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[Warners yelling, laughing]

[coins rattling, clacking]

[overlapping yelling]

- Hey, that's insider trading! [door creaks]

- Warners!

You have been online shopping with my phone again!

- What? No we haven't, Scratchy.

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- Oh really? Then, who was it that bought a new pink skirt?

- Not me.

- Then who bought the unlicensed monster slam gloves?

- Beastwipe slam!

[smash, clattering]

- Uh huh. And the industrial meat grinder?

- What!?

[grinding stops, restarts]

It's always good to have a backup.

- Okay, okay.

Enough with fibbing.

It's time for bedzies. WARNERS: Aw!

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- Now, for one of my famous bedtime symposiums.

In this era of lies,

we must remember there are no two versions of the truth, ja?

And the truth... wait a minute.

Is this a new bed?

- Why, we don't know what you're talking about.

We've always had this bed.

- Okay! I give up!

I tried to warn you, but you keep on lying!

Don't come crying to me

when you get a visit from...

the Hamburg Tickler.

♪ dramatic sting ♪

- What's the Hamburg Tickler?

[thunder]

- You've never heard of the Hamburg Tickler?

[thunder]

I had to learn the hard way...

when I was a fancy little boy.

♪ My penchant for sweets lead me through dark streets ♪

♪ I broke into my grandmother's bakery ♪

♪ I stuffed my young face with the cookies and cakes ♪

♪ Crept back home full of sugar ♪

♪ And shaky ♪

♪ At my mother's accusal ♪

♪ That I ate the streusel ♪

♪ I blamed it on Fritz ♪

♪ Our Dalmatian ♪

♪ I was thrilled by my lie ♪

♪ But she warned me that I ♪

♪ Would be punished for ♪

♪ Prevarication... ♪

♪ He wears a striped dress ♪

♪ And his hair is a mess ♪

♪ And he thinks children's lies are delicious ♪

♪ He climbs under your sheets to suck lies from your feets ♪

♪ He's from Hamburg, the city of bridges ♪

WARNERS: ♪ Are you serious? Is that true? ♪

- ♪ Warners, would I lie to you? ♪

♪ The Tickler hears your falsehoods and he comes for you at night ♪

♪ You want proof? I see you scoff ♪

♪ The Tickler sucks your toes clean off ♪

[screaming]

WARNERS: ♪ We're sorry Dr. Scratches, please let us make it right ♪

♪ Here's all the things we ever bought ♪

♪ This bed, this skirt, this 12-foot yacht ♪

- ♪ These imitation Beastwipe gloves ♪

♪ I swear it's not the Hulk ♪

WARNERS: ♪ This Picasso, a baby grand, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ♪

♪ This 20-pack of anvils... ♪

♪ Cheaper if you buy in bulk ♪

[crash]

[creak] NORITA: Ha!

The Warners actually fell for it!

- They did! Hook,

line, and Tickler!

- You see that? We got all of our stuff back,

and all we had to do was tell a little white lie.

- You know, I did not realize

lying to children was so easy.

We should do it more often.

[laughter]

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[slurp]

[screaming]

Oh no! The Tickler is real!

- Don't take my toes! I just got a pedicure!

[slurp]

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