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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Mutton is gamey ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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- Hey, look!
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[all grunt]
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What should we do? See a movie?
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- Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?
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- Let's rip it up in a shocking
rebuke of late capitalism!
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You don't own me, five dollars!
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[straining]
YAKKO: Gimme that!
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I've got a better idea.
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[gavel banging]
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- Alrighty, listen up, folks.
Today's auction winner
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will be the proud owner of unit 739,
abandoned for 20 years.
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Who knows what treasures it holds?
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Golf clubs? Golf balls? Golf bags?
Golf shoes? Golf tees?
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A fake golf club you can pee into when
nature makes an emergency call
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on the 13th hole?
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[crickets chirping]
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They're a real thing.
I've seen the infomercials.
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Anyhoo, bidding starts at one dollar.
One dollar. Who's got one dollar?
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Now, two. Now, two. Who'll give me two?
Somebody got two. Will you gimme...
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- [overly loud]:
No way we're bidding on this one, Wakko!
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My sources say that this one's empty!
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AUCTIONEER: Lemme hear five. Who's got
five? Make me feel alive, show me five.
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- I'm not gonna waste my money on this
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when the next unit is filled
with pirate treasure.
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- Good-looking unit. Hm.
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Too bad it's cursed.
Whole monkey's paw situation, you know?
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♪ dramatic musical sting ♪
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[woman shudders]
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[indistinct whispering]
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YAKKO:
Five dollars!
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And that's my final offer.
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- And sold to the dog-monkeys
with the poor man's Ben Franklin.
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[creak, thud]
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[lights clicking]
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- It's perrrrrfect.
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[all cheering]
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- Whoa! An ergonomic office chair!
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Ah, I tell you, who needs a credit union
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when I could have support like this?
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- A mattress with a stain that
kinda looks like Vladimir Putin.
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♪ patriotic music plays ♪
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Ooh!
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And here's a magic carpet! Giddy-up!
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♪
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Huh. I guess it's broken. Oh well.
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But will it blend?
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[whirring]
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- Wait! That's not just any old rug!
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- Why, thank you!
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I just found it in the corner.
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[screaming]
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- That's the Bayeux Tapestry!
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[possum squeaking]
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- Bayeux?
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- Gesundheit.
- Thanks.
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- Woohoo!
[zap]
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- After you.
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- Oh no. I just ate.
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I should really wait 30 minutes
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before jumping into a magical carpet land.
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[grunts]
[zap]
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I feel different, do you?
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- Yeah! We've always been
a little two-dimensional,
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but this is ridiculous.
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♪
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YAKKO:
Hey guys! Over here!
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See? This tapestry tells the story
of William the Conqueror,
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the first Norman King of England.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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- Oh god.
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- ♪ Well, the Normans conquered
England in the year 1066 ♪
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♪ Back when dentists weren't a thing
and everyone had fleas and ticks ♪
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♪ To commemorate the battle
and their courage in the fight ♪
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♪ The Normans made
the Bayeux Tapestry whose tale ♪
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♪ I'll now recite ♪
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♪ Oh King Edward, he was this guy!
He was ruler, king, and tsar ♪
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♪ But the apples from his family
tree had fallen pretty far ♪
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♪ When he passed away,
those leeches didn't even wait a day ♪
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♪ They all went in for the scepter
like a Vegas night buffet ♪
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♪ This guy Harold, Earl of Sussex,
who was rocking this goatee ♪
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♪ Put his hand up high and swore,
"Edward gave England to me" ♪
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♪ So he had the archebishop
go ahead and crown him king ♪
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♪ But our hero said no thanks
to kissing Harold's stupid ring ♪
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♪ William of Normandy on France's shore ♪
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♪ Duke since the age of 12
and hungry for me ♪
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♪ He made a claim upon the throne,
flakier than a croissant ♪
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♪ So his name would live forever
in this fun and nifty font ♪
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♪ Now, with Harold the Usurper,
Will was wondering how to cope ♪
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♪ Then he noticed Halley's Comet
and thought, "That looks pretty dope! ♪
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♪ "It's the universe commanding me
to make all England mine ♪
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♪ So, I'll bring some boats and horses
and a jug or two of wine" ♪
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♪ Good old Willy had an army,
was at least 10,000 strong ♪
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♪ They marched every day in chain mail,
more annoying than a thong ♪
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♪ Yes, their thighs were really chafing ♪
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♪ And their helmets far too tight,
maybe that's why after Hastings ♪
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♪ They torched everything in sight ♪
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♪ In the middle of the battle,
things were going down the drain ♪
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♪ 'Cause the Normans heard a nasty rumor
that their duke was slain ♪
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♪ So then, Willy took his helmet off ♪
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♪ To show he was alive ♪
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♪ And the rest is TLDR ♪
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♪ But the gist is Harold died ♪
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- Oh, that's sad.
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- ♪ William the Conqueror,
he stole our hearts ♪
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♪ Burned down our houses
and our horses and our carts ♪
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♪ With his brothers, Bob and Odo,
he had sailed across the sea ♪
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♪ Sure, he killed a lot of people,
but that's ancient history ♪
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♪ William the Conqueror,
he was so neat ♪
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♪ When enemies mocked him,
he cut off their feet ♪
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♪ He's probably getting tortured
down in Hades by some ghoul ♪
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♪ But he's related to Elizabeth,
that's why we think he's cool ♪
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- ♪ Now, that's a crash course
in the Tapestry ♪
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♪ You'll never learn in school! ♪
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[screaming, grunt]
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- Hey! I was gonna eat that!
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[snarling]
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- Git, you varmint!
[squeak]
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- Okay, I'm convinced.
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The Tapestry goes in the "keep" pile.
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- Well, what are we gonna
do with the rest of this junk?
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♪
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YAKKO: Hm...
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Man, I can't believe the pawn shop gave us
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a whole five dollars!
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What should we do? See a movie?
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- Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?
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- Let's rip--
- Wait a minute.
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Why does this keep happening to us?
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[gasps]
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- Monkey's paw...
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[screaming]
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