Original subtitles

[LIVELY RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING]

WARNERS [SINGING]: The censors all protest

'Cause she's practically undressed

-The cartoon vamp -She's a tramp

YAKKO & WAKKO: Hello, Googi

ALL [SINGING]: The city is a happy place

'Cause everything has a face

You can always find a parking space

ALL: But beware the Big Bad Wolf

[HIPPO & RABBIT SCREAM]

Ptooey.

Ptooey.

Ptooey.

-How's that for an entrance? -Lovely.

I've always wanted to be regurgitated into a cartoon.

Me too.

DOT: Ew. Creepy.

Everything's alive.

Faboo.

Yeah, we'd better get with the program.

Ahh, I'm exhausted.

I know just how you feel.

Aah! That's weird.

Calm down, Wakko.

[WAKKO WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]

Mm-hm. Why didn't you take care of that before the cartoon started?

I did, but this place is scaring the you-know-what's right out of me.

You don't need to go to the potty.

Yes, I do.

Nah. In these cartoons, the potty comes to you.

I'm on my way to Flushing.

I know just how he feels.

[DOGS BARKING]

[WARNERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

This is gonna be the most frightening six minutes of our lives.

I know just how you feel.

Hey, my nose is running.

Prepare to wipe.

Now, Googi...

[SINGING] Take that basket to Grandma's house

Grandma's house, Grandma's house

Take that basket to Grandma's house

But watch out for the wolf

Don't worry, Mama.

I won't let anyone lay a hand on me.

[GROWLS]

There it goes.

Ooh. A great big cherry.

YAKKO & WAKKO: Hello, Googi.

I could've had sisters, but no.

Have you seen my nose?

Oh, you mean the cherry?

-It's right in here. -Wait a minute.

I'm Will Hays, the Motion Picture Code censor...

...and I've got my eye on you.

And I've got my nose on you.

Hello, censor. Mwah.

BOTH: Girls, go fig.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

No! Stop! Stop!

We want no kissing in these cartoons...

...and entirely no lewd behavior and attire.

Like that outfit, for instance.

-Take it off this instant. -Oh.

Good night, everybody.

No, I mean, it's too skimpy, too suggestive.

Hey. Leave her alone, censor man.

She's the girl with the googily-goop. Whatever that means.

[SINGING] The way she kisses is uncanny

She ain't nothing like your granny

She's the girl the censors want to ban-y

[SINGING] Call me Googi, googily-goop

[SINGING] Watch her do her flapper dancing

Her look is totally entrancing

[SINGING] In cartoons, there's no romancing

Just call me Googi, googily-goop Ooh

-Heidi, Heidi, Heidi Fleiss CHORUS: Heidi, Heidi, Heidi Fleiss

-Hedy, Hedy Lamarr BUILDINGS: Hedy, Hedy Lamarr

Yehudi-hudi Menuhin

COATS: Yehudi-hudi Menuhin -Hey.

-Yo-Yo Ma BUILDINGS: Yo-Yo Ma

[GROANS]

[GROWLS]

Ooh.

Looks like he was the Big Bad Wolf all along.

Yeah, a wolf in cheap clothing.

[ROARS]

P-yew. And what bad breath you have.

Hey, I forgot to gargle this morning.

[GOOGI SCREAMS]

[ALL SCREAM]

What do we do now?

I guess we're supposed to rescue Googi.

-What happens if we don't? -This cartoon will never end.

Let's rescue her, quickly.

[GOOGI WHIMPERING]

WAKKO: Ooh.

DOT: Gee, that's swell.

Don't mention it.

[WOLF GROWLS]

GOOGI: Ooh.

I can't watch.

And I wanted a ham sandwich.

[ELEPHANT SCREAMS & WOLF GROWLS]

[GASPS]

That was spaghetti and coffee. Fifty-five cents. You want pie with that?

-Pie? -You heard him.

CROWD: Coming up.

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

Oh, my goodness.

GOOGI: Grandma.

I brought you a present.

And here's one for you too, Dot.

[SINGING] Never seen a dress so purty

[SINGING] Cartoon girls are much too flirty

[SINGING] What do you want? It's 1930

[SINGING] Call me Googi

ALL: Googily-goop

[GOOGI GIGGLES]

Personally, I prefer living in the water tower.

[SPLASHES]

Okay, so this is true.

Randy Beaman's dad, Mr. Beaman, who is smart...

...said to eat lots of carrots to get to see really good in the dark.

And so Randy Beaman ate carrots all the time...

...and he turned orange.

Okay, bye.