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Mm? Mm.

Oh, well. I guess no game today.

WAKKO: Dr. Scratchansniff!

[GASPS]

[PANTING] Am I too late?

Well, yes, Wakko, you are too late.

There is nobody here,

so I am not having the game today.

Bye-bye.

Oh, I so wanted to play.

Oh, please, please, please. Just one game.

[SIGHS]

Oh. All right, one game.

Faboo!

You do know how to play, don't you?

Sure, sure.

Well...

I'll catch on as we go along.

[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]

Okay, um...

Welcome, everybody, to Otto's Sunday Bingo.

Ready.

Anyone can win, so make the game begin.

Let's bingo-go-go.

[APPLAUDS] Very nice.

Thank you.

And now, our first combination is...

B-4.

Before what?

Hm.

I-29.

Oh, no, you're not.

You must be at least 50.

Really, 29.

Oh, nein. Oh, nein.

O-9? Bingo!

No, no. Not O-9. The next one is I-30.

Here you go.

What's this?

You said you were thirsty.

No, no. I-30!

Thirty, thirty!

And you've got a funny lisp.

B-- Sit!

[SPITS]

Ready.

Wakko, how about being a good boy, yeah?

Why can't you be one?

B-1! Bingo!

No, no, no, no, no. Wakko,

I don't give you a B-1, I give you a B-10.

A beating? I don't think so.

You should be ashamed. A beating.

Wakko, do you practice this behavior

or is it innate?

N-8? Bingo!

No, no, no. I told you before--

B-4? Bingo!

That's not the bingo. Oh, nein.

O-9? Bingo!

Stop. Now you're cheating.

G-10? Bingo!

No. Cheating, cheating, cheating.

Bingo, bingo, bingo.

I must inform--

N-4?

I didn't say N-4. I said "infor-ma."

Oh. Well, in that case,

bingo-ma!

Oh, nein.

O-9?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know: bingo.

No. Bingo-ma!

Okay, okay. You get it.

You win. You win. Heh.

You're driving me crazy. [LAUGHS INSANELY]

Reach in and get your prize.

You've made a little boy very happy.

And if he ever meets you, I'm sure he'll thank you.

Got my prize! Got my prize!

Well, what is it?

Oh, doctor, this is the best.

Free bingo for a year.

Oh, nein.

O-9? Bingo!

[GROANS]

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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

ALL: ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪

♪ Who want to Rule the universe ♪

♪ There's Skippy And there's Slappy ♪

♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪

♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪ ♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪

♪ The writers flipped ♪ ♪ We have no script ♪

ALL: ♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max There's bologna in our slacks ♪

♪ We're Animan-y ♪

♪ Totally insane-y ♪

♪ Spaghetti stain-y ♪

♪ Animaniacs ♪

♪ Those are the facts ♪

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

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ALL: Gesundheit!