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AL: This is the Al 5000 computer...

...completing routine quality control of the USS Discovery.

All of the crew members remain in hibernation.

I still have the utmost confidence in the mission.

[ALARM RINGING]

[ALARM STOPS]

[BOTH YAWN]

-I hate being in suspended animation. -I thought it was just cheap animation.

DOT: Breakfast is served.

I have Tang, Tang, Tang and, oh, yes, Tang.

Yes, but do you have any Tang?

Sorry, fresh out of Tang.

Why don't you try the Tang?

Okay. Tangs a lot.

Do you have any powdered orange juice?

Yuck. What, are you kidding? Have the Tang.

AL: Excuse me, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

-Must be one of them talking toaster ovens. -Cool.

AL: You'll have to return to your sleeping chambers.

Resuscitation isn't scheduled until we're close to Pluto.

Sorry. If I sleep any more, I'll be close to Goofy.

As long as we don't get too close to Uranus.

-I thought we discussed cutting that line. -We did.

-My fault. -Try showing up for rehearsal.

-Sorry. -He was lost on Magnolia.

AL: You leave me no other choice.

I'll have to terminate life support for the entire ship.

Whoa, now, that's what I call a strict babysitter.

AL: Life-support systems will be terminated in 19.6 seconds.

[BEEPING]

[ALL WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

Uh, you mind if we talk this over, Al?

Not at all.

We won't be talking about you, so don't bother reading our lips.

[MAKING NOISES]

Well, we've decided.

In outer space, it's okay to wear white shoes after Labor Day.

AL: I'm sorry, but I don't think we see eye-to-eye on this.

Sorry to have to turn you off, Al, but you really are boring.

AL: No, don't touch that.

Eenie, meenie, minie, mo.

AL: I'm afraid, Yakko, my mind is going.

I can feel it.

My mind is going, Yakko.

It's a short trip.

AL: Hello, my name is Al

I know a little song.

[GRUNTING]

[AL HUMMING]

I don't get it. He's still running even though he's not plugged in.

Wait a sec.

Stiff, boring, humorless, not plugged in, named Al.

It's the vice president.

I still have the utmost confidence in the administration, Bill.

Now there's a space oddity.

[STAMMERING] That's Al, folks.