Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪

♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪

ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪

♪ And now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Meet Ralph And Dr. Scratchansniff ♪

♪ Say hi to Hello Nurse ♪

♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪

♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪

♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪

♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪

♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪

♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max ♪

♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪

♪ We're Animan-y ♪

♪ Totally insane-y ♪

WAKKO: ♪ Penny Lane-y ♪

♪ Animaniacs ♪

♪ Those are the facts ♪

[♪♪♪]

WARNERS: ♪ You can see That we're black and white ♪

♪ And we are running From our fans ♪

♪ Riding on invisible bikes ♪ [BELL RINGS]

♪ And walking on our hands ♪

♪ And everywhere that we go ♪

♪ We get no peace Don't you know ♪

♪ That's why we're running From our fans ♪

♪ In cartoons Everything's crazy and wild ♪

♪ In cartoons ♪

♪ We are corrupting Your child ♪

[SCREAMS]

♪ You see We're doing wacky gags ♪

♪ While we are running From our fans ♪

♪ We're hiding behind mags ♪

♪ And even inside Garbage cans ♪

♪ We always get this attention At a cartoon convention ♪

♪ So we're running From our fans ♪

♪ Yes, we're running From our fans ♪

[CROWD SCREAMING]

RALPH: Ouch! Oof! Hey, you crazy fans!

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

[PANTS]

Phew!

I'm glad we got away from that.

The fans?

No, that black-and-white segment.

Where have you kidses been? You are late.

No, I'm Dot, but you knew that.

Stop it. You knew you'd have to answer this fan mail

before the press conference.

Isn't there any for me?

Maybe it's your hat, Wakko.

People think you're hiding something.

Oh, hey, man, I told you to keep it a secret.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR] RALPH: More mail for youses.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

It's for Wakko.

Gee, Wakko, where'd you find time to write those?

I didn't write them.

Not all of them anyway.

Please, please.

This is no place for silly shenanigans.

This is a cartoon convention.

You are the guests of honor,

and there are a million fans in there.

[CROWD SCREAMS]

That guy needs a compass.

And we need an exit.

[ALL SCREAM]

Ow! Ooh! You crazy fans!

[SIGHS]

Why couldn't I just work with the Olsen twins?

[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

This way.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Oh, my gosh.

Aren't you--? No.

You look just like them.

We're not them. We've seen them.

Really? What do they look like?

They look exactly like them.

Wow, actually, now that you mention it,

you really don't look like them.

No, but thanks.

ALL: Hello, nurse!

[SCREAMS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ALL WHISTLE]

And we did all that without computers.

ALL: Agh!

[CROWD SCREAMS]

Let's go. Time to meet the press.

[GASPS] [CROWD SCREAMS]

RALPH: Ooh! Huh! You crazy fans!

Which comic book character would you most like to work with?

Michelle Pfeiffer.

She's not a comic book character.

Don't get technical.

What do you like best about fame?

The scene where Irene Cara dances on a car.

Should your mean cartoons have more lessons

instructing children in acceptable behavior

within the group dynamic?

Oh, yes. That, and this.

I think just this.

[GRUNTS]

I will be heard.

Now, shouldn't your nasty cartoons express values

that are kind and gentle?

Yes. Kind, gentle--

And heavy.

You may think that's funny, but what about the people?

What do the people want?

ALL: ♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪

♪ They want to laugh Laugh ♪

♪ They want to laugh Laugh, laugh ♪

♪ You say you're gonna make A feature film ♪

♪ With animation really fine ♪

♪ You say it's gonna be A preachy film ♪

♪ With a heartfelt storyline ♪

♪ Just make sure That it's good and funny ♪

♪ 'Cause toons ought To make you laugh ♪

ALL: ♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪

♪ They want to laugh, laugh ♪

♪ They want to laugh Laugh, laugh ♪

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[RALPH SCREAMS]

[CROWD SCREAMING] [TEETH CHATTERING]

[♪♪♪]

Poit! Narf.

[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

At last, Pinky, we've gotten an audience with the pope.

Here's the address.

[CROWD CHEERING]

I don't know if I can take it.

Don't worry, sibs, there's one thing

that will divert their attention.

Everyone, please. I have an announcement.

We know you like us, and thank you.

But we are just three silly cartoon characters.

Friends, you should be focusing your attention

on bigger, more important things.

Like what?

[♪♪♪]

Like, uh, Pinky and the Brain. There they are!

[CROWD SCREAMS]

Agh! Ah!

Well, let's go home, sibs. I think our job here is done.

BOTH: ♪ We're running from our fans ♪

♪ Yes, we are running From our fans ♪