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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪
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- Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder crashes]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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- Expecting to see your two favorite mice
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being dumb and smart
or whatever it is that they do?
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Unfortunately,
nobody's seen them in months.
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So, to fill the slot,
I turned otherwise useless footage
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into a nostalgic streaming experience!
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You see, Pinky and the Brain wasn't always
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the show we know and love today.
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In fact, the studio
struggled to find a vehicle
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for the dynamic duo for a long,
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long time.
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What you're about to see
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are the original pilots
for Pinky and the Brain.
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They've never been seen by anyone before.
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Except the archival editor
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who shaves his face
over the water fountain.
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So, open wide, baby birdies.
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Mommy's about to regurgitate some slop
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into your content-hungry mouths.
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[retching]
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[bars and tone]
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♪ '50s-style music ♪
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ANNOUNCER:
The Pink and The Brain Show!
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Starring Pinky!
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And The Brain!
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[canned laughter]
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[grumble]
[slam]
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- [sighs] Pinky! I'm home!
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I snuck out of work early
because Old Man Jenkins
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is taking the senior partners
out for a celebratory dinner.
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But of course, I didn't get the invite.
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[sniffing]
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Pinky, what is that putrid smell!?
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[splatter]
- That's din--
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[applause]
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That's dinner, Brain.
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I made potatoes all rotten!
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[canned laughter]
[groans]
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- It's potatoes au gratin,
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you domestic doddypoll.
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One of these days, I'm gonna
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transfer the kinetic energy of my fist
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into a force vector applied
directly to your oral aperture!
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- Ooh! I've never been to Connecticut.
Sounds cozy.
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[screaming studio laughter]
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[laughter quiets down]
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Hey, Brain!
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Why don't we go celebrate
me ruining dinner
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by going to eat dinner at
a fancy dinner restaurant?
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- Ah, yes.
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And let me guess.
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Whatever restaurant we choose
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will be the exact establishment my boss
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[Director screams]
and the senior partners are dining at
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this evening, correct?
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This, despite the fact that we live in
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a sprawling metropolis,
where the possibility
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of picking the same
restaurant is almost nil.
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- Ahem. Spoiler alert.
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[studio laughter]
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- Warner Brothers...
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[laughter continues]
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[fire alarm ringing]
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- Well, that's the last time
I make those potatoes!
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♪
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- Test audiences found Brain's character
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patriarchal, cruel, and sadistic.
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Yah!
[glass shatters]
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Despite having everything a 1950s audience
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was looking for in a TV husband,
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the show failed due
to creative differences.
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But they gave him
another shot a few years later.
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[bars and tone]
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♪ Brady Bunch-style music ♪
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- ♪ Here's a ditty 'bout
a mouse named Pinky ♪
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♪ Who had three little
Pinkies of her own ♪
[laughing]
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♪ They all had fur that's
white like their mama ♪
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♪ The baby wore a cone ♪
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♪ Here's a refrain 'bout
a mouse named Brain ♪
[Brain yelps]
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♪ He had three little
Brain boys by his side... ♪
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- No!
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This is a flawed premise.
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Nobody with three children
would willingly sign up
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for three more.
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Who wrote this improbable drivel?
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- Um, it was based on my life.
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- Well, I suggest you
write yourself a new one.
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That's what I think of you,
Warner Brothers!
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[laughter]
[crash]
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♪
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- Now, who's going to
teach me how to drive?
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- It's always about you!
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Pinky, Pinky, Pinky!
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- Eh, I can't say this
one was all on Brain.
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It was 1969.
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Everyone was making bad decisions.
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For instance, my sister Theodora
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was born that year. [growls]
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This next pilot took all the attention
away from Mommy and Daddy
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and lasted as long
as Theodora's first marriage.
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Enjoy.
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[bars and tone]
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[Warners laughing]
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[panting]
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♪ Cheers-style music ♪
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- ♪ Getting through
to the end of the day ♪
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♪ Sure is pretty hard ♪
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♪ Stepping back would surely shed ♪
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♪ Some light on where you are ♪
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♪ How would you like to take a break? ♪
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♪ Don't you wanna be ♪
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♪ Where the coffee's always hot? ♪
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♪ And you know they'll brew another pot ♪
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♪ Life is tough, and you are sad ♪
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♪ So go and drink until you're glad ♪
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♪ The coffee's black, and it is hot ♪
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♪ Forget about everything you're not ♪
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♪ Just go somewhere
and avoid your problems ♪
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♪ Instead of facing them ♪
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♪ Yeah, coffee ♪
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♪
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♪ theme ends ♪
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PINKY: Narfs is filmed in front of
a live studio audience. Narfs!
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[audience applause, cheering]
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[grunts]
[thunder crashes]
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- Afternoon, Pinky.
ALL: Brain!
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- How does everyone in here know my name?
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- This is a place where
everybody knows your name.
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Didn't you listen to the theme song?
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- It didn't mention that
in the theme song.
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[coffee maker whistling]
- Oh. Maybe that's that other song
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that's almost the same, but way better.
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- Regardless, it's quite a depressing
ditty for a comedy show, don't you think?
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Don't any of you have hopes or dreams?
[coffee maker whistling, rattling]
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- I hope I can get another coffee!
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[audience laughter]
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[laughing]
- [sighs] Forget it.
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[grunts]
[laughter continues]
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[whistling, rattling]
- [laughing] Ooh?
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BRAIN:
Warner Brothers!
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- It took Warner Brothers eight years
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to calm Brain down. [grunts]
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And when that didn't work,
they threatened to make him
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the "next Urkel."
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And with that, he was back the same day
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to shoot this next pilot.
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[bars and tone]
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♪ Fresh Prince of Bel Air-style music ♪
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- ♪ So, this is a tale,
I'm telling you how ♪
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♪ A mouse's life got all messed around ♪
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♪ And I'd rather take no time
and tell you point blank ♪
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♪ About how I became
the Fresh Pinky of Burbank ♪
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♪ Narf! Narf Narf! Narf! Poit! ♪
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♪
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[grunts]
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[audience cheering]
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- Pinky! You were supposed
to be back over an hour ago!
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- My bad, Brain.
I guess I'm not used to the rules
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because I'm from
the wrong side of the tracks.
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- Well, be that as it may,
you're going to have a lot
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of explaining to do
when Mom and Dad get home.
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- Why would I have to explain
that I was late? [grunts]
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They'll never know, unless you tell 'em.
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AUDIENCE:
Ooh...
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- Are you suggesting that I lie
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to my mother and father?
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- All I'm saying is what they
don't know can't hurt them.
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[audience cheering]
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- Wow, Pinky.
I suppose despite my academic prowess,
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I still can learn quite a bit from you.
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- You're darn right, Brain.
You've got the book smarts,
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but I've got the street smarts.
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- I've got street smarts, too! Heck,
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I've even got street moves! Check it out!
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[audience cheering]
♪ hip hop music playing ♪
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[cheering continues]
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They love me. They really, really love me!
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♪
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- Huzzah! What is the word, my good man?
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[laughs]
[crowd cheering]
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[laughing]
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[Egwind grunts]
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[crickets chirping]
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[crowd cheering]
[grunts]
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[audience gasps]
- You philistines.
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I've debased myself in front of you
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with my circus chicanery,
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and yet, you worship at the feet of
this sunglassed buffoon!
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Woo!
- Well, I will be your Pagliacci no more!
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[Egwind gasps]
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- Fare thee well!
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[crash]
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- Good riddance, you third rate,
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third wheel ham actor!
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[eagle screeches]
[Egwind screams]
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♪
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I am finished doing
terrible sitcom pilots!
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There's more to life than being told
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what to say and do all the time, Pinky!
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Now, come with me!
- Righto!
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- We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain? What are
we gonna do tomorrow night?
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- Try to take over the world!
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- And with that iconic proclamation,
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the highly successful
Pinky and the Brain franchise was born.
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And now, it's dead
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because they're missing.
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[phone rings]
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What is it!?
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Oh! You found them!
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Wonderful. Get them back on set!
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[grunts]
- How adorable.
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She thinks she's punishing us,
when she's actually punishing
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our clones.
- Clones?
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- That's right.
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♪
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[alarm blares]
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After receiving the latest script
of our "adventures,"
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I reached my breaking point.
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I will no longer do the bidding
of my television overlords.
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Instead,
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I have created clones
who will do my bidding,
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leaving us free to truly
pursue world domination.
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- So, you mean to tell me
the Pinky and the Brain show
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isn't going to be us anymore?
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- Precisely. No one will be the wiser
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as these clones are indistinguishable
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from us in every facet!
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- [Brain's voice]: Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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- [Pinky's voice]: Pancakes!
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- Narf... [inhales deeply]
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- Egad! It's like looking in the mirror!
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[sighs]
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- Cloning is an art, not a science.
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And alas, I am merely
the world's foremost scientific mind.
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Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tomorrow night?
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[gasps] Ooh, please let it be pancakes!
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[machine hissing]
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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