Original subtitles

ALL [SINGING]: It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse

We're Animaniacs

-Come join the Warner brothers -And the Warner sister, Dot

WARNERS: Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot

They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks

Wakko packs away the snacks We pay tons of income tax

We're Animaniacs

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff Say hi to Hello, Nurse

Goodfeathers flock together Slappy whacks them with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse

The writers flipped, we have no script Why bother to rehearse?

ALL: We're Animaniacs

We have pay-or-play contracts

We're zany to the max There's bologna in our slacks

We're Animan-y

Totally insane-y

Presidential campaign-y

ALL: Animaniacs

Those are the facts

[CHIRPING]

Pipe down, will you? I'm trying to get some sleep here, you stupid bird.

[COOS]

Mama? Mama?

Mommy.

Mama.

No, not Mama. Mama?

Mama. No, not Mama.

Confounded early birds. They ought to be muzzled.

Mama? Mama?

[GASPS]

Mommy!

[SLAPPY GRUNTS]

Not even close, buster. Hit the road.

Mommy!

You got the wrong species, kid, so go take a powder, will you?

Mommy!

Monotonous yet repetitive.

[SLAPPY GRUNTING]

Let me put it this way.

Get out of my face!

[YELLS]

Sheesh. Kids today just don't know when to quit.

[SIGHS]

That's my mommy.

Mama?

Confounded birds should fly south and stay there, for crying out loud.

Mommy!

Now for some nuts.

Huh?

What gives here?

Hi, Mommy.

I am not your mommy.

Now, buzz off!

Oh.

[SIGHS]

Mama.

-Get out of there. -Mommy.

-I said stop it. -Mommy.

-Now, cut that out. -Mommy.

This kid's becoming a real pain in the-- Well, you know.

Get out and stay out!

Hello, big brother.

Hello, little bird.

Ow. Cockamamy nutcracker. What's with this thing?

SKIPPY: Aunt Slappy? -What?

Could you tell me why there's a bird living on my head?

A bird? I thought that was a new yarmulke.

Errh. Wrong. It's definitely a bird.

Never seen him before in my life.

Mommy.

He's all yours, Mommy.

-Knock it off. -Mommy.

-Enough already! -Mommy.

-Cut that out! -Mommy.

What is with this guy?

According to the book...

...the mother bird keeps the baby birds warm in the nest by sitting on them.

CHICK: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.

Do you want me to return him to his nest, Aunt Slappy?

No, Skippy. I'm actually starting to enjoy it.

Good night, everybody.

[CHICK PEEPING]

-Uh-oh. Now what's wrong? -I think he's hungry.

Well, what do I feed him?

According to the book, a mother bird takes a worm, chews it up...

...swallows it, then regurgitates it into the open mouth of the baby.

Ew.

I couldn't agree more.

How about a nut instead?

Eggy, eggy, eggy.

Hello, little brother.

Hello, little sister.

Nah, not an eggy. It's a nut.

And you could eat it too if I could just crack it open.

Eggy-eggy, nut.

Uh-oh. Eggy broke.

Yeah, that's the idea.

Eggy-eggy broke.

Eggy-eggy broke.

Eggy-eggy broke.

You know what? This kid may work out after all.

[SIGHS]

Mama.

NARRATOR: And so the Little Blue Bird found a new home...

...and a new mother with Slappy Squirrel...

...and they all lived happily ever after.

[CHIRPING]

Hey, pipe down, will you?

I'm trying to get some sleep here, you stupid bird.

That's my kid who said that.