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MOM: Oh, Katie. Katie, darling.

Katie, It's after 7. Don't be late for school.

KATIE: Good morning, wonderful family.

[GASPS]

What?

[SINGSONGY] I see Katie's belly button.

I see Katie's belly button.

Mom, tell him to stop.

Darling, you can't go to school dressed like that.

Mom, this is in style.

Maybe that's the style at school, but that's definitely not the style in this family.

Everybody dresses this way.

[SINGSONGY] Belly button, belly button. I see Katie's belly button.

Stay out of it, dear sweet little brother.

I gotta go. Running late. Kiss. Bye-bye.

Have fun at kindergarten there, Tinker.

Hey, pumpkin, nice belly button.

Ugh!

You always take her side!

Whoa, what did I say?

Uh-oh. Here we go again.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

MOM: Hit the dirt! DAD: Hit the dirt!

Ah!

[GROWLING]

Sound the alert, sound the alert!

Mayday, mayday!

I'm not changing my clothes.

I'm not changing my clothes.

I'm not changing my clothes!

[EXPLOSION]

[GROWLING]

Look, our daughter, the fashion plate.

[EXPLOSION]

You're making fun of me!

[ROARING]

Katie, darling, be sensible.

All we want is for you to look your best.

Sensible? How can I be sensible?

I'm a teenager!

[ROARING]

I'll wear what I wanna!

I'll wear what I wanna!

I'll wear what I wanna!

The coast is clear.

Thank goodness.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

It's kind of chilly out today.

Heh, heh, heh. Bye.

Yeah, bye-bye, cupcake.

Do they have military academies for girls?

CHORUS [SINGING]: Her family knows that anytime soon

Their little lady, Katie, goes kaboom