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[SNORING]
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Huh? Huh?
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Huh?
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[GROWLS]
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[ALL GIBBERING]
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Eeh!
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Eeh!
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Heh, heh, heh. Hiya, boys and girls.
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[ALL SHRIEKING AND GIBBERING]
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[ALL SIGHS]
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Now, if I could just figure out
how to set the clock.
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ALL [SINGING]
It's time for Animaniacs
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And we're zany to the max
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So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
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We're Animaniacs
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-Come join the Warner brothers
-And the Warner sister, Dot
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Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot
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They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
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But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot
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We're Animaniacs
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Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
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Wakko packs away the snacks
We pay tons of income tax
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We're Animaniacs
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Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff
Say hi to Hello, Nurse
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Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse
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Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
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The writers flipped, we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
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We're Animaniacs
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We have pay-or-play contracts
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We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks
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We're Animan-y
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Totally insane-y
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Bowling lane-y
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Animaniacs
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Those are the facts
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ALL [SINGING]: The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world
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Our next cartoon
Features Slappy the Squirrel
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Enough with the singing already.
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That's Slappy
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I'd like to say how very happy I am
to be here.
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I'd also like to be stuck on a deserted island
with Morey Amsterdam, but I'm not.
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I didn't ask for this job.
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In fact, I'm missing a Ricki Lake episode
for you people.
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I'm talking sacrifice here.
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Actually, I'm doing it for my nephew,
Skippy.
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You're the greatest, Aunt Slappy.
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Coaching does have its small rewards.
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I want you to march onto that field
and beat those bozos into a quiche lorraine.
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SKIPPY: All right.
KID: Let's go.
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Now, go out there
and do whatever it is you do in soccer.
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With luck, I'll still get home in time
to watch Geraldo.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Watch this, Aunt Slappy.
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[CRYING]
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I haven't seen an opening this bad
since Henny Youngman played the Poconos.
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There, there, Skippy.
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Why don't you take a load off
on the sidelines.
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You can't take me out of the game,
Aunt Slappy. I wanna play. I wanna play.
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I gotta hand it to him.
The kid's got chutzpah.
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What's chutzpah?
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Something you don't wanna cough up.
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Now, go and play over there,
out of the line of fire.
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Thanks, coach.
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Pass it to me. Pass it to me. Pass it t--
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[CRYING]
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I think we're looking
at early retirement here.
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Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
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Time for a little sit down, Skippy.
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Don't bench me, Aunt Slappy, please.
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[WHIMPERING]
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Well, all right, but for crying out loud,
keep your head down.
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Right, coach.
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I stole it, Aunt Slappy.
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I stole the ball.
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Attaboy, Skippy. That's it.
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You got it, kid, you got it.
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[THUMP]
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[SKIPPY CRYING]
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He got it.
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Which way did he go, George?
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Which way did he go?
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Maybe you should consider badminton.
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I hear it's very exciting
once your medication kicks in.
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But soccer's the bestest game
in the whole entire universe.
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Even George Foreman needs a break
between beatings.
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Come on, Skippy, there's a spot
on the bench with your name on it.
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But we're close to the goal, Aunt Slappy.
I just gotta play. I just gotta.
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Well, if you just gotta.
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-Where's the ball?
-Over there.
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Great. You go over there.
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No, I wanna play.
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[THUMP AND SKIPPY GRUNTS]
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[SKIPPY CRYING]
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I haven't seen anyone get hit in the kisser
this much since Milton Berle.
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Hiya, George.
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Don't sweat it, Skippy.
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I got just the spot
that will make you a star.
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ANNOUNCER:
What a game.
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With only 30 seconds left,
the underdog U.S. leads 1 to nothing...
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...in the World Cup final.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Brazil has the ball
and is charging down the field.
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Dunga to Romario. Romario breaks loose.
Babbitto is wide-open. Romario to Babbitto.
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Oh, these are the best shooters
in the game, folks.
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Babbitto shoots,
straight at the new American goalkeeper.
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Can he save it?
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[CRYING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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No goal.
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No goal!
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It's a good thing you've done, George.
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A real good thing.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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ANNOUNCER:
That's it. Game, ladies and gentlemen.
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The U.S. wins the World Cup.
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An unbelievable victory.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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That's my nephew,
always using his head.
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Now, I smell endorsements.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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CHORUS [SINGING]:
She's Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom
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She lives in a house
With a garden in bloom
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Her family knows that anytime soon
Their little lady, Katie, goes kaboom
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