Original subtitles

- Now, it's time for Wakko's short shorts.

♪

[beeping]

- Whaddya you got there, baby bro?

- It's only the top-selling, highest-dopamine-releasing,

biggest and best squad-based MMO, PVP game ever!

"Two Weeks II: Twotal Twomoil"!

- [chuckles] Kids.

[movie playing on TV]

[beeping]

- Come on, come on.

♪ game music playing ♪ [groans]

♪ music continues ♪

[beeping]

[growls]

[beeping]

[gasp]

♪ game music playing ♪

[grumbling]

[beeping]

[groans]

♪

[beeping] [groaning]

Come on...

[beeping]

♪ musical score plays on TV ♪ - That extended director's cut of Gandhi

really picked up steam in the seventh hour.

[yawns] Well, good night, baby bro.

Don't have too much fun.

[beeping]

♪ video game music playing ♪ [gasps]

[beep] [groans]

[beeping]

[growls]

[beeping]

[crickets chirping]

♪

[panting]

- "Hereby declaring your firstborn the legal property

of the software provider in perpetuity"?

Oh, that's fine.

We can't have children anyway. We're like mules.

♪ video game music playing ♪ [rumbling]

[beeping]

Ah!

♪

[beeping]

[wind blowing]

♪

[bell ring]

How's it looking, Dr. Bonezo?

- 'Tis close, young Wakko!

I can feel it in my bones!

♪

[beeping]

[beep]

[laughing]

- It's done! It's finally done!

♪ video game music playing ♪

♪

Ooh! Pug Archer! I heard there's a level

where you get your head stuck in a potato chip bag,

and then freak out and throw up in a plant!

♪

[beeping]

[explosion]

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