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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Ralph And Dr. Scratchansniff ♪
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♪ Say hi to Hello Nurse ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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WAKKO:
♪ Penny Lane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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WARNERS:
♪ You can see That we're black and white ♪
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♪ And we are running From our fans ♪
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♪ Riding on invisible bikes ♪
[BELL RINGS]
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♪ And walking on our hands ♪
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♪ And everywhere that we go ♪
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♪ We get no peace Don't you know ♪
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♪ That's why we're running From our fans ♪
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♪ In cartoons Everything's crazy and wild ♪
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♪ In cartoons ♪
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♪ We are corrupting Your child ♪
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[SCREAMS]
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♪ You see We're doing wacky gags ♪
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♪ While we are running From our fans ♪
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♪ We're hiding behind mags ♪
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♪ And even inside Garbage cans ♪
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♪ We always get this attention At a cartoon convention ♪
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♪ So we're running From our fans ♪
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♪ Yes, we're running From our fans ♪
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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RALPH:
Ouch! Oof! Hey, you crazy fans!
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[♪♪♪]
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[PANTING]
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[PANTS]
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Phew!
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I'm glad we got away
from that.
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The fans?
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No, that black-and-white
segment.
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Where have you kidses been?
You are late.
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No, I'm Dot,
but you knew that.
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Stop it. You knew you'd have
to answer this fan mail
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before the press conference.
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Isn't there any for me?
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Maybe it's your hat, Wakko.
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People think
you're hiding something.
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Oh, hey, man, I told you
to keep it a secret.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
RALPH: More mail for youses.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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It's for Wakko.
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Gee, Wakko, where'd
you find time to write those?
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I didn't write them.
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Not all of them anyway.
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Please, please.
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This is no place
for silly shenanigans.
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This is a cartoon convention.
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You are the guests of honor,
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and there are a million fans
in there.
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[CROWD SCREAMS]
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That guy needs
a compass.
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And we need an exit.
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Ow! Ooh! You crazy fans!
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[SIGHS]
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Why couldn't I just work
with the Olsen twins?
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[GROANS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
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This way.
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Aren't you--?
No.
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You look just like them.
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We're not them.
We've seen them.
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Really? What do they look like?
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They look exactly like them.
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Wow, actually,
now that you mention it,
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you really don't look like them.
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No, but thanks.
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ALL:
Hello, nurse!
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[SCREAMS]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[ALL WHISTLE]
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And we did all that
without computers.
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ALL:
Agh!
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[CROWD SCREAMS]
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Let's go.
Time to meet the press.
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[GASPS]
[CROWD SCREAMS]
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RALPH:
Ooh! Huh! You crazy fans!
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Which comic book character would
you most like to work with?
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Michelle Pfeiffer.
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She's not a comic book
character.
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Don't get technical.
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What do you like best
about fame?
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The scene where
Irene Cara dances on a car.
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Should your mean cartoons
have more lessons
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instructing children
in acceptable behavior
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within the group dynamic?
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Oh, yes. That, and this.
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I think just this.
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[GRUNTS]
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I will be heard.
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Now, shouldn't your nasty
cartoons express values
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that are kind and gentle?
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Yes. Kind, gentle--
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And heavy.
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You may think that's funny,
but what about the people?
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What do the people want?
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ALL:
♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪
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♪ They want to laugh
Laugh ♪
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♪ They want to laugh
Laugh, laugh ♪
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♪ You say you're gonna make
A feature film ♪
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♪ With animation really fine ♪
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♪ You say it's gonna be
A preachy film ♪
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♪ With a heartfelt storyline ♪
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♪ Just make sure
That it's good and funny ♪
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♪ 'Cause toons ought
To make you laugh ♪
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ALL:
♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪
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♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪
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♪ They want to laugh
Laugh, laugh ♪
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[RALPH SCREAMS]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Poit! Narf.
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[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
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At last, Pinky, we've gotten
an audience with the pope.
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Here's the address.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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I don't know if I can take it.
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Don't worry, sibs,
there's one thing
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that will divert
their attention.
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Everyone, please.
I have an announcement.
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We know you like us,
and thank you.
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But we are just three silly
cartoon characters.
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Friends, you should be focusing
your attention
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on bigger,
more important things.
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Like what?
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[♪♪♪]
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Like, uh, Pinky and the Brain.
There they are!
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[CROWD SCREAMS]
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Agh!
Ah!
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Well, let's go home, sibs.
I think our job here is done.
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BOTH:
♪ We're running from our fans ♪
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♪ Yes, we are running
From our fans ♪
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