Original subtitles

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most gorgeous girl of all?

[IN UNISON] Hello, nurse.

[GROWLS]

[BABIES BABBLING]

[MONITOR BEEPING]

[EKG FLATLINING]

[LAUGHS]

[SINGING] She's the woman of the year

Independent, a career

There's not a thing that she couldn't do

Oh, she's alert

She's aware

She's got legs like Astaire

And a hundred fifty-seven IQ

She has several PhDs

Speaks fluent Japanese

And the shoes will always match With her purse

Whatever street she's walking down

Everybody turns around and says

[IN UNISON] Hello, Nurse.

She likes cheese and pepperoni

Won a Pulitzer and a Tony

She played the leading role in King Lear

She never drinks, she never smokes

She never laughs at dirty jokes

She was ambassador to China last year

Oh, she's politically correct

She'd never call collect

She plays Chopin And she doesn't rehearse

And when she's walking by 1 give a little sigh and shout

[IN UNISON] Hello, Nurse.

She gets her math equations right

She reads Tolstoy every night

She won the Nobel Prize in Physics It's true

She drives a shiny new Corvette

Sings opera at the Met

And volunteers her time at the zoo

Oh, she won a scholarship to Yale

Got a Fulbright in the mail

And took a two-year Junior college degree

She's manna sent from heaven

Too bad, I'm only 7

Because, Hello, Nurse

I wish you'd take care of me

BOTH: If she's not everything that we've said, then may lightening strike us dead.

[IN UNISON] Hello, Nurse.