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[SIGHS]
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ALL:
♪ She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn you ♪
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♪ She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California ♪
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♪ Along with her nephew
He says, "Spew" ♪
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♪ He's cheerful Then his aunt starts to rant ♪
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♪ She gives him an earful ♪
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♪ She's grumpy He's happy ♪
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♪ It's generation gappy ♪
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♪ Take a whirl
With the squirrels ♪
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♪ Skippy and Slappy ♪
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Ah, put a sock in it.
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♪ That's my Aunt Slappy ♪
ALL: ♪ Aunt Slappy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[CHUCKLES]
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SKIPPY:
Come on, Aunt Slappy.
Get him.
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Blow him up. Quick.
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Happy birthday, pal.
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Gee, thanks.
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Yay! You got him!
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You made him blow up good.
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What can I say?
I'm glad to be a role model.
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Those old cartoons were great,
Aunt Slappy.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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MAN:
Telegram
for Slappy Squirrel.
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I love how easy it was for you
to get out of his traps.
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I love how easy it was for me
to get out of this chair.
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Oy.
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SKIPPY:
And I love the way you dupe him
and confuse him
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and bamboozle him
and-- And--
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And I love the way
you used to clobber him
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and splat him
and blow him up until--
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"Walter J. Wolf
has passed away."
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Yeah. Until he was a goner!
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"His funeral
will be Tuesday at noon."
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[GULPS]
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You mean, he's really dead?
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And you!
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You did all those
terrible things to him.
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Hey. Whatever happened to,
"Go get him, Aunt Slappy"?
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That's before I knew
you were a murderer.
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Suddenly, my biggest fan
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has turned
into Perry Mason over here.
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Perry Mason?
Join the '90s.
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What do you want,
a modern reference? I'm old.
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Kids.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oof!
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Hey. You wanna kill me?
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You'd better get it right
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or there's gonna be
a real funeral.
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Duh, I don't get it, boss.
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How come if you're dead
you ain't all peaceful-like?
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I'm not dead,
you trout brain.
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Duh,
if you're not dead,
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then how can
you be talking to me?
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Now, listen, you ninny.
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I'm only pretending to be dead
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so that I can clobber
that Slappy Squirrel.
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Just like in Pardon My Stiff,
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1942,
directed by Spats Melnik.
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Yeah, only this time
the whole ceremony's
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gonna be rigged
with booby traps.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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Oh, boy.
Duh, I wanna be dead.
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Not a bad idea.
It might raise your IQ.
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This is Mary Hartless
at Woodland Hedge Memorial Park
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to bring you
the exciting news
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of another fabulous
celebrity funeral
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for beloved curmudgeon,
Walter Wolf.
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Now, he was a trouper.
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Nobody could rig
a booby trap as good as him.
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And he would have been
an even bigger star
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if it wasn't for
that Slappy Squirrel.
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ALL:
Slappy Squirrel?
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[ALL SPIT]
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[ALL COUGHING]
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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Look.
There she is now.
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[ALL MUTTERING]
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Gee, there sure is a big turnout
for Walter Wolf's funeral.
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Like I always say,
give people what they want.
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Aunt Slappy,
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you promised not to say
anything mean about him.
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Yeah, I promised,
but it won't be easy.
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I'm delivering the eulogy.
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Get a good seat
and go easy on the popcorn.
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Your Aunt Slappy is about
to win a Daytime Emmy.
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[ORGAN PLAYING SOFTLY]
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[GRUNTING]
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Duh, should I let in
the mourners, Walter?
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Sure.
You remember what to do?
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Duh,
I light this firecracker
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and give it to Slappy,
and then say--
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Oh, yeah.
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"Please hold this candle
for the departed."
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Good.
Now, places, everybody.
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[LAUGHING]
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This is gonna be some funeral.
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Yeah, hers.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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If this wasn't so sad,
it'd be pathetic.
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Oh, well. On with
the backfiring booby-trap bit.
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Oh, Walter.
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[CRYING]
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Walter! Walter! Walter!
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[CRYING]
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Walter! Walter! Walter!
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Walter!
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[BONES CRUNCHING]
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That stuff will look great
in the promos.
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We'd like you to stand
right there
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to deliver the eulogy.
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Hm.
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I don't think so.
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Nah. The light's better
over here.
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But you have to stand here.
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Tell you what.
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I'll stand here
and you stand there.
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No. You stand there.
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I stand here?
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You stand there.
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Where?
Here!
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Uh-oh.
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Wasn't he great?
Let's give him a big hand.
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Well, maybe that opening act
wasn't such a good idea.
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On with the eulogy.
[GULPS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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We're all here to honor
the late Walter Wolf.
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I believe it was Don Rickles
who said it best...
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No.
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...so I won't bother.
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Walter is gone,
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but he wouldn't
want us to cry, no.
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He'd want us to laugh.
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He'd want us to laugh
all the laughs
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he never got
during his career.
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Heh-heh-heh.
[DRUMROLL]
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There's one.
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Talk about stone faces.
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I'd get more laughs
on Easter Island.
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I could go on and on
about Walter,
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except I've got
a mahjong game at 3.
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But I guess what I'll remember
best about him
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are his booby traps.
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Like this one.
What a piece of work.
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I'm sure he'd like
to be buried with it.
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[GASPS]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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When I heard of his demise,
it was such a relief, really.
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Finally, that's over.
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But all seriousness aside,
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who could forget a man
who created items like this?
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I'm sure he'd like
to be buried with it.
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Of course,
Walter had a comic style.
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This one will get her,
that Slappy Squirrel.
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He did everything in threes.
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Three mallets, three anvils,
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three bombs.
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A nice one, eh?
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ALL:
I'm sure he'd like
to be buried with it.
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Like a bunch
of trained monkeys.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Now, that's what I call
en-bombing.
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[DRUMROLL]
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[LAUGHING]
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Agh! Stop. Please.
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No more. Agh!
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Hey!
He isn't dead, after all.
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Not yet, that old faker.
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Wait. Stop!
I can explain.
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[CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY]
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But, Aunt Slappy,
how'd you know he wasn't dead?
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Skippy, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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There's no dying
in the world of cartoons.
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Well, Bonkers.
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Duh, oh, yeah,
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please hold this candle
for the departed.
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Sure.
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Happy birthday, pal.
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Gee, thanks.
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Now that's comedy.
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