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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the most gorgeous girl of all?
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[IN UNISON]
Hello, nurse.
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[GROWLS]
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[BABIES BABBLING]
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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[EKG FLATLINING]
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[LAUGHS]
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[SINGING]
She's the woman of the year
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Independent, a career
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There's not a thing that she couldn't do
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Oh, she's alert
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She's aware
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She's got legs like Astaire
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And a hundred fifty-seven IQ
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She has several PhDs
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Speaks fluent Japanese
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And the shoes will always match
With her purse
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Whatever street she's walking down
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Everybody turns around and says
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[IN UNISON]
Hello, Nurse.
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She likes cheese and pepperoni
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Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
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She played the leading role in King Lear
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She never drinks, she never smokes
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She never laughs at dirty jokes
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She was ambassador to China last year
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Oh, she's politically correct
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She'd never call collect
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She plays Chopin
And she doesn't rehearse
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And when she's walking by
1 give a little sigh and shout
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[IN UNISON]
Hello, Nurse.
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She gets her math equations right
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She reads Tolstoy every night
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She won the Nobel Prize in Physics
It's true
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She drives a shiny new Corvette
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Sings opera at the Met
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And volunteers her time at the zoo
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Oh, she won a scholarship to Yale
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Got a Fulbright in the mail
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And took a two-year
Junior college degree
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She's manna sent from heaven
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Too bad, I'm only 7
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Because, Hello, Nurse
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I wish you'd take care of me
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BOTH: If she's not everything that we've said,
then may lightening strike us dead.
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[IN UNISON]
Hello, Nurse.
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