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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner
Sister, Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Here's the flame-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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♪ Hi, ho, do you know ♪
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♪ The names of
The U.S. residents ♪
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♪ Who then became
The presidents ♪
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♪ And got a view
From the White House loo ♪
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♪ Of Pennsylvania Avenue ♪
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[FLUSHES]
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♪ George Washington
Was the first you see ♪
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♪ He once chopped down
A cherry tree ♪
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♪ President number two
Would be ♪
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♪ John Adams and then
Number three ♪
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YAKKO:
♪ Tom Jefferson stayed up To write ♪
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♪ The Declaration Late at night ♪
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♪ So he and his wife Had a great big fight ♪
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♪ And she made him sleep
On the couch all night ♪
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♪ James Madison never had a son
And he fought the War of 1812 ♪
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♪ James Monroe's colossal nose
Was bigger than Pinocchio's ♪
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♪ John Quincy Adams
Was number six ♪
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♪ And it's Andrew Jackson's butt
He kicks ♪
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♪ So Jackson learns
To play politics ♪
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♪ Next time he's the one
That the country picks ♪
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♪ Martin Van Buren
Number eight ♪
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♪ For a one-term shot
As chief of state ♪
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♪ William Harrison
How do you praise? ♪
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♪ That guy was dead
In 30 days ♪
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♪ John Tyler
He liked country folk ♪
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♪ And after him
Came President Polk ♪
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♪ Zachary Taylor
Liked to smoke ♪
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♪ His breath killed friends
Whenever he spoke ♪
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♪ 1850, really nifty
Millard Fillmore's in ♪
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♪ Young and fierce
Was Franklin Pierce ♪
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♪ The man without a chin ♪
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♪ Follows next
A period spannin' ♪
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♪ Four long years
With James Buchanan ♪
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♪ Then the South
Starts shooting cannon ♪
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♪ And we've got a civil war ♪
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♪ A war, a war down south
in Dixie ♪
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[DINGING]
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♪ Up to bat
Comes old Abe Lincoln ♪
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♪ There's a guy who's
Really thinkin' ♪
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♪ Kept the United States
From shrinkin' ♪
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♪ Saved the ship of state
From sinkin' ♪
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♪ Andrew Johnson's next
He had some slight defects ♪
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♪ Congress each
Would impeach ♪
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♪ And so the country
Now elects ♪
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♪ Ulysses Simpson Grant ♪
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♪ Who would scream and rave
And rant ♪
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♪ While drinking whiskey
Although risky ♪
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♪ 'Cause he'd spill it
On his pants ♪
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♪ It's 1877 and the Democrats
Would gloat ♪
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♪ But they're all amazed
When Rutherford Hayes ♪
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♪ Wins just by one vote ♪
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♪ James Garfield someone
Really hated ♪
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♪ 'Cause he was
Assassinated ♪
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♪ Chester Arthur
Gets instated ♪
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♪ Four years later
He was traded ♪
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♪ For Grover Cleveland
Really fat ♪
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♪ Elected twice
As a Democrat ♪
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♪ Then Benjamin Harrison
After that ♪
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♪ It's William McKinley
At the bat ♪
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♪ Teddy Roosevelt charged up
San Juan Hill ♪
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♪ And President Taft
He got the bill ♪
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♪ In 1913 Woodrow Wil...son
Takes us into World War I ♪
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♪ Warren Harding
Next in line ♪
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♪ It's Calvin Coolidge
He does fine ♪
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♪ And then in 1929, the market
crashes, and we find ♪
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♪ It's Herbert Hoover's
Big debut ♪
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♪ He gets the blame
And loses to ♪
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♪ Franklin Roosevelt ♪
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♪ President who helped us win
In World War II ♪
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♪ Harry Truman
Weird little human ♪
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♪ Serves two terms
And when he's done ♪
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♪ It's Eisenhower who's got
The power from '53 to '61 ♪
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♪ John Kennedy
Had Camelot ♪
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♪ Then Lyndon Johnson
Took his spot ♪
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♪ Richard Nixon
He gets caught ♪
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♪ And Gerald Ford
Fell down a lot ♪
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♪ Jimmy Carter
Liked camping trips ♪
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♪ And Ronald Reagan's
Speeches' scripts ♪
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♪ All came from famous
Movie clips ♪
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♪ And President Bush said
"Read my lips" ♪
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♪ Now in Washington, D.C. ♪
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♪ There's Democrats
And the GOP ♪
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♪ But the ones in charge
Are plain to see ♪
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♪ The Clintons
Bill and Hillary ♪
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♪ The next president
To lead the way ♪
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♪ Well, it just might be
Yourself one day ♪
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♪ Then the press will distort
Everything you say ♪
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♪ So jump in your plane
And fly away ♪
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