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No, no, no. This is not funny.
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Listen, when I pay top dollar
to the funniest gagmen in Hollywood...
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...to poop up a script, I want results!
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I thought you wanted tuna salad.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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-Oh, that's so very clever.
-I gotta remember that. I'm writing it down.
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Heh. Very clever, Sheggy. Okay, listen up.
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I am bringing in the script doctor
to fix this thing, Larry Gelboo.
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[WRITERS GASP]
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How did you get him?
I hear he completely salvaged Casper.
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Yeah, I hear he wrote
all of Tom Hanks' ad-libs.
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I hear he's a giant chicken.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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He's here.
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Hey, hey, Larry.
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WRITER 1: Hi.
WRITER 2: Hi, Mr. Gelboo.
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Hi. Okay, gang, so here's the setup:
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Fred jumps in the car, okay.
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A big boulder falls on him and he says...
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"Let's rock 'n' roll"?
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"The boulder and the beautiful.”
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[GROANS]
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Mr. Gelboo?
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[CLUCKS]
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[WRITERS LAUGHING]
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-Hey, I like it.
-Oh, no.
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Oh, that's great.
Larry, I love you, man. It's in.
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Okay. Next one:
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Fred goes to the driving range, ha, ha...
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...and the golf club in his hand
is actually a stork, who says...
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Uh, "It's a living"?
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That's been done.
How about, uh, "It's my job"?
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Oh, please.
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Larry? Anything?
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[CLUCKS]
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[WRITERS LAUGHING]
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WRITER 3: Hey, now you're talking.
WRITER 4: Whoa. Yes. Yes.
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Okay, okay, we are on a roll!
I love my job!
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Okay, last one. We get this gag
and the script is final, all right?
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Now, Fred is standing on this rock,
which moves.
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Turns out it's a big dinosaur head.
So Fred says...
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[CLUCKING]
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-I don't get it.
-You didn't say it right.
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Larry?
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[CLUCKING]
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ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
WRITER 4: Yes. Yes. Larry. Larry. Whoo!
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Slam dunk, buddy. That is it. We are done.
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This thing is final. Ho-ho. Whoo!
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WRITER 3: Yeah, it's been a lot of fun.
-Ah, okay, let's do some lunch.
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Okay.
We've got chicken salad sandwiches...
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...Thai chicken satay,
Santa Fe chicken fingerlings...
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...chicken burritos,
Caesar with barbecued chicken...
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...and finally, chicken livers.
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Pounded with, like,
this big spiked mallet...
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...then skewered and seared
on a burning-hot pan with lemon.
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[CLUCKING]
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-Mr. Gelboo, what's wrong?
-What gives with him? What--?
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[ALL MURMURING]
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[CONTINUES CLUCKING]
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He is a chicken.
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WRITER 1:
Oh, get him out of here. Who needs this?
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Come on. Out.
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He's jumbo-sized
And he wears a disguise
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But he's not a man
He is Chicken Boo
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[ALL SCREAM]
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ALL:
Rush Limbaugh is on your sofa!
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Just kidding.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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[English - US - SDH]
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