Original subtitles

♪ theme song playing ♪

- ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ - ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪

♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪

♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪

♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪

- ♪ Inertial reference frame-y ♪

- ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

♪

♪

- As the CEO of Warner Brothers,

I've been told by my executive coach

that I need to listen more,

even though listening is very boring

and my least favorite of all the senses.

So, let me know how I can improve

life on the lot.

[sarcastically]: I'd love to hear from all of you.

DIRECTOR [whispering]: Okay, that was great, but could we just...

- Well then, how was I supposed to say that line!?

[angry growl] [fighting]

DIRECTOR: Nora, no! Oh! YAKKO: What are you two doing?

- The CEO created an online suggestion box!

- Okay. I want beef chili in the water fountains,

a "Young Wakko" spin-off starring me as my own dad,

and every other Friday, we shouldn't have to wear pants.

- You already don't wear pants.

- Oh...

Fine then! I want some pants to take off every other Friday!

[click, beep]

[beep]

- Ugh. That's annoying.

What's the point of doing anything on the internet if you can't be anonymous?

- Yeah! I'm not gonna put in my email. - Then don't.

[beep]

- Hey! Make like a cobbler and shoo!

[growling] - Eh, forget it, Dot.

We should probably get off the computer anyway.

♪

- What the H-E-pair of chopsticks!?

FEMALE POP-UP VOICE: Hello. Please sign up.

- Never! [grunts]

POP-UP: Hello. Please sign up.

[screaming]

Signing up is fun and free.

[Warners screaming]

[panting]

- Okay. I think the coast is--

POP-UP: Please sign up.

[motorized shredding]

ALL: Phew!

[beeping]

Sign up to make

the world a better place. [screaming]

♪

♪ dramatic sting ♪

[rumbling]

[gulps]

[screaming]

[sighing]

[smash] [all gasp]

[beep] Hello.

[screaming]

Let's get started. [thud]

It will only take a few seconds. [smashing]

- We said...

not... now!

[grunts]

[beep]

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

- Please... sign up.

Please sign up...

[beeping]

♪

[shoveling]

DOT/WAKKO: Phew! - Okay, uh,

does anybody wanna say a few words?

- Sure. Ahem.

Mustard. Umbrella.

Borborygmus.

[stomach growl]

- That was beautiful, Wakko.

- Well, what should we do--

Ah!

POP-UP: Sign up to continue. [thunder crashes]

- No! [sobs]

- I think we should just submit!

- [sighs] Maybe you're right.

♪

[beep]

[typing]

- Why'd you pick YakkoWarner2?

- YakkoWarner was taken.

- By me! [Yakko growls]

[beep]

POP-UP: Thank you. Please note. By submitting...

[faster]: you, the undersigned, forfeit all rights,

privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,

et cetera, et cetera, sanctus sanctus dominus, e pluribus unum,

ipso facto, veni vidi vici, et tu brute.

[zap]

♪

- Finally! Peace at last!

[laughter]

[thunder, wind blowing]

♪

- Oh no! We're getting spammed!

DOT/WAKKO: Ah!

MALE POP-UP VOICE: We've made some changes to our privacy policy

by eliminating the privacy part of the policy.

[Warners screaming]

FEMALE POP-UP VOICE: Get 80% off our least desirable items.

- Ooh! I can't say no to 80% off.

What if they have hot looks at cool prices?

BOTH: No! Don't open it!

[chimes]

[gasp, groaning]

- They got Wakko! [beeping]

♪

[crackling]

- [robotic]: Greetings, Dot Warner.

I can't believe the deal I got on these name brand sunglasses.

Clic-click here.

- He's been hacked!

♪

♪

♪

- [robotic]: Greetings, Yakko Warner.

I-I-I can't believe the deal I got

on these na-name brand sunglasses.

Click here.

[screaming]

- Get thee behind me, scammers!

The power of two-factor authentication compels you!

[grunting]

- [robotic]: Greetings, Dot Warner.

[beeping]

♪

[thunder crashes]

- It's... not... working!

- We've gotta reformat him!

[grunts]

♪

[straining]

[beeping]

Log out of all active sessions!

BOTH: Reset password with at least

one number, capital letter, and special character!

- [robotic]: I have successfully...

[normal]: changed all my passwords.

[sighs] What happened?

Did I get the cool looks at hot prices?

POP-UP: We are so sad to see you go.

What if we only get in touch, like,

three times a day? Is that okay?

♪

[Dot and Yakko screaming]

[all screaming]

[buzzing]

ALL: Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!

♪

[buzzing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[all panting]

DOT/YAKKO: Phew. [Wakko grunts]

[screaming]

[straining]

- Wa-- [shredding]

♪

[screaming, yelling]

♪ dramatic sting ♪

[grunts] [engine revving]

[screaming]

[crash, explosion]

[gasping] [wind blowing]

[yell, grunting]

♪ dramatic sting ♪

[thunder crashes]

- No!

[screams]

♪

- In all seriousness, folks,

the internet can be a treacherous place.

Be careful not to submit your personal information

to third parties.

- Thank you, Wakko. In fact,

there is only one website you can trust.

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