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[hissing] [crowd cheering]

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‐ As we all know, attention spans have never been shorter.

‐ Look! Foot clothes! ‐ Exactly.

As you can see, the human brain used to be able

to do things and remember stuff.

But those days are finally over. [slide whistling, crash]

‐ And that's why we've created a revolutionary new app.

Bloopf! ♪ upbeat techno music playing ♪

Twelve‐second videos? [scoffs] Too long.

Six‐second videos? Who has the time?

‐ Bloopf creates content at the speed you need.

One‐tenth of a second.

‐ Let's watch the top 10 trending videos on Bloopf.

[rapid noises]

[crowd cheering]

‐ Sure hope you liked those!

Half of them were ads.

‐ If you'd like to join in the conversation

that's changing the world,

just download the‐‐ [beep]

Oh. I'm being told that Bloopf is now obsolete,

and we've been acquired by Spooder.

‐ Spooder is an app that delivers content with a burst of blinding light

and sounds that only dogs can hear.

[beep] [barking]

‐ He's an influencer now. ‐ I thought he was a Shih Tzu.

‐ Good night, everybody! [crowd cheering]

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