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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song playing ♪
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- Gee, Brain, what do
you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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PINKY [singing, child-like]:
♪ Pinky's how-to! ♪
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♪ Pinky's how-to! ♪
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♪ See how I do! ♪
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♪ See how I do! ♪
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♪ I like to make videos ♪
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♪ I like to make videos ♪
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[screaming]:
I really like to make videos!
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♪ See how I do ♪
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[beep]
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♪
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Hey, Pinky! It's me everybody!
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Oh wait, that doesn't
sound right. Oh well.
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For today's how-to video,
we have a very special guest indeed.
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It's my bestest friend Brain!
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He's gonna show us how
to take over the world.
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BRAIN:
No, I am not.
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♪ childish music ♪
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PINKY: Brain starts every plan
to take over the world
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by writing down all his personal problems
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in secret code.
[Brain sighs]
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- It's a math problem, Pinky.
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Now, leave me alone
before we have a real problem.
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PINKY: He's not comfortable
sharing his emotions.
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- If you must know, I'm working out
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a complex formula involving
quantum entanglement,
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chaos theory, and thermodynamics
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in order to predict lottery ball drawings.
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Once I claim the jackpot winnings,
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I will use my earnings to
purchase a deep-water drill
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to disrupt tectonic plates, causing--
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PINKY:
[laughing] Meow! [laugh]
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- Pinky, why are you laughing?
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PINKY: [laugh] Because it's
your best plan yet, Cat-Brain!
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- You weren't even paying attention.
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- You said it, Brain!
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Don't forget to smash that
subscribe button! Poit!
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♪
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Hello! While Brain is working,
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I figured I'd do one of those unboxing
videos you've all be asking for.
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Woo! I've been waiting forever
to see what's inside!
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[clatter]
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It's bubbly wrap! My favorite!
[crinkling]
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[pop]
[laughing]
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Woo! La-la-la!
[popping]
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Pop! Pop! Pop! [laughing]
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Whoa!
[crash]
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[gasping]
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Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! [gasping]
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- Pinky, could you please parody
something fresher?
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And quieter.
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- [gasp] You mean like ASMR?
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[whisper]: Don't these bubbles sound nice?
[crinkling]
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♪
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BRAIN: Where is my transmitter?
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- [whispers]: Don't forget to smash
that subscribe button!
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[beep]
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♪
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You can't take over the world
on an empty tummy, can you?
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No! And that's why Brain
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always has an afternoon snack!
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Looks yummy!
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- This isn't a snack, Pinky.
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I am wiring a remote that will
control the temperature of--
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[zap]
- [screaming] Ooh!
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Al dente! [laughs]
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- Pinky, stop eating my invention!
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- He never likes to share.
And speaking of sharing,
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feel free to share this
video with your friends,
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and smash that subscribe button!
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- I am going to smash you, Pinky--
- [indistinct]
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Interesting. It appears these balls
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consist of 98% Hevea Brasiliensis sap
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and 2% nitrocellulose.
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I'll have to adjust
the temperature accordingly.
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- You can't take over the world
by working all the time.
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You also gotta have fun!
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Got room for one more, Brain?
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I wanna play in the ball pit!
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- It's not a ball pit,
you blockheaded boob.
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- [quietly]: Brain! You can't say
the B word! Kids watch my show!
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So, Brainy Brain!
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How does this ball pit work?
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- Pinky, no!
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[whirring, clinking]
Ooh! Ow!
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[grunting]
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Pinky! [grunting]
- Ha, ha, don't start without me!
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BRAIN:
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
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PINKY: Woo! Looks like
you're having a ball, Brain. [laugh]
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Hey, everybody, it's me! Pinky!
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Oh! I got it right that time. Yes.
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Now then, just doing a quick promo
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to let you know all about
the freshest swaggy-taggy merch
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you can get your paws on,
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like this "Poit" necklace
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or this "Narf" flying disk!
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[grunt]
[Brain screams]
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Or this large-sized Pinky plush toy.
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- Unhand me, you vlogging vermin!
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I have nearly finished
calculating the R-coefficient
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of my mathematical model!
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- [nasally]:
[grunt] Oops! Gotta go! [laugh]
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Thanks for watching this how-to video!
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Don't forget to tune into tonight's
livestream and use the promo code
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for any Pinky merch.
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[beep]
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♪
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Okay, guys. I'm going live
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for the big finish of our
"how to take over the world" video.
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Leave your comments below,
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and don't forget to smash
that subscribe button!
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ANNOUNCER [TV]: Tonight's Bingo Bango
Ballo Jackpot is $20 million.
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We'll be right back with
the numbers after this.
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- Okay, Pinky.
The drawing is moments away.
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On my signal, you will adjust
the remote that controls
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the thermostat in
the lottery drawing studio
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to precisely 94.3 degrees Fahrenheit.
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The perfect temperature
for ball manipulation.
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- Brain, this is Chat-Sta-gram!
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You can't just say anything you want!
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ANNOUNCER [TV]: And we're back.
Let's start the drawing.
- Silence, Pinky. It's starting.
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- Tonight's first number is...
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- Now, Pinky!
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[click, whirring, beeping]
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- 16.
[click]
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20... [nervous laugh]
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It's, uh, getting a little warm in here.
BRAIN: It's working!
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♪
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- 37. [gasp]
[click]
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Jeez, it's hot in here.
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[sizzling]
Can we turn down the heat a-a bit?
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Hoo! 44.
[click]
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[gasp] 62.
[click]
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Finally, 12.
- Yes!
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Pinky, we've done it!
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- Egad! Way to go, Brain!
[hearts and texts beeping]
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And that's how you take over the world!
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Thanks for watching!
- Pinky,
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were you filming this?
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- Of course not, Brain.
This is a livestream.
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Can't leave the fans hanging.
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The how-to video I posted earlier
was my most popular one yet!
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[laugh] Say hi to the fans, Brain!
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- Pinky, how many fans do you have?
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- I'm getting word that a record number of
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three million winning lottery tickets have
been reported to the lottery headquarters,
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and can someone turn
down this infernal heat!?
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[gasp]
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The $20 million jackpot
will yield a payout
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of $6.66 per winner...
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And the Devil's number, and the Devil
is here, and he's in my brain!
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Hot! Hot!
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Do something!
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Heat! Hot! Oh! Hot!
- No... No, you couldn't have!
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♪
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- Brain, where are you going?
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- Pinky, that video you posted
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revealed my winning lottery
numbers to your entire fan base!
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[distorted]: And how do you have
three million followers!?
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- Content is king, Brain.
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- What does that even mean!?
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[sighs] No matter.
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We can reuse this plan for
next week's lottery drawing.
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ANNOUNCER [TV]:
Oh. Yes.
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Cast. Out. The demon!
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[grunting]
[smashing]
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- Oh, perhaps not.
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Come, Pinky. We must
prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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- Boom! It's his catch phrase! He said it!
[beeping]
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I told you he would!
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[angry growling]
[smash]
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♪
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