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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
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Good idea.
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Buying a pair of shoes on sale.
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Bad idea.
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Buying a parachute on sale.
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The end.
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[SIGHS]
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WARNERS:
♪ She's a cranky old critter ♪
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♪ She's bitter, we warn ya ♪
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♪ She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California ♪
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♪ Along with her nephew
He says, "Spew" ♪
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♪ He's cheerful Then his aunt starts to rant ♪
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♪ She gives him an earful ♪
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♪ She's grumpy, he's happy ♪
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♪ It's generation gappy ♪
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♪ Take a whirl
With the squirrels ♪
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♪ Skippy and Slappy ♪
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Ah, put a sock in it!
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♪ That's my ♪
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ALL:
♪ Aunt Slappy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah, my first day off
since Roosevelt was president.
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No distractions,
no explosions, no violence,
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no reminders of my work.
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SKIPPY:
Aunt Slappy, Aunt Slappy,
Aunt Slappy, Aunt Slappy!
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You'll never believe it,
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not in a million-
kabillion-kazillion years!
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Brad Pitt asked
for my phone number?
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Spew, no!
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Whoa!
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It's the bestest,
most amazingest thing
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that's ever happened
anywhere near here.
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And I'm not kidding.
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[THUD]
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If this has anything to do
with pogs, I'll shoot myself.
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They're filming
the most violent,
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action-packed movie ever filmed
in this very neighborhood.
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Oh, happy day.
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Every action-adventure star
you could think of is in it.
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Arnold, Bruce, Keanu, Snipes.
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It's mega, Aunt Slappy.
Mega!
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Is it mega?
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It's mega.
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Good. Buh-bye.
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But don't you wanna go watch
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some state-of-the-art
mega action?
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Nah, I'm on vacation,
and I need a sitz bath.
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Huh?
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Never mind.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GULPS]
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Agh!
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Uh-oh.
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I feel a bubble coming on.
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SLAPPY:
Go away.
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SKIPPY:
They're gonna blow up
that set, Aunt Slappy.
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It's moviemaking magic.
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Here's my chance
to get a cheese sandwich.
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Buh-bye.
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Look, it's Bruce.
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Springsteen?
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Where the heck's
my lip gloss?
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Not that Bruce.
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Oh.
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How's my hair look?
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Great, babe.
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What hair?
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Shhh!
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Rogaine, anyone?
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Stop it.
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All right, Mr. President
of the Hair Club for Men.
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Jeesh.
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I'm not just the president,
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I'm also a member.
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And action!
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Ki, yi, yippie, I, O, ki, A!
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Ooh, what dialogue.
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Time for that sitz bath.
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Wait, the special effects
are gonna blow.
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Don't you get it?!
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I'm on vacation.
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I don't wanna hear
from explosions!
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[EXPLOSION]
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[BRUCE YELLING]
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That was beautiful.
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How's my hair look?
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Who cares?
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So I figure at this point
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the only way to get away
from any reminder of my work
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is to get out of town.
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Thanks for the chocolate.
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Mama always said that life
was like a box of chocolates.
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You never know
what you're gonna get.
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Is this the bus to the airport?
I got a flight to catch.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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I ain't in that big a hurry.
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There's a bomb on this bus!
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If we go under 50 miles
per hour,
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it will explode.
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[♪♪♪]
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Like, I'm looking for a bomb?
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Check out your performance
in Dracula.
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We must drive fast.
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Very fast. Over-50 fast.
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[♪♪♪]
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You're cute.
Can I have your number?
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Hey, Nancy, Sluggo, you wanna
look where you're driving?
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Ah!
Agh!
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Cut! Print!
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That was so,
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so, you know, pretty.
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[SOBS]
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Aunt Slappy, you didn't tell me
you were in this movie. Mega!
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SLAPPY:
Well, if it isn't Huey,
Dewey and Louie.
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I haven't seen you guys
since Daisy Duck's bat mitzvah.
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[GROANS]
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Guess Aunt Slappy
needed a little lie-down.
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SLAPPY:
I want a plane ticket to Ohio.
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I want a vacation
where nothing happens.
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Huh?
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I don't get it.
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No one expects you to.
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Fifty-four, 55, 56--
Ah! Fifty-seven.
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MAN:
No way! I'm Passenger 57.
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I hate my life.
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Okay, let's get this boat
off the ground.
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Impressive takeoff.
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Care for some creamed sardines?
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There's something
on the wing.
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There is something
out there.
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Calm down, staccato boy.
Let me look.
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I'll go talk to the pilot.
Here's a sponge.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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[♪♪♪]
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I feel good about deregulation,
don't you?
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What say we land this thing?
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I'm just an actor.
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I don't know nothing about
landing planes, Miss Slappy.
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My head hurts.
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ARNOLD:
That's a keeper.
Let's break for lunch.
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It's not Ohio, but it'll do.
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MAN:
Food!
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Squirrel rump roast!
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DIRECTOR:
Cut!
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[DIRECTOR SOBBING]
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Wow! Another mega scene.
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That was great.
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Tony the Tiger,
is that you?
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Octogenarians need lots
of lie-downs.
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[FOGHORN BLOWING]
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SLAPPY:
This boat ain't named
the Titanic, is it?
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CAPTAIN:
No.
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Poseidon?
No.
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And your name isn't Hook, Kirk,
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Courageous, Bligh, or Stuebing?
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No.
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♪ I'm going on vacation
I'm going on vacation ♪
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If you ask me,
she's already left.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah!
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Finally, a break from violence.
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MAN:
I have you now,
Mr. Bond.
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[♪♪♪]
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That's a wrap.
Nice work, Slappy.
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Wow, Aunt Slappy, you were--
You were--
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Mega?
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[GIGGLES]
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Know what?
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I think Aunt Slappy
needs a vacation.
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[MOANS]
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
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Good idea.
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Climbing a mountain.
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Bad idea.
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Climbing a mountain lion.
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[ROARS]
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[SPITS]
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The end.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
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In the newsreel opening
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it says the Warners
were created in 1930.
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But to have a 65th anniversary
show in 1994 means
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they were created in 1929.
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And in "Yakko's World,"
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Tibet is not technically
a country.
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[GULPS]
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In "Cookies for Einstein,"
E equals MC squared
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is not the relativity formula.
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It is the mass energy
conversion formula.
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And Slappy's driving
a Dodge Viper,
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but races the Road Runner,
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which was the name of a Dodge
Charger R/T variant in the '60s.
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And the numbers
in that "Yakko's Universe Song"
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are so wrong,
it's hardly enjoyable.
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And in the theme song
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it's pay-or-play contracts,
not pay-for-play.
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Some people think it's "for,"
but it's "or."
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The closed captioning was wrong
when it said "for."
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And in the "Pinky
and the Brain" title,
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the Tokyo movie Shinjo version,
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which is on once,
it has BH 90201,
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which is supposed to be BH,
Beverly Hills, 90210.
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How could they get that wrong?
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[CLICKS]
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Is this you?
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Are you happily engrossed
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in inconsequential cartoon
trivia to the point
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that your socks can probably
stand up by themselves?
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Well, if you are, there's hope.
There's help.
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There's the Please, Please,
Please, Get A Life Foundation.
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Since its inception
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the Please, Please, Please, Get A Life Foundation
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has gently and calmly brought people back to earth.
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Okay, in "Gift of Gold,"
there's this guy with a T-shirt
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that says 839 on it
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and that's the cartoonists'
union, Local 839, okay?
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But what's amazing is
the episode number is 406-839.
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Our staff of trained
professionals will soothe you
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with their comforting therapy.
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In "Pavlov's Mice,"
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Pavlov wasn't really interested
in conditioned response.
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He just wanted
some saliva to study.
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YAKKO:
Yes, even the toughest cases
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are solved in a nurturing, serene manner.
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In "Girlfeathers," the sign
that says "Niagara Falls"
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is misspelled.
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And "Chairman Of The Bored"
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has this drawing
that looks like Dustin Hoffman
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and Meryl Streep, who were both
in Kramer vs. Kramer.
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And they're sitting with the guy
from Seinfeld who plays Kramer.
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And in "Woodstock Slappy,"
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you can see Scratchansniff
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for four frames
on the magic bus.
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And Woodstock was '69,
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but they mention Hair,
which opened in 1970.
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In "Opportunity Knox,"
Brain is Mr. Perkins,
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which is the most common name
in Elizabethtown, Kentucky,
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10 minutes from Fort Knox.
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And in "Christmas Plotz,"
Slappy wants four--
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No! Not Him!
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[GIGGLES]
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Gosh and gollyuckums.
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It's my yummy, yum, fun, fun,
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yummy, fun, yum, yum,
friend-a-loo.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
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Quick. It's not too late.
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Call us before you rewind
to see
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what was in the room
in the opening shot.
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There is hope. There is help.
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There is the:
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ALL:
Please, Please, Please,
Get A Life Foundation.
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Thanks, Please, Please, Please,
Get A Life Foundation.
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I couldn't have done it
without you.
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You guys are the gee-reatest.
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Call now. The life you get
may be your own.
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Did you notice
that the third "please"
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was misspelled with two Es?
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I think that was intentional.
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Oh!
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The iris-out-on-the-nose
thing's been done.
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[♪♪♪]
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I'm Yakko.
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I'm Wakko.
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And I'm rabid.
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