Original subtitles

ALL [SINGING]: It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse

We're Animaniacs

-Come join the Warner brothers -And the Warner sister, Dot

Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot

They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught

But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks

Wakko packs away the snacks We pay tons of income tax

We're Animaniacs

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff Say hi to Hello Nurse

Goodfeathers flock together Slappy whacks them with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse

The writers flipped, we have no script Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs

We have pay-or-play contracts

We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks

We're Animan-y

Totally insane-y

Tarzan and Jane-y

Animaniacs

Those are the facts

Hi. You must be Mr. Hot Dog Stand Guy.

Maybe I am. Who are you?

-I'm Yakko. -I'm Wakko.

And I'm cute, you great big handsome hunk of a man.

[GROWLS]

Oh, yeah? Well, either buy a hot dog or leave!

Our new special friend.

Yeah.

[YAWNS]

Hey, Dot, how about a little enthusiasm here?

No. I'm just not into it today.

Mm. You wanna forget this cartoon?

-Sure. -Let's go.

Hey. Hey, come back.

Hey. This cartoon is my big break.

Hey!

Sheesh. Stars.

MINDY: Buttons.

Oh, Buttons.

[CRASHING]

[CHUCKLES]

Silly puppy.