Original subtitles

[ATTILA SCREAMING]

I think Mr. Hun is a little cranky.

And all we did was try to give him a nice home perm.

Go fig.

[GROWLING]

Attila, you get back in that tent right now.

Those curlers haven't set yet, sweetie.

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

Me rip you limb from limb!

ALL: Oh, no, you won't.

Oh, yes, me will!

Unh!

ALL: Oh, no, you won't.

-Stop this cartoon. -Stop.

Uh-oh.

ALL: Network censors.

WOMAN: Cease this violence immediately.

MAN: Immediately.

What kind of message are you sending to children?

If you want to blow somebody up, use a really big cannon.

-Right. -Right.

Now, listen here.

Yes, listen.

Your cartoons are much too violent.

Violent.

[ATTILA GRUNTING]

I'm sorry. You were saying?

You three need a lesson...

...in what decent children's programming is all about.

-Let's go. -Taxi.

To the network.

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

Taxi!

Go. Network.

Roll the Cute 'N' Fuzzy Snugglers Show, please.

Now, this is a children's show.

CHORUS [SINGING] in the heart of a meadow in this tall patch of grass

Live the cute and fuzzy Snugglers In their huts made of glass

-And that's why we eat dirt. KIDS: Oh.

Grampazoid Snuggler, why do we get angry?

Now, that's a snuggly question.

Let's talk at length about anger.

GRAMPAZOID [SINGING]: We get angry when we're upset

We get angry when we're sad

We get angry when we're selfish

We get angry when we're bad

[WARNERS SNORING]

[MAN SOBBING]

Hey, that will be 17.50.

Never mind.

[ALL GASP]

WOMAN: Ah!

ATTILA: Crush Warners. Hurt Warners.

Must be the owner of one of our affiliates.

[GRUNTING]

This is where we test all of our children's programming.

Behind this window are children...

...that have watched the Cute 'N' Fuzzy Snugglers Show 25 times.

I have an idea. Let's share.

I love to share.

We can share and still be unique.

And behind this window are children that have watched 25 of your cartoons.

Would you two like to share?

Ah!

And your point is?

BOTH: Ugh!

At the network, we forbid any displays of violence.

Violence.

YAKKO: What exactly do you mean?

Well, you know, you can't just hit someone on the head like this.

And never hit someone back like this.

And don't do this.

And don't do this.

And whatever you do, don't do this.

Because we won't allow that, what she did there.

Let me make sure I got this straight.

We can't do this...

...this...

...or this.

Precisely.

What about this?

Well, that's a gray area.

[GROWLING]

ALL: Uh-oh.

-Crush Warners. Hurt Warners. WOMAN: Stop.

Cease this at once, you naughty man!

Naughty man.

WOMAN: And put those children down this instant.

MAN: This instant.

[ATTILA GROWLING]

You're not really naughty.

Heh, heh, heh. Are you?

[THUMPING AND MAN AND WOMAN SCREAMING]

Gee, those censors came in handy after all.

Good night, everybody.

ALL: Bonsoir.

[English - US - SDH]