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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Ralph And Dr Scratchansniff ♪
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♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Money down the drain-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[WAKKO AND YAKKO SIGH]
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We're here
for our appointment
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with Dr. Scratchansniff.
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I'm afraid there'll be
a short delay.
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He's a little
behind today.
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He's not
a little behind to us.
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He's a big one.
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No. He's running late.
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He shouldn't be long.
If you'll just take a seat.
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I've got mine.
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She means sit, Wakko.
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Oh.
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[CRASH]
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[PANTING]
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[PANTS]
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Good dog.
Now roll over.
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Good.
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Now give me your paw
and shake.
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Hey, big daddy. S'up?
What it is, what it is.
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Play dead.
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[GROANS]
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Is this the end
of little Rico?
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Now speak.
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My fellow Americans,
I am not a crook.
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Good dog.
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Can I borrow
your newspaper?
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Why?
Ahh...
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he's not housebroken.
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Hey, look at this.
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"Hix Makes Pix."
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What's that mean?
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Oh, that's
the trade paper.
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It's nothing but
show-biz news.
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I don't get it.
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Well, you see,
Wakko...
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♪ In Hollywood
They have ♪
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♪ A different language
That they speak ♪
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♪ It's spoken by those folks ♪
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♪ Who went to school
For just one week ♪
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♪ It's found inside Variety
A magazine they use ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And no one understands it
When they read the movie news ♪
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♪ Like "Hix Makes Pix
But the flick needs fix" ♪
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♪ Means someone made
A movie that bombed ♪
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♪ "The Veeps in Charge"
Are "Now at Large" ♪
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♪ Means everyone
Involved is gone ♪
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♪ "The plot conflix
no beautiful chix" ♪
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♪ So it's coming out
On video soon ♪
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♪ "They're taking their licks
'Cause the critics say nix" ♪
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♪ And the editors are gonna try
To fix it in the mix ♪
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♪ But "the stock sees green
On page 13" ♪
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♪ Means Disney's up
A nickel a share ♪
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♪ "Stallone cuts deal
For a major reel" ♪
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♪ Means Rocky Number Six
So beware ♪
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♪ If you want
The poop ♪
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♪ Or you need
The scoop ♪
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BOTH:
♪ On Hollywood town this week ♪
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♪ You're gonna have to learn
To talk that Variety speak ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ A "Boffo Smash
Makes Warner Cash" ♪
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♪ Means there's gonna be
A sequel next year ♪
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♪ But "Paramount Hurts" and
They're losing their shirts ♪
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♪ Means Schwarzenegger's
Doing King Lear ♪
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♪ "Oliver Stone
Does Next Home Alone" ♪
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♪ Means he's getting paid
An arm and a leg ♪
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♪ The budget goes crunch ♪
♪ His name packs punch ♪
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♪ They called up the accountants
And they're gonna do lunch ♪
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♪ While "The Ratings Smile
On the O.J. Trial" ♪
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♪ Means a movie of the week
To premiere ♪
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♪ "Universal Cuts Deal
With Mr. Spiel" ♪
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♪ To do a hundred thousand
Movies a year ♪
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ALL:
♪ You gotta play it smart
If you wanna be part ♪
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♪ Of the crowd
That's hip and chic ♪
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♪ You're gonna have to learn
To talk that Variety speak ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ "Normal Talk
Makes Producers Walk" ♪
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BOTH:
♪ You might as well
Speak Greek ♪
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♪ You're gonna have to learn ♪
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♪ Or the meeting
Will adjourn ♪
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ALL:
♪ Unless, my friends
You learn that Variety speak ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪
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♪ Bop-doop, bop-doop
Bop-doop, bah-dah ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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WARNERS:
♪ She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn you ♪
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♪ She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California ♪
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♪ Along with her nephew ♪
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♪ He says, "Spew" He's cheerful ♪
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♪ Then his aunt starts to rant She gives him an earful ♪
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♪ She's grumpy, he's happy It's generation gappy ♪
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♪ Take a whirl
With the squirrels ♪
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♪ Skippy and Slappy ♪
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Ah, put a sock
in it.
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♪ That's my... ♪
ALL: ♪ Aunt Slappy ♪
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