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DATELINE--HOLLYWOOD, 1930,
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THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO.
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AT THE STUDIO'S
NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT,
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ARTISTS TOILED ENDLESSLY TO
COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS,
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ULTIMATELY CREATING
THREE NEW CHARACTERS--
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
AND THEIR SISTER, DOT.
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HELLO, NURSE!
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE WARNER KIDS WERE
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
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BOINGY, BOINGY,
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BOINGY, BOINGY!
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THE TRIO RAN AMOK
THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO...
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UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE.
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THE WARNERS' FILMS,
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WHICH MADE
ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE,
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WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO VAULT,
NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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AS FOR THE WARNERS
THEMSELVES,
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THEY WERE LOCKED
IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER,
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ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED.
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PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO
HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE
TO THIS VERY DAY...
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WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED.
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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* PINKY AND THE BRAINY
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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AND NOW, THE NATIONS
OF THE WORLD,
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BROUGHT TO YOU
BY YAKKO WARNER.
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* UNITED STATES, CANADA,
MEXICO, PANAMA *
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* HAITI, JAMAICA, PERU
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* REPUBLIC DOMINICAN,
CUBA, CARIBBEAN *
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* GREENLAND,
EL SALVADOR, TOO *
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* PUERTO RICO,
COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA *
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* HONDURAS, GUYANA,
AND STILL *
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* GUATEMALA, BOLIVIA,
THEN ARGENTINA *
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* AND ECUADOR,
CHILE, BRAZIL *
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* COSTA RICA,
BELIZE, NICARAGUA *
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* BERMUDA, BAHAMAS,
TOBAGO, SAN JUAN *
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* PARAGUAY, URUGUAY,
SURINAME *
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* AND FRENCH GUIANA,
BARBADOS, AND GUAM *
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* NORWAY AND SWEDEN
AND ICELAND AND FINLAND *
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* AND GERMANY
NOW IN ONE PIECE *
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* SWITZERLAND, AUSTRIA,
CZECHOSLOVAKIA *
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* ITALY, TURKEY,
AND GREECE *
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* POLAND, ROMANIA,
SCOTLAND, ALBANIA *
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* IRELAND, RUSSIA, OMAN
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* BULGARIA,
SAUDI ARABIA, HUNGARY *
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* CYPRUS, IRAQ, AND IRAN
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* THERE'S SYRIA,
LEBANON, ISRAEL *
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* JORDAN, BOTH YEMENS,
KUWAIT, AND BAHRAIN *
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* THE NETHERLANDS,
LUXEMBOURG, BELGIUM,
AND PORTUGAL *
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* FRANCE, ENGLAND,
DENMARK, AND SPAIN *
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* INDIA, PAKISTAN,
BURMA, AFGHANISTAN *
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* THAILAND, NEPAL,
AND BHUTAN *
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* KAMPUCHEA, MALAYSIA,
THEN BANGLADESH, ASIA *
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* AND CHINA,
KOREA, JAPAN *
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* MONGOLIA, LAOS,
AND TIBET, INDONESIA *
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* THE PHILIPPINE ISLANDS,
TAIWAN *
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* SRI LANKA, NEW GUINEA,
SUMATRA, NEW ZEALAND *
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* THEN BORNEO
AND VIETNAM *
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* TUNISIA, MOROCCO,
UGANDA, ANGOLA *
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* ZIMBABWE, DJIBOUTI,
BOTSWANA *
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* MOZAMBIQUE, ZAMBIA,
SWAZILAND *
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* GAMBIA, GUINEA,
ALGERIA, GHANA *
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* UGANDA, LESOTHO,
AND MALAWI, TOGO *
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* THE SPANISH SAHARA
IS GONE *
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* NIGER, NIGERIA,
CHAD, AND LIBERIA *
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* EGYPT, BENIN, AND GABON
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* TANZANIA, SOMALIA,
KENYA, AND MALI *
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* SIERRA LEONE AND ALGIER
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* DAHOMEY, NAMIBIA,
SENEGAL, LIBYA *
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* CAMEROON, CONGO, ZAIRE
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* ETHIOPIA, GUINEA,
BASSAM, MADAGASCAR *
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* RWANDA, MAYOTTE,
AND CAYMAN *
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* HONG KONG, ABU DHABI,
CATALJA, YUGOSLAVIA *
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* CRETE, MAURITANIA,
THEN TRANSYLVANIA *
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* MONACO, LIECHTENSTEIN,
MALTA, AND PALESTINE *
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* FIJI, AUSTRALIA, SUDAN *
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* OPEN YOUR DOORS
AND BUY OUR COOKIES *
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* YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE *
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* SUPPORT THE SCOUTS,
GET OUT YOUR WALLET *
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* YODEL LIDDLE LADDLE
LADDLE YADLE ODLE EE *
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* YODEL LAY HEE HOO
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* YODEL AH HA HAA
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* YODEL LAY HEE HEE
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* YODEL LIDDLE
LADDLE YADDLE ODLE
DIBBLE DODLE DOODLE *
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* DUM DUM DEE DEE *
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SORRY, IT'S
THE CHOCOLATE TALKING.
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HOT CHOCOLATE!
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HOT CHOCOLATE!
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HELLO,
SWISS NURSE MISS!
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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WE GOT COOKIES TO SELL.
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WELL, SCOUTS,
THERE IT IS--
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THE LAST HOUSE.
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WE ONLY NEED TO SELL
ONE MORE BOX
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TO GET MERIT BADGES.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN...
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HE SOUNDS DREAMY.
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IF THE SUN IS "P,"
AND GRAVITY IS "H,"
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IT MAKES A "PHHH!"
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME.
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WHY CAN'T I GET IT?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OHH! THIS BETTER BE
IMPORTANT.
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I'M THINKING
ABOUT BLACK HOLES.
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LIKE BLACKHEADS?
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YOU'RE
A DERMATOLOGIST.
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I AM NOT!
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I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN,
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WORLD FAMOUS PHYSICIST.
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I'VE NEVER HAD A CYST,
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BUT WAKKO'S GOT A WART.
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EW.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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DO YOU WANT TO BUY
SOME KIDSCOUT COOKIES?
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COOKIES? WHAT WOULD
I DO WITH COOKIES?
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YA EAT THEM,
SILLY MUSTACHE MAN.
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WHOA.
DUMBER THAN ADVERTISED.
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I DON'T WANT COOKIES.
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I'M TRYING TO UNLOCK
MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE.
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BE GOOD SCOUTS--RUN AWAY!
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GOODBYE,
MERIT BADGES.
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OH, OH!
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MY HEART ACHES
WITH THE SORROW
OF 1,000 SCOUTS.
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NO MERIT BADGE.
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I MOURN MY LOSS.
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[CRYING]
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SAY, THOSE ACTING CLASSES
ARE REALLY PAYING OFF.
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THINK SO?
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL SELL THAT MAN COOKIES,
OR DIE TRYING!
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OR TRY DYING!
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OR DO SOME TIE-DYEING!
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AND NOW, TO MEASURE
THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
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BOY, THAT'S QUICK!
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OH!
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HELLO!
HELLO! HELLO!
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SO, HOW ABOUT IT?
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WANT SOME COOKIES?
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NO, NO, NO COOKIES!
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HOW ABOUT
A CHIA PET?
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NO, I--
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OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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OH, IT'S GOT
LITTLE FUZZY GRASS.
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WELL--NO, I CAN'T!
I CAN'T!
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
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I'M TRYING TO FIND
AN EQUATION THAT
EXPLAINS THE UNIVERSE!
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SHOULDN'T YOU STICK
TO SKIN DISORDERS?
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I AM NOT
A DERMATOLOGIST!
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ALL RIGHT,
WE GET THE PICTURE.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
ANY COOKIES,
JUST LEAVE.
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I'M NOT LEAVING.
IT'S MY HOUSE.
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ALL RIGHT THEN.
YOU LEAVE.
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FINE.
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ARGH!
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NOW WHAT?
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NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE HARD SELL.
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NO MORE DISRUPTIONS.
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HELLO!
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AAH!
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YOU!
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THIS IS A EWE.
WE'RE JUST
PLAIN OLD US.
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WHY WON'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
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WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
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FOR A LIMITED TIME,
BUY OUR COOKIES,
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AND WE'LL THROW IN
THE ACME POCKET FISHERMAN!
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POCKET FISHERMAN
COMES COMPLETE
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WITH FISHING POLE,
TACKLE BOX, AND POTTY.
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HE'S SMALL, BUT HE EATS.
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BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE.
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YOU'LL ALSO GET THE AMAZING
ACME HAIR MAGNET.
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A UNIQUE SOLUTION
TO FINE, LIMP HAIR.
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SMILE!
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YOU DIDN'T SMILE.
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TO GET THE COOKIES,
POCKET FISHERMAN,
AND HAIR MAGNET,
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HERE'S HOW TO ORDER.
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HI, I'M DOT,
AN OPERATOR HERE AT ACME.
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ORDER NOW,
AND WE'LL THROW IN
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UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES
OF FUDGE.
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CALL NOW!
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[CRYING]
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HE CAN'T TAKE MORE,
CAPTAIN. HE'S ABOUT
TO BLOW!
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YOU REALLY
DON'T WANT ANY, HUH?
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HOW CAN I EAT COOKIES
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WHEN THE THEORY
OF RELATIVITY
HAS ESCAPED ME?
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IT'S WRONG!
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ALL WRONG!
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I AM A FAILURE.
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EINSTEIN IS A DUMMY.
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STUPID EINSTEIN DUMMY BOY.
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[WHISPERING]
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HEY, EINSTEIN!
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* WHENEVER WE'RE
FEELING BLUE *
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* HERE'S WHAT
WE ALWAYS DO *
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* WHEN YOUR FACE IS LONG,
SING THE ACME SONG *
231
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,734
* YOU'LL FEEL
SO FRESH AND NEW *
232
00:09:22,968 --> 00:09:24,300
* THERE'S THE "A,"
THAT'S FIRST *
233
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,501
* THERE'S A "C,"
THAT'S NEXT *
234
00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,634
* THERE'S AN "M,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE *
235
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,801
* THERE'S THE "E,"
IT'S LAST *
236
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,000
* NOW, SPELL IT OUT
237
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,200
* A-C-M-E, THAT'S FUN *
238
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,467
NOW BACKWARDS!
239
00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:34,801
* THERE'S THE "E,"
THAT'S LAST *
240
00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:35,934
* THERE'S THE "M,"
IT'S NEXT *
241
00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,901
* THERE'S "C,"
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE *
242
00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:39,334
* THERE'S THE "A,"
IT'S FIRST *
243
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,501
* WHAT'S FIRST IS LAST *
244
00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:43,033
* E-M-C-A, WE'RE DONE **
245
00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:44,567
PRETTY GOOD, WAKKO,
246
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:47,801
BUT YOUR "A" ALWAYS
LOOKS LIKE A 2.
247
00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:04,234
THAT'S IT.
248
00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:05,133
THAT'S IT!
249
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,033
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY!
250
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,200
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED.
251
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,834
ENERGY EQUALS MASS TIMES
THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED.
252
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,434
YOU KIDS IS GENIUSES!
253
00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:15,968
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
254
00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:17,801
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
255
00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:20,334
"E" EQUALS MC SQUARED!
256
00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:24,434
THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS
257
00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:26,834
GOES TO
ALBERT EINSTEIN AND...
258
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,634
THE WARNER BROTHERS.
259
00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,968
AND THE WARNER SISTER!
260
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,367
HEY, IT'S NO MERIT BADGE,
BUT IT'LL DO.
261
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,767
GEE, BRAIN. WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
262
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:49,167
THE SAME THING
WE ALWAYS DO--
263
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,801
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
264
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,734
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
265
00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:59,000
* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN
266
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,834
* ONE IS A GENIUS
267
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,667
* THE OTHER'S INSANE *
268
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,734
* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *
269
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,434
* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *
270
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:07,601
* THEY'RE PINKY *
271
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,200
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
272
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,834
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN
273
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:11,901
* BRAIN *
274
00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:25,667
I HOPE YOU'RE
PREPARED, PINKY,
275
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,434
FOR TONIGHT'S PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
276
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,200
PROMISES
TO BE EXTRAORDINARY.
277
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,200
[CANNED LAUGHTER]
278
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200
PINKY?
279
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,267
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
280
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:36,934
BANG! ZOOM!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
281
00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:38,534
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
282
00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:42,100
BANG! ZOOM!
RIGHT IN THE KISSER! NARF!
283
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,901
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
284
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,701
YOU WATCH
TOO MUCH TV, PINKY.
285
00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,334
BANG! ZOOM!
286
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,267
STOP SAYING THAT,
PINKY,
287
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,734
OR I SHALL
HAVE TO HURT YOU.
288
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,767
OH. O.K.
SORRY, BRAIN. NARF!
289
00:12:05,701 --> 00:12:06,767
EGAD!
290
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,934
YOU ASTOUND ME,
BRAIN.
291
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,868
THAT'S A SIMPLE TASK,
PINKY.
292
00:12:17,234 --> 00:12:21,234
ONCE WE CONSTRUCT
A SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR,
293
00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:24,334
THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!
PINKY?
294
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:28,400
IT IS OFTEN SAID
WHEN A GOLFER
TEES OFF. ALVEY?
295
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,767
WHAT IS FOUR, ALEX?
296
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,300
WHAT IS NARF!
297
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,801
UH, WHAT IS POINT!
298
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:37,000
WHAT IS INORDINATELY
SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, ALEX?
299
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,133
THE PLANS, PINKY,
300
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:45,167
FOR THE SUPER-CONDUCTIVE
MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR.
301
00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,968
SHALL I EXPLAIN
HOW IT WORKS?
302
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,200
NARF!
303
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,667
CHALLENGE ME!
304
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,133
I'M SURE I WILL.
305
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,200
BY USING THE INFINDIBULATOR
306
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,033
TO DEPLETE HYDROGEN
AND PROMOTE GRAVITATIONAL
COLLAPSE,
307
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:59,367
WE WILL PRODUCE
A MAGNETIC CHARGE
308
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,367
FROM THE EARTH SO STRONG,
309
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:04,300
THAT EVERYONE WITH
LOOSE CHANGE IN THEIR POCKETS
310
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,200
WILL BE DRAWN TO THE GROUND
AND STICK!
311
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,234
EGAD, BRAIN!
BRILLIANT!
312
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:14,100
UH-OH. WAIT.
WHAT IF THEY TAKE
OFF THEIR PANTS?
313
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,000
THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD QUICKLY.
314
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,400
EVERY ITEM WE NEED IS HERE
IN THE LAB, SAVE ONE--
315
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,400
THE INFINDIBULATOR.
316
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:29,167
BUT I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN GET ONE--
THE FARMER'S ALMANAC.
317
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,667
URGH...
318
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,767
OOH!
OOH!
319
00:13:40,534 --> 00:13:41,567
THANKS.
320
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,367
AHH, HERE WE ARE.
321
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,767
"BUILD YOUR OWN
INFINDIBULATOR
322
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:53,767
"WITH THINGS YOU HAVE
AROUND THE HOME.
323
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,501
ONLY $99,000."
324
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,501
[GASP]
325
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,467
$99,000? NARF!
326
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,901
WHERE WE GOING TO
GET THAT, BRAIN?
327
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,000
[BUZZER]
328
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,501
SORRY, MATILDA.
THAT'S INCORRECT.
329
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:06,367
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?
330
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,200
ALL OF IT! TOO BAD,
331
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,534
BECAUSE YOU
COULD HAVE WON $99,000.
332
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:15,968
PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?
333
00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,667
I THINK SO, BRAIN.
334
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,300
BUT WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND
A DUCK AND HOSE NOW?
335
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,734
THE MONEY, PINKY.
336
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:28,634
I CAN GO ON THAT SHOW
AND WIN THE MONEY
FOR THE INFINDIBULATOR.
337
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,133
EGAD, BRAIN--
338
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,133
OH, NO. BUT THE QUESTIONS
ON GYP-PARODY
339
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,701
ARE INCREDIBLY HARD.
340
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,200
YOU'D HAVE TO GET
EVERY ONE RIGHT.
341
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,234
QUIZ ME.
342
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,734
ASK ME ANYTHING.
343
00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:40,734
NARF!
344
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:41,901
UH, O.K.
345
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,367
WHAT IS PIE?
346
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,534
THE RATIO
OF THE CIRCUMFERENCE
347
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:50,434
OF A CIRCLE TO ITS
DIAMETER HAVING
A VALUE OF 3.14159265.
348
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:53,067
BUT ASK ME SOMETHING
DIFFICULT, PINKY.
349
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:56,000
UH...UH...NARF.
OH, O.K.!
350
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,801
WHAT TV CHARACTER SAYS,
"BANG! ZOOM!"
351
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,767
I TOLD YOU
TO STOP SAYING THAT.
352
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,734
I DON'T CARE
WHO SAYS THAT.
353
00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:08,033
RALPH KRAMDEN!
354
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,501
TA-DA!
355
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,667
WE MUST PREPARE.
356
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:19,934
URGH!
357
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,868
ARGH!
358
00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,667
ARGH!
URGH!
359
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,300
THAT DOES IT.
360
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,868
I'M GOING IN.
361
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,667
HONEY, I'M HOME.
362
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,434
HA HA HA!
363
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:44,000
OH, THAT'S
A FUNNY JOKE, BRAIN.
364
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,501
I AM NOT DEVOID OF HUMOR.
365
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,334
PREPARE FOR DEPARTURE!
366
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,567
NARF!
367
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,133
TAXI!
368
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,334
TAXI!
369
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,667
THE TELEVISION
STATION, PLEASE.
370
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,200
YOU GOT IT.
371
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:41,734
WHOA! HEY...IF YOU
DON'T MIND ME ASKING,
372
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,934
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
373
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:44,834
NOTHING.
374
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:48,467
I AM A MOUSE IN A LARGE
MECHANICAL SUIT.
375
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,701
HEY, O.K.,
376
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,734
MY FAULT FOR ASKING,
RIGHT?
377
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,701
THIS IS GYP-PARODY!
378
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:02,834
OUR RETURNING CHAMPION,
ALVEY!
379
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,434
AND PLEASE WELCOME DOLORIS
380
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,901
AND BRIAN!
381
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,667
UH, THAT'S BRAIN,
NOT BRIAN.
382
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,868
AND NOW YOUR HOST,
ALEX QUEBEC!
383
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,367
LET'S START WITH OUR
RETURNING CHAMPION.
384
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:20,834
UH, I'LL TAKE
"ANCIENT SHOE SIZES"
FOR $200, ALEX.
385
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,667
WHAT WAS 7 1/2?
386
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,667
THAT'S CORRECT,
BRIAN.
387
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,701
THAT'S BRAIN.
388
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,300
"KINGS NAMED MOSHUSHU"
FOR $200.
389
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:38,734
BRIAN.
390
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:41,100
WHO WAS KING MOSHUSHU I?
391
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,067
CORRECT.
SELECT AGAIN, BRIAN.
392
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,501
BRAIN.
"ISLE OF YAP" FOR $400?
393
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,567
BRIAN.
394
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,334
WHAT ARE BICAR, EYELOOK,
AND AILING LAPPALAND?
395
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,901
WHAT IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONAL
396
00:17:57,901 --> 00:18:00,934
TO SQUARE OF THE CUBED
DISTANCES BETWEEN THEM?
397
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,868
WHAT IS THE CRUST OF IO?
398
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,434
WHAT IS A REGIS PHILBIN?
399
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,467
THAT CONCLUDES
ROUND TWO.
400
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,901
IT LOOKS
LIKE BRIAN--
401
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:19,300
BRAIN.
402
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,467
WILL PLAY
FINAL GYP-PARODY ALONE,
403
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,334
SO FAR HAVING ANSWERED
EVERY SINGLE QUESTION
CORRECTLY.
404
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,767
HAVE YOU WAGERED?
405
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,467
YES, ALEX.
406
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:30,167
ANY PLANS ON HOW YOU'LL
SPEND YOUR WINNINGS?
407
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:33,367
YES. I PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
408
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,000
HA HA HA HA.
409
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,501
MY FAULT FOR ASKING.
410
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,400
GO, BRAIN! NARF!
411
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,200
WE ALMOST GOT
ALL OUR MONEY!
412
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,868
IN THE WORDS OF--
413
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:45,934
NOW, FOR $99,000,
414
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,300
HERE'S THE FINAL
GYP-PARODYANSWER.
415
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,267
IN THE CATEGORY,
"QUOTABLE QUOTES..."
416
00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:00,434
UM...UH, WHO IS, UH...
417
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:01,501
FIVE SECONDS.
418
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,467
I, UM...WHO IS, UH...
419
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,701
TWO SECONDS.
420
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,901
WHO IS, UH...PINKY!
421
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:07,934
[BUZZER]
422
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:11,334
OOH, THAT'S INCORRECT.
423
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,367
THE QUESTION IS,
"WHO IS RALPH KRAMDEN?"
424
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,334
HOW MUCH DID YOU WAGER?
425
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,467
EVERYTHING.
426
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,334
WHICH LEAVES YOU WITH NADA.
I'M SO SORRY.
427
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,367
THAT WRAPS UP OUR SHOW.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
428
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:29,000
UH...HOW ABOUT
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE?
429
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,968
NO.
430
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:35,000
YOU COULD WIN THE MONEY
ON $10,000 PILE-OF-MUD.
431
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,601
NO, PINKY.
432
00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:40,133
I'M GOING
TO GET SOME REST
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
433
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,133
WHAT, BRAIN?
WHAT ARE WE DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
434
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,367
SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT.
435
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,000
TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
436
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,067
* THEY'RE PINKY *
437
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,701
* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
438
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:52,334
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN
439
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:58,267
* BRAIN *
440
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,067
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
441
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,567
FOR OUR RABIES SHOT?
442
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,534
TO MAKE
SPIT BUBBLES?
443
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,968
IT'S TIME FOR
THE DAY'S LESSON.
444
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,968
TO DISCOVER
WHAT IT IS,
445
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:13,000
WE TURN TO
THE WHEEL OF MORALITY.
446
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,467
WHEEL OF MORALITY,
TURN, TURN, TURN.
447
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:19,033
TELL US THE LESSON
THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
448
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,601
AND THE MORAL
OF TODAY'S STORY IS...
449
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:23,901
"IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
450
00:20:23,901 --> 00:20:25,434
BLAME IT ON
YOUR PARENTS."
451
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,701
HOW DEEP.
452
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,467
I'M TOUCHED.
453
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,467
IN THE HEAD.
454
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:30,934
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
455
00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:32,467
YIKES!
YIKES! YIKES!
456
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:40,133
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
457
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:05,067
I'M YAKKO.
458
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,701
I'M WAKKO.
459
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,734
AND I'M CUTE!
460
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,834
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION,
A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P.
461
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:15,000
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