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MAN:
Captain's log. Ouch.
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Let's be more careful
with my log up there.
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Captain's log, stardate 2995 plus tax.
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We are expecting the arrival of a delegation
from Starfleet for our annual inspection.
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Delegates requesting permission
to transport, sir.
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Beam them up, Mr. Squat.
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SQUAT:
Aye, aye, sir. Energizing.
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ALL:
We're here.
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Huh?
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Look, there's Squaty.
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Squaty, Squaty, Squaty.
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-You look bigger in the movies.
-Much bigger.
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You're the delegates from Starfleet?
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Actually, the real delegates
couldn't make it.
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They were really busy.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[VIDEO GAME BLEEPING]
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So they sent us instead.
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Come, siblings.
Our five-minute mission:
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To seek out new life
and new satirizations...
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...to boldly go
where no Warners have gone before.
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[TOILETS FLUSH]
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YAKKO, WAKKO & DOT:
Mission accomplished.
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[YAKKO, WAKKO & DOT SCATTING]
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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
I almost forgot. I brought you a present.
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Ack. What is it?
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It's a 20th-century Earth food
called a doughnut.
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It has your name written all over it.
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Mm, mm. Mm, mm.
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Mr. Squadoo, set a course for Acme 5,
warp factor 3.
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Aye, captain.
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Captain, there appears to be
an anomaly occurring...
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...almost as if a crew member
was pushing buttons randomly.
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Hey, do these things really work?
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What are you doing? Stop that. Go away.
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Pressing those buttons is highly illogical.
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I bet you say that to all the girls.
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SPORK: Captain, there are annoying life-forms
on the Bridge.
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Who are you?
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BOTH [IMITATING KORK]:
The Warner brothers.
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[IMITATING KORK]
And the Warner sister.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, cap,
let's go back to New York in the 1930s.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You can fall in love with Joan Collins.
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And then she'll die.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Let's go looking for Mr. Spork's brain.
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-Or Harry Mudd.
-Or Roger Mudd.
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I wanna swim with the whales.
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We're your biggest fans.
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Fans? What are you talking about?
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About Star Truck. It's our favorite show.
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Show? Truck? I don't understand.
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Jim, what the devil's going on up here?
And what are those creatures?
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We're cling-ons. Get it?
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Doctor, get them down to Sickbay and see
if you can make any sense out of them.
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What's the latest, McBones?
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They're in bed, Jim.
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I can see that, but what are they?
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Incredibly cute.
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To determine what they are,
I am going to attempt a Vorcan mind-meld.
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Make mine a patty melt.
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[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
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McCROY:
What's wrong, Spork?
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I cannot get through.
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His mind is filled with useless trivia
relating to a television program...
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...from the mid-20th century
called Star Truck.
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[GROANING]
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Hello, nurse.
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[GASPS]
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Spork, are you all right?
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Faboo, captain.
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Fascinating. Live long and perspire.
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[ALARM WAILING]
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Squaty, what's going on down there?
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I cannot tell you, captain.
I'm kind of busy at the moment.
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Duplicator, more doughnuts.
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[KORK GRUNTING]
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-We're being hailed, captain.
-On-screen.
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Kork, I shall exact my revenge
for being stranded on that planet.
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Look, it's Ricardo Montalbomb
and his big plastic chest.
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Ooh. He's dreamy too.
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[ALL COUGHING]
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Korn! What are you doing?
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I am taking over your ship.
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[GRUNTING]
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Lucky thing we've seen this episode.
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About 50 times.
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[PURRS]
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[IMITATING KORK] Now, crew,
how to deal with Korn? Suggestions?
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Perhaps I could distract him
with a fancy fan dance?
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That's not going to work.
There's nothing we can do. We're doomed.
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Actually, captain, if I fuse the contents
of a classic Star Truck episode...
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...with an Animaniacs episode,
I may have a solution.
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It's worth a try, Mr. Wak.
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CREW:
Oh. Oh.
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You, you saved us.
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How can we ever repay you?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Promise not to sue us.
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Promise.
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Now it's time to explore our final frontier.
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YAKKO, WAKKO & DOT:
Home.
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Squaty, sugar, I have just two words...
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...that are gonna be very important
in your future, okay, hon? Jenny Craig.
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Mr. Squat, energize.
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[GRUNTING]
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I cannot reach.
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I'll do it.
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ALL:
Good night, everybody.
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So, what did we learn from those beings?
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[BURPS]
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Yes, I thought so.
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SQUAT: Captain, two new Starfleet delegates
are now beaming aboard.
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Energize, Mr. Squat.
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[GASPS]
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Pinky, set phasers
on conquering-the-universe.
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Righty-o, Brain.
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