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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme song ♪
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[wheel creaking]
- Gee, Brain,
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what do you wanna do tonight?
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BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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- ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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- Aw, he's so cute!
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Aw!
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[scribbling]
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Huh. That's odd.
I thought I wore my engagement ring
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to work today.
[door shuts]
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- Finally!
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♪
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Bleh...
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[ring clatters]
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♪
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[beep]
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Come, Pinky. This diamond should
be enough to initiate my plan.
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Pinky?
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[laughing]
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Tell me you're not still watching
that ridiculous cartoon.
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- [laughing] Oh, but Brain,
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these Backwards Gary videos
are my absolute favoritest thing
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on the whole "intrenet"! [laughs]
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- It's internet!
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- Whose net?
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- ♪ He'll brighten your day,
face the wrong way ♪
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♪ Backwards Gary's here to stay! ♪
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♪ Backwards Gary, he is here to stay ♪
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[footsteps]
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[footsteps]
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- Um, hello?
[screaming]
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Ah!
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Ah!
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[screaming continues]
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[crash]
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[laughing]
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Ah!
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- I don't understand the appeal
of these silly webisodes.
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It seems to me like a bunch
of incessant screaming.
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- Exactly. Funny screaming.
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- No, it is not. Now, turn that off!
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We have work to do.
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[straining]
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Using the crystalline carbon
structure of a diamond,
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I have invented a new
form of teleportation.
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Unfortunately, only a diamond
of perfect clarity is capable of powering
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the machine more than a single time.
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[inhale]
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♪
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Which is why you and I must use this
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and travel to the Smithsonian
to steal the Hope Diamond.
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Such a magnificent jewel would turn
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my humble device from a novelty of science
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into a mighty weapon!
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Pinky, are you listening to me?
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[screaming]
[laughing]
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You've had enough screen time.
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To the Smithsonian!
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[beeping, hissing]
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[groaning]
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Pinky, when's the last time you bathed?
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- Ooh! Stinky Pinky, huh, Brain?
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♪ It's Stinky, Stinky and the Brain! ♪
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- Lucky for me, we'll only be
in such close proximity
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for a few horrible moments.
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[screaming]
Ah!
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- Narf!
[zap]
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♪
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[screaming]
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GARY:
Ah!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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♪
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[zap]
[clang]
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- Zort! Ow.
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You know,
traveling in that thing is pretty neat,
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but the Wi-Fi was a little spotty.
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Also, I didn't love that one part
where I was in agonizing pain
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because my body was being
torn into a million pieces.
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Was it supposed to feel like that, Brain?
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Say, Brain? Brain, where are you?
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- Where are you? I'm right here.
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- Where? Where is whe-- Where? Where?
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- On no. It can't be.
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I'm back here...
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on your back!
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- Egad! We're stuck together!
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Ooh! What fun.
What should our new name be?
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How about Brinky?
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Or Prain?
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- Gah! I don't understand
how this could've happened.
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Perhaps there was a malfunction
in the signal interceptor,
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or the entangled photons...
GARY: Ah!
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Ah!
- Can you please be quiet, Brain?
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I'm trying to watch my show.
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- Ow!
- Ow!
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- You fool. Don't you see?
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The teleporter merged the data stream
from your stupid show,
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and scrambled our bio signatures!
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Narf! Narf!
- Narf!
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- Oh no. Our neural pathways
are already intermingling.
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If you and I don't get
back to the lab soon,
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my worst nightmare will be realized,
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and we'll be fused together forever!
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- I shall do whatever it
takes to fix this, Brain.
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Very quickly and-- Ooh, look!
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A 4D-MAX movie about the forest floor!
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Ah! [grunts]
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- No, Pinky. If we have any hope
of separating ourselves,
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we must retrieve the Hope Diamond
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to get the teleporter working again!
Come!
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Pinky, move.
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No, the other way.
PINKY: Righto!
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♪
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- Keep going. Keep going.
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[bang]
[muffled] Stop.
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There it is, Pinky.
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The Hope Diamond.
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Now, to retrieve the diamond
without being noticed.
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We must carefully and slowly...
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Whoa! Ah!
PINKY: Whee!
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[clang, alarm blaring]
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BRAIN:
Egad! I mean,
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Pinky, you heedless half-wit.
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Now, I must execute my backup plan!
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- Oh? What's that, Brain?
- Backing... up!
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[glass shattering]
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- Ow!
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MUSEUM GUARD:
Oh no. Oh, please don't run.
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I've been meaning to work out,
but then I went on a cruise
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and injured my knee
in a corn-eating contest.
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- Run, Pinky!
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[laughs]
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♪
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[sighs]
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BRAIN:
Left! Go left! No,
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my left, your right!
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- I... I am? Oh, Brain!
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You've never said that to me!
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- What?
- Give me a hug, you wonderful mouse!
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BRAIN:
What are you doing? Just jump!
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- Isn't this-- Ah!
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[both groaning]
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[groaning continues]
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- [grunts] Narf! [groans]
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Oh, we need to talk about
your fear of intimacy.
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All I asked for was a hug, Brain.
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Brain?
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[clatter]
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[gasps] Oh, look who's
having a little nap. Hm!
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Okay, what would Brain
tell me to do in this situation?
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[sizzling]
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♪
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- Pinky? What happened?
[chewing, humming]
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- Mm? Oh! You're awake. [gulps]
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Well, first, I went to buy a hot dog,
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but then I found this
one in the trash. Ah...
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[chewing]
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[vomiting]
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But I still had the diamond
burning a hole in my pocket,
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so I decided to get
a soft pretzel instead.
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- Oh! Soft pretzels!
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I love how soft they are!
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- Exactly. But,
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the pretzel vendor is cash only,
so I came here to get money.
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- Brilliant, Pinky!
We can trade the diamond in for a pen.
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And with that pen, we can write
a letter to Santa Claus,
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and he can help us open
a checking account!
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- But, it will need to be
a joint checking account, right?
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[maniacal laughter]
[laughter]
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- Oh no.
My brain sticks are getting floppy.
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[grunts] I mean, my neurological pathways
are being overtaken by yours.
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I have to regain control!
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[grunts]
- Oh!
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BRAIN:
Whoa! [grunts]
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♪
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[gasps]
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Hey, that's my stolen diamond! [grunts]
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[straining]
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[struggling]
- Ow!
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- Quickly, Pinky.
If we have any hope of separating,
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you must follow that man!
- That man!
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- No, Pinky!
[Pinky groaning]
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♪
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[grunts]
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- Oh boy.
I can't believe I got a whole genuine
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Warren G. Harding $40 bill
for that diamond.
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- [panting] Brain?
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♪
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Zort! There it is!
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[twang]
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- Focus, Pinky. The diamond is over there.
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- Ooh!
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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- I think so, Pinky, but can
a relationship with a puppet ever be...
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BOTH:
No strings attached?
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[both laugh]
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[banging]
[laughter continues]
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- Listen carefully, Pinky,
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before my mid-frontal cortex
turns to pudding.
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BOTH:
Ooh! Pudding!
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- [shaking] No! No!
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We must construct
a teleporter to take us back through
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the same hole in spacetime
we traveled through before.
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Crack open that thing over
there that's all glowed up.
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- You mean this neon sign?
- Uh, yes.
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Yes, right. That thing.
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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[screaming]
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♪
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Excellent. Now, we need tungsten
from those Faulex watches.
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- Oh! To do the thing
with the things?
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- Exactly!
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[grunts]
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[whirring, zap]
Finally!
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We need something resembling
a reflector dish to...
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you know, reflect it.
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- Oh! How about this!
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- Egad, perfect!
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Turn the plate so the beam
boinks until it blunks!
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- Huh?
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[both screaming]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
[zap]
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- Just one last thing.
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[as Pinky]:
Ooh! A shiny!
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- You know, Brain, for the first time,
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I feel like we truly
understand each other.
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- [normal accent]:
Right back at you, Plompers!
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[zap, whirring]
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♪
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- Ah!
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- Now, jump!
[both yelling]
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[zapping]
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[grunting]
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We did it. Our consciousnesses
have been uncoupled,
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and our physical forms appear unscathed.
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- Are you still pondering
what I'm pondering?
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- Thankfully no.
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Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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- Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
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- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[Gary screaming]
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