Original subtitles

ALL [SINGING]: It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse

We're Animaniacs

-Come join the Warner brothers -And the Warner sister, Dot

Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot

They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks

Wakko packs away the snacks We pay tons of income tax

We're Animaniacs

[BELL RINGS]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Aah!

Aah!

WARNERS [SINGING]: Meet Pinky and the Brain Who want to rule the universe

Goodfeathers flock together Slappy whacks them with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse

The writers flipped, we have no script Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs

We have pay-or-play contracts

We're zany to the max There's bologna in our slacks

We're Animan-y

Totally insane-y

Pinky and the Brain-y

Animaniacs

Those are the facts

[HONKING HORN]

[SIGHS]

Be down in a minute.

-Mm. WARNERS: Hello.

[YELPS]

Hello.

Sorry we're late, Scratchy.

We were up all night talking to Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

The leader of the United Nations?

No, that's the name of our pet sea monkey.

Some coincidence, huh?

I see. Heh, heh.

[HONKING HORN]

[PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]

[GRUNTS]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

Wakko, would you mind stopping with that terrible noise?

It's not noise.

I'm writing a song.

A song?

No, no, no. That's not a song.

It's just two notes.

It's just a squeezy and a pully.

[IMITATES ACCORDION SOUND]

That doesn't make a song.

Sure it does.

Listen. Yakko?

[RHYTHMIC BOUNCING]

[PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]

I'm not hearing a song.

I'm hearing noise.

No, no, two noises.

Stoppenzie.

A song has many notes.

Says who?

Says the, uh, song president.

The big president of songs.

Oh, him.

Yeah-- Okay, I'm just saying that it's not a song.

Give it a chance.

This will help.

[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]

But what is that? A polka?

A polka. Good idea.

Yeah, well, okay, maybe that's a polka.

Well, it's not just a polka.

[MUSIC CHANGES TO COUNTRY]

Yee-ha. Ha-ha.

[MUSIC CHANGES TO ROCK]

I'm starting to like it.

Yeah.

[MUSIC CHANGES TO JAZZ]

Wow, cats, I'm digging this big time.

[MUSIC CHANGES TO CLASSICAL]

[CRIES]

[HUMMING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[SINGING] La la la, la la la la

La la la, la la la la La la la, la la la la

La la la la la La

La la la, la la la la La la la, la la la la

La la la la la La la la, la la la la

La, la

Whoo. That's a good song.

Told you.

WARNERS [SINGING]: La la la, la la la la

La la la, la la la la La la la, la la la la

La, la

[HORN HONKING]

[HONKING CONTINUES]

[YELLS]

Dr. Scratchansniff, will you stop making that terrible noise?

It's not noise.

I'm writing a song.

Poor guy finally snapped his noodle.

[RESUMES HONKING THEN HUMS]