.

BRAIN: No, I am not.

♪ childish music ♪

PINKY: Brain starts every plan to take over the world

by writing down all his personal problems

in secret code. [Brain sighs]

- It's a math problem, Pinky.

Now, leave me alone before we have a real problem.

PINKY: He's not comfortable sharing his emotions.

- If you must know, I'm working out

a complex formula involving quantum entanglement,

chaos theory, and thermodynamics

in order to predict lottery ball drawings.

Once I claim the jackpot winnings,

I will use my earnings to purchase a deep-water drill

to disrupt tectonic plates, causing--

PINKY: [laughing] Meow! [laugh]

- Pinky, why are you laughing?

PINKY: [laugh] Because it's your best plan yet, Cat-Brain!

- You weren't even paying attention.

- You said it, Brain!

Don't forget to smash that subscribe button! Poit!

♪

Hello! While Brain is working,

I figured I'd do one of those unboxing videos you've all be asking for.

Woo! I've been waiting forever to see what's inside!

[clatter]

It's bubbly wrap! My favorite! [crinkling]

[pop] [laughing]

Woo! La-la-la! [popping]

Pop! Pop! Pop! [laughing]

Whoa! [crash]

[gasping]

Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! [gasping]

- Pinky, could you please parody something fresher?

And quieter.

- [gasp] You mean like ASMR?

[whisper]: Don't these bubbles sound nice? [crinkling]

♪

BRAIN: Where is my transmitter?

- [whispers]: Don't forget to smash that subscribe button!

[beep]

♪

You can't take over the world on an empty tummy, can you?

No! And that's why Brain

always has an afternoon snack!

Looks yummy!

- This isn't a snack, Pinky.

I am wiring a remote that will control the temperature of--

[zap] - [screaming] Ooh!

Al dente! [laughs]

- Pinky, stop eating my invention!

- He never likes to share. And speaking of sharing,

feel free to share this video with your friends,

and smash that subscribe button!

- I am going to smash you, Pinky-- - [indistinct]

Interesting. It appears these balls

consist of 98% Hevea Brasiliensis sap

and 2% nitrocellulose.

I'll have to adjust the temperature accordingly.

- You can't take over the world by working all the time.

You also gotta have fun!

Got room for one more, Brain?

I wanna play in the ball pit!

- It's not a ball pit, you blockheaded boob.

- [quietly]: Brain! You can't say the B word! Kids watch my show!

So, Brainy Brain!

How does this ball pit work?

- Pinky, no!

[whirring, clinking] Ooh! Ow!

[grunting]

Pinky! [grunting] - Ha, ha, don't start without me!

BRAIN: Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!

PINKY: Woo! Looks like you're having a ball, Brain. [laugh]

Hey, everybody, it's me! Pinky!

Oh! I got it right that time. Yes.

Now then, just doing a quick promo

to let you know all about the freshest swaggy-taggy merch

you can get your paws on,

like this "Poit" necklace

or this "Narf" flying disk!

[grunt] [Brain screams]

Or this large-sized Pinky plush toy.

- Unhand me, you vlogging vermin!

I have nearly finished calculating the R-coefficient

of my mathematical model!

- [nasally]: [grunt] Oops! Gotta go! [laugh]

Thanks for watching this how-to video!

Don't forget to tune into tonight's livestream and use the promo code

"PRETTY-IN-PINKY 11122"

for any Pinky merch.

[beep]

♪

Okay, guys. I'm going live

for the big finish of our "how to take over the world" video.

Leave your comments below,

and don't forget to smash that subscribe button!

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Tonight's Bingo Bango Ballo Jackpot is $20 million.

We'll be right back with the numbers after this.

- Okay, Pinky. The drawing is moments away.

On my signal, you will adjust the remote that controls

the thermostat in the lottery drawing studio

to precisely 94.3 degrees Fahrenheit.

The perfect temperature for ball manipulation.

- Brain, this is Chat-Sta-gram!

You can't just say anything you want!

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And we're back. Let's start the drawing. - Silence, Pinky. It's starting.

- Tonight's first number is...

- Now, Pinky!

[click, whirring, beeping]

- 16. [click]

20... [nervous laugh]

It's, uh, getting a little warm in here. BRAIN: It's working!

♪

- 37. [gasp] [click]

Jeez, it's hot in here.

[sizzling] Can we turn down the heat a-a bit?

Hoo! 44. [click]

[gasp] 62. [click]

Finally, 12. - Yes!

Pinky, we've done it!

- Egad! Way to go, Brain! [hearts and texts beeping]

And that's how you take over the world!

Thanks for watching! - Pinky,

were you filming this?

- Of course not, Brain. This is a livestream.

Can't leave the fans hanging.

The how-to video I posted earlier was my most popular one yet!

[laugh] Say hi to the fans, Brain!

- Pinky, how many fans do you have?

- I'm getting word that a record number of

three million winning lottery tickets have been reported to the lottery headquarters,

and can someone turn down this infernal heat!?

[gasp]

The $20 million jackpot will yield a payout

of $6.66 per winner...

And the Devil's number, and the Devil is here, and he's in my brain!

Hot! Hot!

Do something!

Heat! Hot! Oh! Hot! - No... No, you couldn't have!

♪

- Brain, where are you going?

- Pinky, that video you posted

revealed my winning lottery numbers to your entire fan base!

[distorted]: And how do you have three million followers!?

- Content is king, Brain.

- What does that even mean!?

[sighs] No matter.

We can reuse this plan for next week's lottery drawing.

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Oh. Yes.

Cast. Out. The demon!

[grunting] [smashing]

- Oh, perhaps not.

Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.

- Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tomorrow night?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

- Boom! It's his catch phrase! He said it! [beeping]

I told you he would!

[angry growling] [smash]

♪