Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪

♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪

♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪

ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪

♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪

♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪

♪ And now you know the plot ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪

♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

♪ We pay tons Of income tax ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ Meet Ralph And Dr. Scratchansniff ♪

♪ Say hi to Hello, Nurse ♪

♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪

♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪

♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪

♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪

♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪

♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪

♪ We're zany to the max ♪

♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪

♪ We're Animan-y ♪

♪ Totally insane-y ♪

♪ Hydroplane-y ♪

♪ Animaniacs ♪

♪ Those are the facts ♪

And...we're clear.

Hey, great opening, you guys.

Thanks, Bill.

We couldn't do it without ya.

Bill, it's people like you working behind the scenes

that almost won us an Emmy.

Here, have a bag of money.

Wow. You guys are the greatest.

[ALL LAUGH]

[♪♪♪]

Oh, those goody two-shoe Warners.

I'll get them. But how, I'm wondering.

Why don't you send your warriors down there to fight the Warners?

My warriors, of course. That's quite a plan.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Ah. My warriors.

Do as I say and destroy the Warners. Goodbye.

So long, Warners.

[ALL CACKLING]

♪ And that's what we call Serendipity ♪

♪ I-P-I-T-Y ♪

Gosh. That was great.

Thanks. Here, have a bag of money.

Hey, I liked your song too.

Okay, sport.

Here's a fat-free yogurt.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

Looks like trouble.

Let's goof on 'em.

ALL: Right.

♪ Super strong Warner siblings ♪

♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

ALL: Right.

REEVA: Curses.

Argh! My warriors have failed to destroy the Warners.

What should I do now, I'm wondering.

Why don't you send a giant monster down there?

A monster. Of course.

I'm wondering what kind, however.

Perhaps this bug will do.

You can use your powers to make it become a giant bug.

That's what I'm thinking anyway.

I agree with your plan. Let's do as you say.

Look out, Warners.

[♪♪♪]

[CACKLES]

YAKKO: Therefore, if we isolate the variable

for the quantities unknown,

we are left with a quadratic equation

for which there are only two real roots:

three, and a negative five.

It's that simple.

ALL: Ohhh.

[APPLAUSE]

[BEEPING]

Sounds like trouble.

To headquarters.

ALL: Right.

♪ Super strong Warner siblings ♪

♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪

ALL: Right.

What's up, Otto?

Ooh. There's a big bug on the lot.

[ALL GASP]

Hey, what's wrong with your mouth?

It's all fuzzy. Now, listen here.

You must destroy the bug

before it destroys the Warner Bros. studio.

ALL: Right.

YAKKO: Power of the blowfish.

WAKKO: Power of the anteater.

DOT: Power of the platypus.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Tower of power.

BOTH: Right.

♪ Super strong Warner siblings ♪

♪ Hey, hey, super sibs ♪

[ALL SCREAM]

DOT: Let's get this show on the road.

ALL: Right.

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] There.

ALL: Here we go.

ALL: Right.

ALL: Right.

REEVA: Curses again.

Ah, this never works.

Let's finish him off.

Right. Right.

[MUTTERING ANGRILY]

ALL: Right.

[♪♪♪]

Good job, super siblings.

We've saved the lot from harm.

Look what you've done to my lot.

Do you know how much it's gonna cost to rebuild it?

Here. Have a fat-free yogurt.

[SIGHS] [THUD]

[♪♪♪]

Hey, kids.

Playing with giant bugs isn't cool.

If someone wants you to play with a giant bug just say

"No, thanks."

That's cool.

ALL: Right.

[♪♪♪]