Original subtitles

[thunder]

♪ Pinky & the Brain theme music playing ♪

- Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[thunder]

♪

- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ One is a genius ♪

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

♪

♪ techno music playing ♪

[phone ringing]

- 'Yello?

- Pinky! It's Brain! - Hold on, let me get him for you.

Brain! Phone!

Brain?

Br-ain! [feedback squeals]

Sorry, I don't have him. Might I take a message?

- No, this is Brain, you fool! Now, listen and listen closely.

I was on my way to purchase an extremely rare Strontium isotope

to power my latest invention,

a quantum continuance disruptor, when the unthinkable happened.

[grunts] [heavy breathing]

[heavy breathing] [Brain grunts]

♪

I handed the man my bag, which I believed to contain

$100,000,

but instead, it contained age-delaying moisturizer.

[sniffing]

The goons thought I was trying to pull a fast one on them.

[grunts]

So, they've taken me hostage in retaliation.

- Oh dear. Well, it sounds like we both had busy days, Brain.

I took a Buzzfeed quiz. But, I failed.

- Cease, Pinky!

You have one hour to bring $100,000

to 833 Brockton Street, or else...

♪

[hissing] [gulps]

[snarls]

[Brain screaming over phone]

- Oh no! Brain's in trouble!

I need to come up with a plan to make a lot of money!

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Oh, well that's not what I was pondering,

but that's a better idea. Let's do that. Narf!

Oh dear. Did Brain say 60 minutes or one hour?

Oh, if only Brain invented a device,

so I could keep track of time!

♪

[beeping]

[whirring down]

Now, to save Brain!

[clicking, beeping]

[panting] Ah!

[slurping]

♪ techno music playing♪

[snoring] Ah! Oh-ah!

Ah! Oh-ah!

Ah! Oh-ah!

Ah! Oh-ah!

[grunts]

[grunts]

- Whoa! [groans]

- Ow.

- Holy smokes! I saw the whole thing!

Luckily, I'm a lawyer, and I can get you a million dollar settlement for this.

No questions asked.

- A million dollars!?

I need $100,000!

♪

- Hey, where's that delivery guy at?

- What do I look like, a psycho?

- You mean "psychic".

- Take a few night classes, and all of a sudden,

you're Michelangelo da Vinci? Please.

- Great. I'm stuck listening to these buffoons

all thanks to that senile centenarian.

She's probably halfway to Boca Raton by now.

No! Oh!

[hissing]

Hurry, Pinky. My fate rests in your hands.

- Look! No hands!

♪ techno music ♪

- Hey, pal, got a minute? - Nope! Sorry!

[bell ringing]

[laughing]

♪

[hissing]

[snarls]

- You know, uh, I've read about the health benefits

of intermittent fasting.

[hissing, snarls]

Okay, okay, not for you.

Uh, perhaps veganism is more your speed?

Come on, Pinky.

You've been a bumbling dolt all your life,

but perhaps today is the day you prove me wrong.

- I did it. I can't believe I did it!

Lemonade!

- [panting] $100,000?

Seems a bit steep, but...

I don't care. I'm so thirsty, I'd pay anything for a cup.

- Cups! I forgot cups! [beep]

♪

[laughs] [door buzz]

- Pinky! You made it!

[panting]

Pay the men. They'll give us the isotope,

and we can finish building my quantum continuance disruptor.

- Um, the thing is... I didn't get the money.

- What? - But I tried real hard!

You see, Brain is my bestest and only friend

in the whole wide world and...

- Yeah. I know how you feel.

- Yeah. We're best friends, too.

- Does this mean you'll let me go?

THUGS: Nah.

[whirring] [Brain screaming]

- Brain!

[beeping]

[zapping]

[rewinding]

[beep, clicking]

[beep]

- Egad! Brain's in trouble!

Hm. I'm having the weirdest feeling of day spa goo.

Oh well. I know what to-- Ah! [grunting]

[yelling]

[panting, grunts]

Ah! Oh-ah! Ah! Oh-ah!

Ah! Oh-ah!

♪

- Hey! I'm delivering food to some bad guys!

Watch where you're going!

- [laughs] That's funny.

I'm trying to save my friend from some bad guys.

Good luck with yours!

- Food's here.

- We'll be right back, little buddy.

- Keep your hands off me, you iniquitous stooge! [gasps]

My money! I need to get out of here!

But, how?

♪

- Look! No hands!

♪ techno music ♪

- Hey, pal, got a minute?

[laughs]

[clang]

- [panting] $100,000?

Seems a bit steep,

but I don't care. I'm so thirsty, I'd pay anything

for some juice. - Juice!

I forgot juice!

♪

[pigeons cooing]

[Brain yelling]

[grunts]

[old woman screaming] Here it is.

833 Brockton Street.

Brain, I-- Ah!

Uh, zort?

- And since you don't have the money and your friend skipped out on us,

this is gonna happen.

- Uh oh.

[click, whirring] - No!

[hissing]

- Whee!

[beeping]

[zap]

[zapping]

[rewinding]

[beep, clicking]

[beep]

- Today again?

Okay, new plan.

I'm going to do everything differently.

♪ techno music ♪

[snoring]

[panting] [beep]

[beep]

[panting]

[grunt, panting]

♪

- Food's here.

- We'll be right back, little buddy.

- Keep your hands off me, you iniquitous-- [gasps]

My money!

Can't let it slip through my hands again,

or else I'll have to rely on Pinky to pay these goons for the isotope.

Oh... I need to get out of here! But how?

♪

- Sorry! We're all out of apple juice, but we have grapefruit juice if--

- No, no, no. That's tomorrow's plan.

♪

GUARD: Hey, pal, got a minute?

You seem trustworthy. Mind watching my truck while I go grab a drink?

- Fine. But, I wouldn't bother going in there.

They've got nothing.

- [laughs] Almost forgot the parking brake.

♪

[whistling]

[Pinky whimpering] [cars honking]

♪ techno music ♪

[screaming]

[cars honking, tires screeching]

[groaning, screaming]

♪

[both gasp]

- As promised, $100,000.

Now, if you will hand over the isotope...

[crash, glass shattering]

Pinky! You made it! With the money!

I-I can't believe it.

- Egad, I... I did? [panting]

I did! Yay!

Oh, Brain! You're gonna be okay.

I'm so happy! - Yes, Pinky, well done.

Now, where were we? Ah yes.

You were just about to hand over the isotope.

- Not. So. Fast.

Your friend just destroyed our hideout.

Now, we gotta find a new one. It's gonna be a whole thing.

- Yeah. We were rent-controlled!

We're keeping all the money,

and you get nothing. - What?

You can't do that!

♪

- I guess they can do that, Brain.

- I suppose I should scold you for ruining the deal,

but you were on time with the money.

- That's right, Brain. I was on time every time I came to save you.

- On time every time? - Exactly!

All thanks to this shiny watch.

[fizzling, clang] Uh oh.

- Pinky, that watch is my quantum continuance disruptor!

It disrupts the very fabric of time!

You must've set it for an hour, and that's why time kept resetting

when you were in range of the isotope.

How many times have you relived this hour?

- Hm...

♪

One or two. Zort!

- Pinky, I know you're lying whenever you say "zort".

- That's not true, Brain. Zort!

- Come, Pinky. We must go back to the lab and plan for tomorrow night.

- Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tomorrow night?

[beeping, zapping]

BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

Try to take over the world!

Try to take over the wor--