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ALL [SINGING]:
It's time for Animaniacs
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And we're zany to the max
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So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
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We're Animaniacs
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-Come join the Warner brothers
-And the Warner sister, Dot
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WARNERS: Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot
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They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
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But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot
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We're Animaniacs
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Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
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Wakko packs away the snacks
We pay tons of income tax
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We're Animaniacs
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Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff
Say hi to Hello, Nurse
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Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse
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Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
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The writers flipped, we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
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ALL:
We're Animaniacs
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We have pay-or-play contracts
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We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks
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We're Animan-y
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Totally insane-y
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Hunchback of Notre Dame-y
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ALL:
Animaniacs
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Those are the facts
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[RINGS]
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Backstage.
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[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PHONE]
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Sorry, Mr. Webby's busy rehearsing.
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No, he cannot be disturbed.
Tonight's opening night.
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[GRUNTS]
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ALL [SINGING]
We're Cats of Phantom Boulevard
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Oh, wow
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Now singing, now dancing
Now ticket sales advancing
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We're the Cats of Phantom Boulevard
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ALL:
Fat Cats of Phantom Boulevard
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Yow
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Great. Fabulous. Splendid singing.
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Except...
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Except what?
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This note and this note.
And this note and this note and this note!
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Your singing stinks!
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You can't talk to me like that!
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I'm a star! I quit!
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Quit?
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Nobody quits
an Andy Lloud Webby musical.
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I'm an institution!
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I'm a legend!
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-Ten minutes to curtain, Mr. Webby.
-I'm a dead man.
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I need a new leading lady
or my reputation is ruined.
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I know.
I'll pick someone out of the chorus line.
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A new protégé. But who?
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[GIRLS CHATTERING]
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How about that girl?
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You will be my greatest leading lady.
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You're so vulnerable.
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So dynamic.
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So, so...
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Very, very cute?
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Yes. Well, the show will go on.
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-Three minutes to curtain, Mr. Webby.
-Three minutes?
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Now, listen, darling.
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You may walk onto that stage
a shy little girl...
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...but tonight, a star will be born!
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Ooh. I'll boil water.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING
DRAMATIC SHOW TUNE]
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Hello, boy nurses.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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Places, people, places.
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It's showtime.
And as we theater folks say...
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..-.break a leg.
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[ACTORS GRUNT]
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-Close enough.
-Oh, no. Now what will I do?
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Who will play those parts?
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How about that boy?
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-Stop it!
-The curtain's rising.
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What will I do?
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WARNERS:
Just leave everything to us.
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[SINGING]
I came in here and took a seat
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He says don't eat candy that is sweet
I said to him my heart is breaking
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I chewed some gum and that's the truth
It pulled the filling from a tooth
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And now [ feel my back teeth aching
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Dental Avenue, painful avenue
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Root canal is only the beginning
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Toothless avenue, ruthless avenue
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And only my dentist will be grinning
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What? That's not in the script.
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[SINGING]
Snoring, boring, the play is confusing
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Lay back, way back
Soon I will be snoozing
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-Think I need a break
ALL: Zzz.
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YAKKO:
'Cause this feeling I can't shake
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And I'll have to go
And take a nap instead
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[ALL SNORING]
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Well, my job here is done.
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What? Next scene!
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Now!
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[SINGING] Shack time
Gotta nosh in the midnight
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The time is right for a light bite
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Gotta eat something tonight
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A cookie, a sandwich
A cruller or Limburger cheese
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No more fish balls if you please
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[BURPS]
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Now's the time to dine
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No! Just do it the way I wrote it!
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Dough, some cash, a wad of cash
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Ray, a guy who fixes cars
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Me, the one who takes out the trash
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ALL:
Far, the distance to the stars
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So, a word that goes with well
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LA, a city where we dwell
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Tea, with honey it tastes swell
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YAKKO & WAKKO: And that bring us back to
-Dough
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No! That's not even my song!
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You terrible children!
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You're ruining my play!
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ALL:
Don't shout at us, Mr. Webby
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Because your show's a floppo
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When your plays stink
You blame the actors
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You know what we think
There are other factors
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Like the playwright needs to rewrite
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And the libretto needs a stiletto
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And the entire book needs a new cook
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If you composed it
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Then you dispose it
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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What? Do you hear that?
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They liked it.
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They like me!
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[GRUNTS]
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Now, Dot's entertainment.
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Dot's all, folks.
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NARRATOR:
In 1931, the Warner Bros. cartoon studio...
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...was short on cash,
so for a sizable fee...
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...they agreed to loan out Yakko, Wakko
and Dot Warner to the competition:
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The Fleichman cartoon studios
in New York.
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There, the Warner brothers costarred
with the immortal Googi Goop...
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...in the cartoon entitled
Little Red Riding Goop.
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This long-lost film was recently rediscovered
under a crate of toupees...
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...in the garage
of Frank Sinatra's Palm Springs home.
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These kids, Yakky, Wakky and the Dotto,
now, they were very hip.
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I dug them, and I still do dig them.
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And as for Googi, well, what can I say?
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She dated Bimbo,
who's a dog for pity's sake...
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...and that's why she's a groove, baby.
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NARRATOR:
And now, for the first time in over six decades...
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...the Warners and Googi Goop in
Little Red Riding Goop.
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