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[♪♪♪]

ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪

♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪

ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪

♪ And now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ We pay tons of income tax ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Meet Ralph And Dr Scratchansniff ♪

♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪

♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪

♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪

♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪

♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪

♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪

♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max ♪

♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪

♪ We're Animan-y ♪

♪ Totally insane-y ♪

♪ Money down the drain-y ♪

♪ Animaniacs ♪

♪ Those are the facts ♪

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[WAKKO AND YAKKO SIGH]

We're here for our appointment

with Dr. Scratchansniff.

I'm afraid there'll be a short delay.

He's a little behind today.

He's not a little behind to us.

He's a big one.

No. He's running late.

He shouldn't be long. If you'll just take a seat.

I've got mine.

She means sit, Wakko.

Oh.

[CRASH]

[PANTING]

[PANTS]

Good dog. Now roll over.

Good.

Now give me your paw and shake.

Hey, big daddy. S'up? What it is, what it is.

Play dead.

[GROANS]

Is this the end of little Rico?

Now speak.

My fellow Americans, I am not a crook.

Good dog.

Can I borrow your newspaper?

Why? Ahh...

he's not housebroken.

Hey, look at this.

"Hix Makes Pix."

What's that mean?

Oh, that's the trade paper.

It's nothing but show-biz news.

I don't get it.

Well, you see, Wakko...

♪ In Hollywood They have ♪

♪ A different language That they speak ♪

♪ It's spoken by those folks ♪

♪ Who went to school For just one week ♪

♪ It's found inside Variety A magazine they use ♪

BOTH: ♪ And no one understands it When they read the movie news ♪

♪ Like "Hix Makes Pix But the flick needs fix" ♪

♪ Means someone made A movie that bombed ♪

♪ "The Veeps in Charge" Are "Now at Large" ♪

♪ Means everyone Involved is gone ♪

♪ "The plot conflix no beautiful chix" ♪

♪ So it's coming out On video soon ♪

♪ "They're taking their licks 'Cause the critics say nix" ♪

♪ And the editors are gonna try To fix it in the mix ♪

♪ But "the stock sees green On page 13" ♪

♪ Means Disney's up A nickel a share ♪

♪ "Stallone cuts deal For a major reel" ♪

♪ Means Rocky Number Six So beware ♪

♪ If you want The poop ♪

♪ Or you need The scoop ♪

BOTH: ♪ On Hollywood town this week ♪

♪ You're gonna have to learn To talk that Variety speak ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ A "Boffo Smash Makes Warner Cash" ♪

♪ Means there's gonna be A sequel next year ♪

♪ But "Paramount Hurts" and They're losing their shirts ♪

♪ Means Schwarzenegger's Doing King Lear ♪

♪ "Oliver Stone Does Next Home Alone" ♪

♪ Means he's getting paid An arm and a leg ♪

♪ The budget goes crunch ♪ ♪ His name packs punch ♪

♪ They called up the accountants And they're gonna do lunch ♪

♪ While "The Ratings Smile On the O.J. Trial" ♪

♪ Means a movie of the week To premiere ♪

♪ "Universal Cuts Deal With Mr. Spiel" ♪

♪ To do a hundred thousand Movies a year ♪

ALL: ♪ You gotta play it smart If you wanna be part ♪

♪ Of the crowd That's hip and chic ♪

♪ You're gonna have to learn To talk that Variety speak ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ "Normal Talk Makes Producers Walk" ♪

BOTH: ♪ You might as well Speak Greek ♪

♪ You're gonna have to learn ♪

♪ Or the meeting Will adjourn ♪

ALL: ♪ Unless, my friends You learn that Variety speak ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ Bop-a-doo-boop Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah ♪

♪ Bop-doop, bop-doop Bop-doop, bah-dah ♪

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

WARNERS: ♪ She's a cranky old critter She's bitter, we warn you ♪

♪ She lives in a tree house In Burbank, California ♪

♪ Along with her nephew ♪

♪ He says, "Spew" He's cheerful ♪

♪ Then his aunt starts to rant She gives him an earful ♪

♪ She's grumpy, he's happy It's generation gappy ♪

♪ Take a whirl With the squirrels ♪

♪ Skippy and Slappy ♪

Ah, put a sock in it.

♪ That's my... ♪ ALL: ♪ Aunt Slappy ♪