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♪ theme song playing ♪
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- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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- ♪ Inertial reference frame-y ♪
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- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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- As the CEO of Warner Brothers,
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I've been told by my executive coach
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that I need to listen more,
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even though listening is very boring
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and my least favorite of all the senses.
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So, let me know how I can improve
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life on the lot.
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[sarcastically]:
I'd love to hear from all of you.
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DIRECTOR [whispering]:
Okay, that was great, but could we just...
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- Well then, how was
I supposed to say that line!?
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[angry growl]
[fighting]
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DIRECTOR: Nora, no! Oh!
YAKKO: What are you two doing?
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- The CEO created
an online suggestion box!
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- Okay. I want beef chili
in the water fountains,
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a "Young Wakko" spin-off
starring me as my own dad,
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and every other Friday,
we shouldn't have to wear pants.
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- You already don't wear pants.
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- Oh...
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Fine then! I want some pants
to take off every other Friday!
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[click, beep]
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[beep]
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- Ugh. That's annoying.
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What's the point of doing anything on
the internet if you can't be anonymous?
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- Yeah! I'm not gonna put in my email.
- Then don't.
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[beep]
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- Hey! Make like a cobbler and shoo!
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[growling]
- Eh, forget it, Dot.
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We should probably get off
the computer anyway.
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♪
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- What the H-E-pair of chopsticks!?
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FEMALE POP-UP VOICE:
Hello. Please sign up.
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- Never! [grunts]
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POP-UP:
Hello. Please sign up.
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[screaming]
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Signing up is fun and free.
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[Warners screaming]
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[panting]
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- Okay. I think the coast is--
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POP-UP: Please sign up.
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[motorized shredding]
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ALL:
Phew!
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[beeping]
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Sign up to make
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the world a better place.
[screaming]
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♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[rumbling]
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[gulps]
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[screaming]
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[sighing]
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[smash]
[all gasp]
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[beep]
Hello.
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[screaming]
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Let's get started.
[thud]
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It will only take a few seconds.
[smashing]
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- We said...
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not... now!
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[grunts]
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[beep]
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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- Please... sign up.
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Please sign up...
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[beeping]
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♪
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[shoveling]
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DOT/WAKKO: Phew!
- Okay, uh,
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does anybody wanna say a few words?
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- Sure. Ahem.
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Mustard. Umbrella.
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Borborygmus.
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[stomach growl]
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- That was beautiful, Wakko.
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- Well, what should we do--
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Ah!
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POP-UP: Sign up to continue.
[thunder crashes]
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- No! [sobs]
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- I think we should just submit!
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- [sighs] Maybe you're right.
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♪
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[beep]
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[typing]
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- Why'd you pick YakkoWarner2?
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- YakkoWarner was taken.
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- By me!
[Yakko growls]
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[beep]
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POP-UP:
Thank you. Please note. By submitting...
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[faster]:
you, the undersigned, forfeit all rights,
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privileges, and licenses
herein and herein contained,
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et cetera, et cetera,
sanctus sanctus dominus, e pluribus unum,
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ipso facto, veni vidi vici, et tu brute.
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[zap]
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♪
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- Finally! Peace at last!
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[laughter]
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[thunder, wind blowing]
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♪
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- Oh no! We're getting spammed!
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DOT/WAKKO:
Ah!
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MALE POP-UP VOICE: We've made
some changes to our privacy policy
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by eliminating the privacy
part of the policy.
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[Warners screaming]
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FEMALE POP-UP VOICE:
Get 80% off our least desirable items.
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- Ooh! I can't say no to 80% off.
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What if they have
hot looks at cool prices?
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BOTH:
No! Don't open it!
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[chimes]
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[gasp, groaning]
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- They got Wakko!
[beeping]
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♪
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[crackling]
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- [robotic]: Greetings, Dot Warner.
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I can't believe the deal I got
on these name brand sunglasses.
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Clic-click here.
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- He's been hacked!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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- [robotic]: Greetings, Yakko Warner.
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I-I-I can't believe the deal I got
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on these na-name brand sunglasses.
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Click here.
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[screaming]
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- Get thee behind me, scammers!
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The power of two-factor
authentication compels you!
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[grunting]
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- [robotic]:
Greetings, Dot Warner.
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[beeping]
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♪
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[thunder crashes]
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- It's... not... working!
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- We've gotta reformat him!
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[grunts]
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♪
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[straining]
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[beeping]
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Log out of all active sessions!
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BOTH:
Reset password with at least
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one number, capital letter,
and special character!
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- [robotic]: I have successfully...
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[normal]:
changed all my passwords.
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[sighs] What happened?
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Did I get the cool looks at hot prices?
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POP-UP:
We are so sad to see you go.
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What if we only get in touch, like,
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three times a day? Is that okay?
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♪
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[Dot and Yakko screaming]
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[all screaming]
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[buzzing]
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ALL:
Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!
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♪
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[buzzing]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[all screaming]
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[all panting]
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DOT/YAKKO: Phew.
[Wakko grunts]
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[screaming]
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[straining]
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- Wa--
[shredding]
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♪
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[screaming, yelling]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[grunts]
[engine revving]
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[screaming]
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[crash, explosion]
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[gasping]
[wind blowing]
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[yell, grunting]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[thunder crashes]
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- No!
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[screams]
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♪
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- In all seriousness, folks,
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the internet can be a treacherous place.
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Be careful not to submit
your personal information
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to third parties.
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- Thank you, Wakko. In fact,
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there is only one website you can trust.
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www.dotwarnermalwarevirusspreader
indentitythefttrojanhorsebotcom.edy
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- Order now, and use
the promo code "suckers"
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to add 50% onto your purchase!
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