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[SINGING IN AFRICAN DIALECT]
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♪ Ever since we could think For ourselves ♪
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♪ We've wondered What will happen to us ♪
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♪ But it can't be foretold What the future will hold ♪
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♪ If you'll get rich Or get hit by a bus ♪
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♪ The surprises in life ♪
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♪ Keep us on our toes ♪
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♪ Like a sock in the jaw ♪
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♪ Like a punch in the nose ♪
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♪ They keep us guessing ♪
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♪ They mix it up ♪
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♪ The surprises ♪
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♪ The surprises in life ♪
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[MEOWS]
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Oh. I thought they were supposed
to land on their feet.
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons Of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Ralph And Dr. Scratchansniff ♪
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♪ Say hi to Hello Nurse ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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[GROANS]
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, Yakko Warner
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sings all of the words in the English language.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aardvark, abating
Abet, abdicating ♪
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♪ Abandon, abase and abreast ♪
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♪ Ablaze and ablution
Abhor and abusion ♪
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♪ Abbreviate, abbey
Abscessed ♪
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♪ Abduct and ablation
Abridge and abrasion ♪
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♪ Abash and abrupt and abride ♪
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♪ Abscond and absentia
Absent, abstentia ♪
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♪ Abdomen, ably, abide ♪
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♪ Abominable, abrogate
Absolute, absent ♪
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♪ Absorbent, abstention
Abstraction ♪
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♪ Absurd and abundant
Abusive, abutment ♪
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♪ Acacia, academy, action ♪
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♪ Accede and accost
And accept and across ♪
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♪ And accompany, acre, accord ♪
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♪ Accomplish, account
And accrue and amount ♪
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♪ Acrimonious, active, adore ♪
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♪ Adrenaline, adulate
Adder and advocate ♪
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♪ Advertise, adverse, abrade ♪
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♪ Advice, adversarial
Advent and aerial ♪
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♪ Affluent, after, afraid ♪
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Well, there it is.
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Yakko Warner now
well under way in singing
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all the words
in the English language.
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I'm Dot Warner.
With me is Dick Button.
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Dick, a good start?
Oh, yes, Dot.
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A marvelous start to what is
a difficult, difficult routine.
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Stay tuned,
and we'll be back
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to bring you
the whole thing.
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[♪♪♪]
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BOY [NARRATING]:
It was hotter than blazes, about 110.
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So we stayed in the house, in the air conditioning.
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We just hung around, my sister and me
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and watched countless hours of daytime TV.
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Too hot to go out. We'd melt in the sun.
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So we stared at the tube, which isn't much fun.
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All we could do was watch, watch, watch, watch
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till I spilled lots of soda all over my crotch.
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Then we heard a "kaboom." That kaboom shook the room.
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We turned, and into our house something slid.
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A strange-looking fellow: the kid in the lid.
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And he said to us:
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Oops.
Now look what I did.
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Now, we all know it's hot,
and you don't have a pool.
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But there are lots of fun things
we can do that are cool.
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The first silly thing
we can do...
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Said the kid.
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...is play with some glue.
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Said the kid in the lid.
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Lots of wet glue.
We'll make a big mess.
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We'll glue things together.
Your parents will stress.
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But our parents were out. They were gone for a week.
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To be truthful, they've been gone for a 90-day streak.
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The last that we heard, they were in the Bahamas,
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leaving us here to face childhood traumas.
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As for playing with glue, my sis said:
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Let's do it.
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Kids need to have fun.
I shouted.
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Let's glue it.
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But our pet woodchuck said:
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No, that kid has to leave.
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Open the door,
and give him the heave.
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He doesn't seem normal.
He doesn't seem well.
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Besides that, his pants
have a real funny smell.
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Hey, woodchuck, calm down.
Just relax.
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Said the kid.
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It's you who smells bad.
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Said the kid in the lid.
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I bet you've not washed
in at least seven months.
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So I strongly suggest
that we bathe you at once.
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In the tub...
Said the kid.
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...goes the smelly woodchuck.
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Use lots of shampoo
to cut through all the muck.
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No, stop.
Yelled our woodchuck.
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Get me out of this tub.
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As the water got deeper, the woodchuck went:
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Blub!
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It's okay.
Said the kid.
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I won't let you drown.
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I'll pull on this chain
so the water goes down.
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And the woodchuck goes too,
and he goes down the drain
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and comes out the potty
in considerable pain.
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Then the toilet exploded, a messy disaster.
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The water rose up and wrecked all the plaster.
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It surged down the hallway and flooded the den.
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It filled up the kitchen and bedrooms, and then...
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it splashed out the door and into the street,
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where it provided relief from the afternoon heat.
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Kids came from all over to splash in the lake,
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not knowing the source was our potty break.
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They're swimming in water
straight out of our toilet.
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Think we should tell 'em?
Nah. That'd just spoil it.
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Ooh, you're gonna get it.
Said our woodchuck, upset.
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You've ruined our house
and got everything wet.
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I think you're insane.
You're rude, and you're naughty.
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To make matters worse,
I'm stuck in this potty.
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Perhaps you should nap.
You need sleep.
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Said the kid.
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Then all of us watched as that kid closed the lid.
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[WOODCHUCK
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Then he went running off, and in less than an hour,
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the kid had come back with a small water tower.
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I've returned.
Said the kid.
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I've returned with this tower.
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It would've been sooner,
but I needed a shower.
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He opened the top and shouted:
Let's play.
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Then out sprang two kids, who responded:
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BOTH:
Okay.
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These two are my sibs.
They're fun. Wait and see.
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May I proudly present
Kid 2 and Kid 3?
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They gave us a kiss...
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Mwah.
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...then said:
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BOTH:
Hello, nurse.
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The first kid was trouble,
but these two seem worse.
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Hi. How you doing?
That's Mary. I'm Scooter.
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Kid 2 looked at Mary, then whispered:
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I'm cuter.
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Then they ran all around, doing impossible feats,
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acting like kids who've had too many sweets.
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Kid 3 said:
I'm hungry.
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His eye started twitching.
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He shot out the room and ran into the kitchen.
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He opened the cupboards and then started chewing
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on cans of tomatoes and carrots for stewing.
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He gulped down the flour, some dry macaroni,
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three bottles of ketchup and then Rice-A-Roni.
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The San Francisco treat.
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[TROLLEY BELL DINGS]
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He ate all the dishes, but didn't stop there.
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He swallowed the sink, then our new Frigidaire.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, that was delicious.
Thanks for the snacks.
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I'm hypoglycemic.
I get munchy attacks.
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Then we heard a loud blast and ran out the door.
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Those three crazy kids were now playing war.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, no, you must stop this.
Said sis to Kid 2.
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It's this sort of playing
you just must not do.
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I'm sorry, we can't.
It's too late. We've begun.
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We always play war
until somebody's won.
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[ARTILLERY SHELL EXPLODES]
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Then the walls started cracking. The ceiling gave in.
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We ran out the door as the whole house caved in.
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Then, oh, what bad timing, for right then and there,
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our parents returned, so we said a quick prayer.
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BOTH: Don't let them be angry.
We said it again.
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Don't let them be angry.
Oh, please, please. Amen.
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Our parents were dazed. They stood there, dumbfounded.
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As they looked at the damage, we knew we'd be grounded.
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Well, that was some fun,
but enough for one day.
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Give us a call,
and we'll come back to play.
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[BOTH SNIFFING, WHIMPERING]
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Ha, ha, ha. We gotcha.
Yeah, we were just kiddin'.
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We'll rebuild your house
and then paint it with Glidden.
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The San Francisco treat.
[BELL DINGS]
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And that's what they did, and in less than a jiffy,
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the house was rebuilt, and it looked really spiffy.
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[FAMILY SIGHS]
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That night we ate well. It had been quite a day.
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But now life was happy. It was all A-okay.
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WOODCHUCK:
Hello? Hello?
Anyone? Anybody?
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Can anyone hear me?
I'm still in the potty!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Level and levity
Lewd and longevity ♪
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♪ Libel, libation, lanai ♪
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♪ Lithium, litigate
Legal, legitimate ♪
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♪ Liberty, levee and lie ♪
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Welcome back.
Yakko's now at the L's,
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as he tries to sing all the
words in the English language.
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A slight mistake at the F's.
Here's what it looked like:
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♪ Facial and faction
And fractal and fraction ♪
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♪ And fraudulent
Fragrant, frappé ♪
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♪ Frankincense, frankinship
Fragij-- ♪
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♪ Shoot. Yada-yada flambé ♪
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Now, that mistake could have
proved costly for Yakko,
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but he recovered
beautifully.
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Now let's watch as Yakko
continues with the L's.
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♪ Libation and libertine
Limited, limousine ♪
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♪ Limpid and limbo and lime ♪
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♪ Lima and lipid
And literature, liquid ♪
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♪ And listing and liter
And line ♪
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♪ There's lobby and loading
And loathsome ♪
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♪ And loaning and loco
And then locomotion ♪
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♪ There's lotus and lottery
Lobo, lobotomy ♪
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♪ Logic and loosen and lotion ♪
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♪ Lozenge and lubber
And lucky and lover ♪
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♪ And lullaby
Lumber and Luke ♪
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♪ Luster and luscious
And lunatic, lustrous ♪
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♪ And lurking and lunar
And lute ♪
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Yakko's now about
halfway through
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all the words
in the English language.
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