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ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪

♪ And the Warner Sister, Dot ♪

ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪

♪ And now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Who want to rule The universe ♪

♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪

♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪

♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪

♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪

♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪

♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max ♪

♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪

♪ We're Animan-y ♪

♪ Totally insane-y ♪

♪ Here's the flame-y ♪

♪ Animaniacs ♪

♪ Those are the facts ♪

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♪ Hi, ho, do you know ♪

♪ The names of The U.S. residents ♪

♪ Who then became The presidents ♪

♪ And got a view From the White House loo ♪

♪ Of Pennsylvania Avenue ♪

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♪ George Washington Was the first you see ♪

♪ He once chopped down A cherry tree ♪

♪ President number two Would be ♪

♪ John Adams and then Number three ♪

YAKKO: ♪ Tom Jefferson stayed up To write ♪

♪ The Declaration Late at night ♪

♪ So he and his wife Had a great big fight ♪

♪ And she made him sleep On the couch all night ♪

♪ James Madison never had a son And he fought the War of 1812 ♪

♪ James Monroe's colossal nose Was bigger than Pinocchio's ♪

♪ John Quincy Adams Was number six ♪

♪ And it's Andrew Jackson's butt He kicks ♪

♪ So Jackson learns To play politics ♪

♪ Next time he's the one That the country picks ♪

♪ Martin Van Buren Number eight ♪

♪ For a one-term shot As chief of state ♪

♪ William Harrison How do you praise? ♪

♪ That guy was dead In 30 days ♪

♪ John Tyler He liked country folk ♪

♪ And after him Came President Polk ♪

♪ Zachary Taylor Liked to smoke ♪

♪ His breath killed friends Whenever he spoke ♪

♪ 1850, really nifty Millard Fillmore's in ♪

♪ Young and fierce Was Franklin Pierce ♪

♪ The man without a chin ♪

♪ Follows next A period spannin' ♪

♪ Four long years With James Buchanan ♪

♪ Then the South Starts shooting cannon ♪

♪ And we've got a civil war ♪

ALL: ♪ A war, a war down south in Dixie ♪

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♪ Up to bat Comes old Abe Lincoln ♪

♪ There's a guy who's Really thinkin' ♪

♪ Kept the United States From shrinkin' ♪

♪ Saved the ship of state From sinkin' ♪

♪ Andrew Johnson's next He had some slight defects ♪

♪ Congress each Would impeach ♪

♪ And so the country Now elects ♪

♪ Ulysses Simpson Grant ♪

♪ Who would scream and rave And rant ♪

♪ While drinking whiskey Although risky ♪

♪ 'Cause he'd spill it On his pants ♪

♪ It's 1877 and the Democrats Would gloat ♪

♪ But they're all amazed When Rutherford Hayes ♪

♪ Wins just by one vote ♪

♪ James Garfield someone Really hated ♪

♪ 'Cause he was Assassinated ♪

♪ Chester Arthur Gets instated ♪

♪ Four years later He was traded ♪

♪ For Grover Cleveland Really fat ♪

♪ Elected twice As a Democrat ♪

♪ Then Benjamin Harrison After that ♪

♪ It's William McKinley At the bat ♪

♪ Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill ♪

♪ And President Taft He got the bill ♪

♪ In 1913 Woodrow Wil...son Takes us into World War I ♪

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♪ Warren Harding Next in line ♪

♪ It's Calvin Coolidge He does fine ♪

♪ And then in 1929, the market crashes, and we find ♪

♪ It's Herbert Hoover's Big debut ♪

♪ He gets the blame And loses to ♪

♪ Franklin Roosevelt ♪

♪ President who helped us win In World War II ♪

♪ Harry Truman Weird little human ♪

♪ Serves two terms And when he's done ♪

♪ It's Eisenhower who's got The power from '53 to '61 ♪

♪ John Kennedy Had Camelot ♪

♪ Then Lyndon Johnson Took his spot ♪

♪ Richard Nixon He gets caught ♪

♪ And Gerald Ford Fell down a lot ♪

♪ Jimmy Carter Liked camping trips ♪

♪ And Ronald Reagan's Speeches' scripts ♪

♪ All came from famous Movie clips ♪

♪ And President Bush said "Read my lips" ♪

♪ Now in Washington, D.C. ♪

♪ There's Democrats And the GOP ♪

♪ But the ones in charge Are plain to see ♪

DOT: ♪ The Clintons Bill and Hillary ♪

♪ The next president To lead the way ♪

♪ Well, it just might be Yourself one day ♪

♪ Then the press will distort Everything you say ♪

ALL: ♪ So jump in your plane And fly away ♪

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