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♪ tech music playing ♪
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[music abruptly ends]
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[hissing]
[crowd cheering]
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[applause]
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‐ As we all know,
attention spans have never been shorter.
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‐ Look! Foot clothes!
‐ Exactly.
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As you can see,
the human brain used to be able
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to do things and remember stuff.
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But those days are finally over.
[slide whistling, crash]
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‐ And that's why we've created
a revolutionary new app.
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Bloopf!
♪ upbeat techno music playing ♪
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Twelve‐second videos?
[scoffs] Too long.
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Six‐second videos? Who has the time?
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‐ Bloopf creates content
at the speed you need.
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One‐tenth of a second.
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‐ Let's watch the top 10
trending videos on Bloopf.
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[rapid noises]
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[crowd cheering]
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‐ Sure hope you liked those!
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Half of them were ads.
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‐ If you'd like to join
in the conversation
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that's changing the world,
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just download the‐‐
[beep]
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Oh. I'm being told that
Bloopf is now obsolete,
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and we've been acquired by Spooder.
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‐ Spooder is an app that delivers content
with a burst of blinding light
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and sounds that only dogs can hear.
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[beep]
[barking]
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‐ He's an influencer now.
‐ I thought he was a Shih Tzu.
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‐ Good night, everybody!
[crowd cheering]
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♪ techno music plays ♪
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♪
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