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[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Come on, Aunt Slappy, we're gonna be late.

All right, already. I'm coming.

I promised him all summer I'd take him to a baseball game.

And tonight's the night.

Go Dodgers!

I'm gonna eat peanuts and popcorn

and Dodger dogs till I barf!

Life is good.

[♪♪♪]

Feast your eyes, Skippy, my boy.

Dodger Stadium.

Yay!

Domino, Pepperoni and Carumba?

Who are these guys?

Must be the new infield for the Montréal Expos.

Better get to our seats. This game's gonna be packed.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to tonight's special presentation

at Dodger Stadium.

And now, our national anthem.

[♪♪♪]

[BONES CRACK]

Mwah!

["STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYING]

Play ball!

ALL: Shh!

[SONG ENDS]

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

Who are they, Aunt Slappy?

Umpires, Skippy.

And it looks like one of them is related to Shamu.

ALL: Shh!

Well, excuse me for living.

["LA DONNA É MOBILE" PLAYING]

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

What is this?

Must be the Canadian national anthem.

Just hum along if you don't know the words.

[HUMMING]

♪ O Canada ♪

ALL: Shh!

You sound like a broken Slurpee machine.

[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

[SONG CONTINUES]

[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

[SONG CONTINUES]

[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

[SONG ENDS]

Up, down, up, down.

What is this, a Jane Fonda workout?

["DANCE OF THE HOURS" PLAYING]

When's the game gonna start?

I don't know.

This pregame show's taking an eternity.

ALL: ♪ Calamari, marinara ♪

♪ Ravioli, veal ricotta ♪

♪ Minestrone, macaroni ♪

♪ Ice tortoni And a big slice of bologna ♪

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

I don't think they're umpires, Aunt Slappy.

For the love of Mike,

I thought that fat guy looked familiar.

It's Tommy Lasorda. Hey, Tommy!

Get back on that Slim-Fast diet,

you're losing the war!

And shave that beard while you're at it!

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

I'm hungry, Aunt Slappy.

Me too. Where's that concessions guy?

SLAPPY: Hey, peanuts!

Peanuts here!

Service around here stinks.

Hey, peanuts!

Peanuts!

Peanuts!

O sole mio!

Somebody get her some peanuts!

All right!

Now, that's more like it.

ALL: ♪ Hoy, ho-ho Hoy, ho-ho ♪

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪

[CHEWING LOUDLY]

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪ [SPITTING]

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪ [SLAPPY SPITTING]

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪

[SLAPPING MUNCHING] ♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪

♪ Hoy, ho-ho ♪ [LOUD SLURPING]

♪ Hoy, ho-ho, hoy, ho-ho ♪

[BURPS]

ALL: Shh!

Ah, put a salary cap on it.

[BURPS]

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

Too bad it's not free-bat night.

[YAWNS]

I'm bored.

Me too. Let's see what else is on.

[MAN WHISTLING]

Hey, I wonder how the Yanks are doing.

ANNOUNCER: Sliding into second, he's safe!

Safe? Safe?!

Replay! Let's see that again!

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

Out by a mile.

[ALL GROWLING]

[KICK]

Why, of all the nerve.

Now we'll never see the game.

Now, Skippy, I promised

I'd take you to a Dodger game.

And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

[♪♪♪]

The next song

is from the greatest Hollywood musical of all time.

SKIPPY: That's what they think.

[SLAPPY, SKIPPY LAUGHING]

[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT SONG]

ALL: ♪ We're slipping on the ice ♪

♪ Just slipping on the ice ♪

♪ For a fabulous pratfall ♪

♪ Just follow our advice ♪

♪ Let your feet take a flip ♪

♪ I've broken my hip ♪

♪ We're slipping ♪

♪ And sliding ♪

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

♪ On the ice ♪

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

[GRUNTS]

[ALL GROWLING]

Hurry, get into your costumes for the next number.

Costumes? What costumes?

[SCREAMS]

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

♪ Tommy Lasorda Jackie Robinson ♪

♪ Roy Campanella Henry Aaron ♪

♪ Mantle, Maris Reggie Jackson, Baby Ruth ♪

♪ Willie Mays and Felipe Alou ♪

♪ Lou Gehrig, DiMaggio And Rod Carew ♪

♪ Matty and Moises Alou ♪

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

[ORGAN PLAYING "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪

♪ Buy me some peanuts And Cracker Jack ♪

♪ I don't care if I never get back ♪

♪ And it's root, root, root For the home team ♪

♪ If they don't win It's a shame ♪

♪ For it's one, two Three strikes you're out ♪

♪ At the old ball game ♪

[SPOOKILY] They're here.

[♪♪♪]

[ALL GASP]

[CROWD MURMURING]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ALL GASP]

I decided to bring in the big guns.

[PLAYING FIRST FOUR NOTES OF "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

[IMITATING] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING FIRST FOUR NOTES OF "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING SAME NOTES FASTER]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING NOTES FASTER]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING NOTES FASTER]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING MELODY FASTER] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING FASTER] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING SLOWER]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING NOTES]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING MELODY]

♪ La-la-la-- ♪ Aargh!

[PLAYING MELODY]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING MELODY]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING MELODY]

♪ La-la-la-- ♪ Aargh!

[PLAYING MELODY]

♪ La-la-la-la ♪

[PLAYING "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

[SONG CONTINUES]

♪ La-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la ♪

[SHIP CONTINUES SONG]

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

[CONTINUES SONG]

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

[INHALES DEEPLY]

♪ La ♪

[SCREAMING]

It's a long fly back,

back, going, going--

Holy cow, that butterball is out of here!

Play ball!

[♪♪♪]

Strike!

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

I said we'd see a ball game and I meant it.

ALL: ♪ She's the crankiest Of creatures ♪

♪ In the whole wide world ♪

♪ Let's play ball with Slappy the Squirrel ♪

Now, that's comedy.